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This thread explores a variety of whimsical and humorous questions and answers, often playing with language and absurdity. The discussion includes light-hearted inquiries about posting habits, the nature of questions, and fantastical concepts like superpowers and the universe's expansion.

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  • Participants humorously speculate on how long it might take to reach 1000 posts in the thread.
  • There is a playful exchange about the misspelling of "question," with some participants embracing the humor in it.
  • Questions about the existence of old forums and their accessibility are raised, with some participants suggesting they exist only in dreams.
  • Various superpowers are proposed, including self-levitation and the ability to pass through solid objects, with humorous implications about their practicality.
  • Participants engage in absurd reasoning, such as attributing the universe's expansion to flatulence or a "Big Bean Burrito."
  • There are whimsical inquiries about why planets orbit stars and the nature of the sun's light, leading to playful responses.
  • Some participants reflect on the nature of belief and reality, with humorous takes on philosophical questions.

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The discussion remains largely playful and humorous, with no clear consensus or serious disagreement. Participants engage in a light-hearted manner, often building on each other's absurdities.

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The thread is characterized by a lack of serious inquiry, focusing instead on humor and playful banter. Many questions posed are intentionally nonsensical or absurd, reflecting a light-hearted atmosphere.

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  • #211
Originally posted by Mentat

If flatulate can be taken apart thus, then what does it mean to "flatu"?

GAS!

(I'm amazed, someone got there answer in while I was typing mine, YOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)

If you could catch "Time in a bottle", what time would it be??
 
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  • #212
It would be a really good time to get drunk.

If you were drunk from drinking time and driving at the same time and were pulled over would you still get a ticket?
 
  • #213
Originally posted by climbhi
It would be a really good time to get drunk.

If you were drunk from drinking time and driving at the same time and were pulled over would you still get a ticket?

Depends on what time you were drinking.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to bad driving?
 
  • #214
Originally posted by Mentat
Depends on what time you were drinking.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to bad driving?

For the same reason bad driving is so commonly related to alcohol.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to beer?
 
  • #215
Originally asked by climbhi

Why is alcohol so commonly related to beer?

Because beer is commonly related to belching!

Why is belching so commonly related to drinking?
 
  • #216
most people don't just swallow air on their own they need carbonated drink to help them get air down the wrong pipe.

what exactly makes for a good golf waggle?
 
  • #217
Originally asked by Climbhi

what exactly makes for a good golf waggle?

A really good crosswind, blowing up the dress!

If you really have an "Axe to Grind", must you first "Un-bury the hatchet"?
 
  • #218
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
A really good crosswind, blowing up the dress!

If you really have an "Axe to Grind", must you first "Un-bury the hatchet"?

If you don't like the hatchet where it is, I guess so.

I know about blueberries, and strawberries, but what is an "un-bury"?
 
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  • #219
Originally asked by Mentat

I know about blueberries, and strawberries, but what is an "un-bury"?

the reversed opposite of the inversion of the overturned transpositon of the opposed imposition of flipping over the other side of the relationship of side's opposite to each else...or it means "to dig it up". (one or the other)

I too, know about blueberries, and strawberries, but since neither is made with either 'blue', or 'straw', why in the world are the called that??
 
  • #220
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
the reversed opposite of the inversion of the overturned transpositon of the opposed imposition of flipping over the other side of the relationship of side's opposite to each else...or it means "to dig it up". (one or the other)

I too, know about blueberries, and strawberries, but since neither is made with either 'blue', or 'straw', why in the world are the called that??

'Cause it sounds cooler than "tinyberry" and "berry of exposed seeds".

Why do we still call the Native Americans "Indians"?
 
  • #221
Originally asked by mentat

Why do we still call the Native Americans "Indians"?

Cause they all come from "Indiana"!

If the expression "All Hail the King" is used, while you are there, would you really begin to throw hail at him?
 
  • #222
No, but I would sell it to those willing parties.

Is there any limit to venture capitalism?
 
  • #223
Originally asked by Ben-CS

Is there any limit to venture capitalism?

SON, Here at the BLUE Sky mine, we think that "The SKie's the Limit"
we know that there are "no end to markets", "no vison of destitution on any horizon", "all opportunites to fulfill our destinies, as the masters of the never/ending cyclic nature of finance, will be sought after by "The Achiever's" son, are you an Achiever Sun?
 
  • #224
How come I'm your father, but you're not my son?
 
  • #225
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
SON, Here at the BLUE Sky mine, we think that "The SKie's the Limit"
we know that there are "no end to markets", "no vison of destitution on any horizon", "all opportunites to fulfill our destinies, as the masters of the never/ending cyclic nature of finance, will be sought after by "The Achiever's" son, are you an Achiever Sun?

Were you going to post a quetion?
 
  • #226
Originally posted by Mentat
Were you going to post a quetion?

He did, I believe it was "are you an achiever sun?"

Well, so are you?
 
  • #227
Well, I think that question wins. All this time we have been waiting for the Jehova question, the stupid question to answer all stupid questions... and there it is. Wow huh?

Do you think he missed a page or 2 or 60 from the rest of this thread?
 
  • #228
Originally posted by Another God

Do you think he missed a page or 2 or 60 from the rest of this thread?

Nope, it's because he's not a lawyer, cause we all know it's only the lawyers who read all of the rules!

How long will it take for this thread to reach a Gigglebyte?
 
  • #229
A jeer and a laugh.

If a bear falls on a ranger in the middle of an urban jungle, will they make a scene?
 
  • #230
Originally posted by Ben-CS
A jeer and a laugh.

If a bear falls on a ranger in the middle of an urban jungle, will they make a scene?

Nah. Other people might make a scene, but the bear would have to be dead, and so would the ranger.

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear it...what's the speed of light?
 
  • #231
Mentat asked:
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear it...what's the speed of light?

About half the speed of heavy.

How can I get free beer?
 
  • #232
Originally posted by J-Man
About half the speed of heavy.

How can I get free beer?

How should I know? I can't even get it if I pay!

Why is there a law about how old you have to be to drink alcohol?
 
  • #233
Originally asked by Mentat

Why is there a law about how old you have to be to drink alcohol?

Because you need be old enough to know how to write/type, when you can't see straight.

Has anyone seen my Flashlight?
 
  • #234
I'm a girl...
(the answer to "How come I'm your father, but your not my son ?", posted by Cristi)
 
  • #235
Originally posted by bogdan
I'm a girl...
(the answer to "How come I'm your father, but your not my son ?", posted by Cristi)

COOL, but I suspect you have the wrong thread /perhaps/ you should read some of the first 'several' postings. in this thread, to know what is going on, so you too can participate, and have fun. (Looking for the Gigglebyte Beast)

How is it that I have two Dad's?
 
  • #236
Your mom is a hippo...stupid enough ?
 
  • #237
Stupid enough. Not question enough. The second bit was though.

Got it?
 
  • #238
Originally asked by A-No-There God

Got it?

Yes, 42 of them actually!

How big is 42 "Its"?
 
  • #239
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Yes, 42 of them actually!

How big is 42 "Its"?

Infinite, duh.

What is the driving force behind laziness?
 
  • #240
A drunken one...or 42...
Why insert an ordered list into your message ?

This is cool...heaheahea...
Yeah...cool...huhuhu...(slap)
Ough...where did my neuron go ?...hehehehe...
Am I stupid or not ? This is the question...or not ?[?]
 
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