Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[dextercioby]

i surely don't know.
Now there's a stupid question from me:how much can one earn by webmastering a hardcore site??

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by dextercioby
Now there's a stupid question from me:how much can one earn by webmastering a hardcore site??

Rumor has it that nothing ever is gained from it.

Why would anyone, work at a job, that rewards them, with nothing?

EDIT SP!

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Rumor has it that nothing ever comes from it.

Why would anyone, work at a job, that rewards them, with nothing?

And now, for the dumbest answer of all time: Sometimes the work is a reward in itself.

What exactly would a phenomenological anal probe look like?

 

[Mattius_]

coke or pepsi?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally answered, and asked, by Mattius_
coke or pepsi?

Why yes! please! cold preferably!

What is the opposite of Orange?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Why yes! please! cold preferably!

What is the opposite of Orange?

Egnaro (pronounced: egg-nah-row) noun. Etymology: From the Old English "Egnaro", which meant nothing whatsoever to them, and hasn't changed much since.

Definition:
1) The opposite of Orange, for whatever reason one may wish to conjur up in their twisted, useless, minds.

2) The noun form of the verb, to "egn", which cannot be pronounced, so don't even try.

3) In some cultures, the name of the Almighty God, who egned this Earth from nothing.*



*these cultures are only hypothetical, and no such religion is known to exist, but the definition just didn't look long (or stupid) enough without this third point.


What is the purpose of definitions?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Originally posted by Mentat
Egnaro (pronounced: egg-nah-row) noun. Etymology: From the Old English "Egnaro", which meant nothing whatsoever to them, and hasn't changed much since.

Definition:
1) The opposite of Orange, for whatever reason one may wish to conjur up in their twisted, useless, minds.

2) The noun form of the verb, to "egn", which cannot be pronounced, so don't even try.

3) In some cultures, the name of the Almighty God, who egned this Earth from nothing.*



*these cultures are only hypothetical, and no such religion is known to exist, but the definition just didn't look long (or stupid) enough without this third point.


What is the purpose of definitions?

To put de fine point on things.

What is the opposite of grok? (and don't say korg!)

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by selfAdjoint
To put de fine point on things.

What is the opposite of grok? (and don't say korg!)

Ignorance.
The meaning of grok

What is the meaning of "is"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
What is the meaning of "is"?

ARE!

How do you start a bicycle?

 

[DR OF DEATH]

by getting a bi'person to cycle it.


when will hell freeze over i want to go there for christmas

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by drdeath
by getting a bi'person to cycle it.


when will hell freeze over i want to go there for christmas

Right after it freezes over "I want to go there for Easter" (just a joke on the lack of punctuation... ).

Why do people make fun of lawyers?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posed by mentat
Why do people make fun of lawyers?

BECAUSE IT IS THE LAW!

Why is it "The Law" to make fun of lawyers

 

[The Grimmus]

becuase you siad it was

If i can't read how am i answering this

 

[The Grimmus]

becuase you siad it was

If i can't read how am i answering this

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by The Grimmus
If i can't read how am i answering this

it's in brail.

if you can't think of a question that sounds stupid, does it make you smart or stupid?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by maximus

if you can't think of a question that sounds stupid, does it make you smart or stupid?

Neither, just NOT a 'thinker' (Only a joke, Not for real, OK?)

Does the word "Genius" really stand for The Geni-(in)-us? (or was that gem-in-I?)

 

[The Grimmus]

yes yes it dose

or dose it?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by The Grimmus

or dose it?

Most assuredly is was.

If you scream "Eureka", but have gotten nothing, why have you done that?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Most assuredly is was.

If you scream "Eureka", but have gotten nothing, why have you done that?

Because you friend-a smells-a bad-a.

Did Jack and Jill get Workman's Comp?

 

[The Grimmus]

No but jill is still awaiting her sexual harrasment suit, aginst Jack for "tubling" after her so aggresively, to procces


Whats this rash on my thigh from

 

[quantumcarl]

Originally posted by The Grimmus
No but jill is still awaiting her sexual harrasment suit, aginst Jack for "tubling" after her so aggresively, to procces


Whats this rash on my thigh from

Rash behavior.

Are we naked under out clothes?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by quantumcarl

Are we naked under out clothes?

Only if she says "Yes"!

What do you do if she says "Yes!"?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if she says "Yes!"?

Step 1) Apply chocolate.
Step 2) Lick chocolate.
Step 3) Repeat as desired.
Step 4) Start over, except with whipped cream.

Or should the whipped cream come first?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by J-Man

Or should the whipped cream come first?

Hopefully, and 'hopefully' you will finish last!

Is whipped cream without a "cherry on top" anywheres nears as good as with one?

 

[The Grimmus]

only if the cherry is substuted with chocalte sauce (or another sauce like subsatnce) with sprinkles (be them rainbow or choclate)


how much cholcalte would it take to bring down a rhino

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by The Grimmus
how much cholcalte would it take to bring down a rhino

Given the chocolate to weight formula, C^W/A¹⁸ werein A= Anger quotient, the need of chocolate poundage is a mulituple of the rhino's mass\weight divided by his anger'Q', (to the eighteenth power) hence you must assess the A before proceeding to calculate the formulation of needed chocolate.

How angry will the rhino be?

 

[The Grimmus]

well you will need an equation for that as well...
A=w*(T^pi)+ sqr(n-8)

A = anger
w=weight
T= % above or below normal testosteron level of that type of orangism
N= randome varriable that makes me look smarte

so you satrt with:
182(.9^pi)+sqr( [oo] -8)
182 (roughly 2.827433388) + the letter v...yea v (this is starting to look like a math final of mine)
roughly 514.5928767+v
coverting V using only imaginaryly relastic # you come out with

A= very

how can sqr( [oo] -8) be anything but the symbol ~?

 

[Mattius_]

but what if your not throwing the chocalate? maybe your feeding it the chocalate, in which case the poundage would be much smaller... id say mmm, 10-20 lbs of milk chocalate before you make it get sick and lay down.. but this estimate is totally dependent upon the kind of chocalate...

what kind of chocalate? does nugget count?

 

[The Grimmus]

ofocurse your feeding it the choclate in a nugget form and you have thigns revered if u throw it at the rhino it is far less

rhinos insticvley stomp on procced choclate realsing small amount of coco dust which knock the creature unconsious


What the hell am i talking about?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by The Grimmus
What the hell am i talking about?

Something about the menu plan for cooking a Rhino in chocolate, I think.

What are you going to do when your spine wears out?

 

[The Grimmus]

get one off ebay

Defintie means infite if you look at it as De finite...right?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by The Grimmus
Defintie means infite if you look at it as De finite...right?

Only 42 times, after that it becomes In De-Finite.

When you look on ebay, for a new spine, are you willing/wanting to save some ca$h on slightly used ones?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Only 42 times, after that it becomes In De-Finite.

When you look on ebay, for a new spine, are you willing/wanting to save some ca$h on slightly used ones?

If you're looking on eBay for a new spine, you are completely insane, and need to seek professional help as soon as possible.

How old is God?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Mentat

How old is God?

Same age as the last time you asked that question!

How many times are we allowed to repeat ourselves before we volontarily make the effort to come up with some new material?

(and 42 times is a disqualified/dis-ingenious/un-quantfiable responce)

 

[Andy]

Liz Hurley is HOT!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Ahhhh! EVIDENCE! (thats the answer!)

Now the question...

What is evidence?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What is evidence?

Something with the same dencity of an electron, but whose energy is equal to it's power.
Why do they make fireworks illegal and then sell them?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by J-Man
Why do they make fireworks illegal and then sell them?

Cause if they were legal, no one would want them, NO FUN that way. way MORE FUN if they are illegal to use. (nudge'nudge-wink'wink)

Why do people find breaking the law, FUN?

 

[mouseman]

cuz its fun to break stuff.

If you're riding your bike along the road and your pedal falls off,
how many monkeys does it take to make an omelet?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Well it depends on the bicycle, (pedal differentiation) 'Mountain bike' style or 'Road bike' style, and you clearly forgot to tell us where the monkey/simian was astride the Artificial Horse that it was riding, cause the velocity factors V thermal transfer (to the protein pile) have successive Differential accumulations of agglomerational characteristic pluming episodes that would deffinitively have quantifiable effectations upon the qualitative output of the simians respective erognomic abilities, re the pedals qualities have quantifiable proportions such that the outcomes of events histologies would pathologically diverge in there acuteness, or, in simple words, Go ask someone who is a MONKEY (or there Avatar)

Is it really the "Monkey that Roared", and NOT the Mouse that roared??

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Well it depends on the bicycle, (pedal differentiation) 'Mountain bike' style or 'Road bike' style, and you clearly forgot to tell us where the monkey/simian was astride the Artificial Horse that it was riding, cause the velocity factors V thermal transfer (to the protein pile) have successive Differential accumulations of agglomerational characteristic pluming episodes that would deffinitively have quantifiable effectations upon the qualitative output of the simians respective erognomic abilities, re the pedals qualities have quantifiable proportions such that the outcomes of events histologies would pathologically diverge in there acuteness, or, in simple words, Go ask someone who is a MONKEY (or there Avatar)

Is it really the "Monkey that Roared", and NOT the Mouse that roared??

Uuuh, I'm thinkin' kinda...huh?

What would we do if the back-scratcher hadn't been invented?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Mentat
Uuuh, I'm thinkin' kinda...huh?

What would we do if the back-scratcher hadn't been invented?

Itch.

what would be the record for the longest field goal if our knees bent the other direction? Why?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
what would be the record for the longest field goal if our knees bent the other direction? Why?

About the same, as you would just do things/count Bass Ackwards!

In what number system do you count Bass Ackwards?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
In what number system do you count Bass Ackwards?

It is ackwards to count bass in any number system! But if I had to guess, I'd probably say the Trout System of Numerology and Flatulence.

What's funnier, "Numerology" or "Flatulence"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by j-man
What's funnier, "Numerology" or "Flatulence"?

"Numerological Flatulence"!

How many flatulates can you count when the flatulator is flatulating at supersonic speeds?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How many flatulates can you count when the flatulator is flatulating at supersonic speeds?

All of them, unless the batteries are dead.

What did the bartender say to the Neutron when giving it the drink it ordered?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

"This 'oughta Linearly polarize Ya!"

What do you do if, while the polarized Neutron went out for a stroll along the beltway, and the Martian askes you for your seeds?

 

[Andy]

paint his yohoo gold

how do you post without knowing that u've posted

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Andy
how do you post without knowing that u've posted

Hypnotize yourself.

Will there ever be peace on Mars?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by J-Man
Will there ever be peace on Mars?

YES! (see below for explanation)

Why? has there never been, a War, on Mars?