Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Hurkyl

What time is it?

Time to buy a watch! (Or, wear the one you have at home in your drawer, or, time to annoy another person with that question, or, time to mind your own business, or, time to get a life, or, time to stop asking what time is it, or, time for me to leave, or,....)

Why do some people scream answers at you, when it never changes the accuracy/inaccuracy of the responce??

 

[cmdr_sponge]

maybe you look deaf

why do stupid questions deserve stupid answers?

 

[FZ+]

They don't. But life isn't fair.

What is fair?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by FZ+
They don't. But life isn't fair.

What is fair?

Stop yelling at me!

If people speak of the "big inning" of time, do they mean to imply that there will be a "big outing" of time?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

If people speak of the "big inning" of time, do they mean to imply that there will be a "big outing" of time?

No, just a Big Time!


What is a Big Time?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
No, just a Big Time!


What is a Big Time?

The opposite of a small time, duh!

Why is there a "b" at the end of "dumb"?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

to confuse the ppl it applies to

why isn't phonetically spelt phonetically?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
to confuse the ppl it applies to

why isn't phonetically spelt phonetically?

It's demostrably paradoxical (a Wuliheron-ish answer). Or, because math says so (and Alexander-ish answer).

Why do people consider the heart to be the "seat of motivation"?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Mentat
It's demostrably paradoxical (a Wuliheron-ish answer). Or, because math says so (and Alexander-ish answer).

Why do people consider the heart to be the "seat of motivation"?

well, what would you like to call it? the 'chair of motivation'?

where do babies come from?

 

[quantumdude]

Originally posted by maximus
where do babies come from?

Just add water to baby powder.

Why can't you hear colors?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Tom
Just add water to baby powder.

Why can't you hear colors?

for the exact same reason that you can't see sound!


why is hot water hot instead of cold?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally askes by Maximus

why is hot water hot instead of cold?

Well, in the case Hot V Cold (#456 C SCUSA) the jury was apprised of the accusation of prejudice that arose from the hot water accusing the cold water of actually not being cold enough, the rebuttal from the hot water was to deride the reputation of the cold water is such a manner as to impose upon the 17^th amendement rights, of said cold water, as to ensure that the allegation of the inferance of the "non temperate" nature of the water was to be examined by a physicist, an expert in the field of water temperature, so pending the outcome of the final assessment of the assay of the true state of the waters nature, this question cannot be stupidly responded to, aside from the legal implications, to this author, for the possibilities of breech of temporal trust in his blatant, and oh so public, display of disrespect towards such a thermal fluid issue.

Oooooops, this just in, it seems that a restraining order has been placed upon any further explanation of the jurisprudence that is being set, in this particularily contentious issue between hot water and cold water, hence, futher discourse upon siad matter will be met with the force of law as to ensure that all legalities are maintained to the fullest extent of the laws legal ability to extend the long arm of the law pertaining to said allegation of frigidity with respect to the heated matter, order # 398275647384595066003038075497-j-485756393 part; 'c' section, 42

Is that about the longest 'non responce' I could think of?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Is that about the longest 'non responce' I could think of?

No, you just don't like typing too much.

How many nits could a nit-picker pick if a nit-picker could pick nits?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
No, you just don't like typing too much.

How many nits could a nit-picker pick if a nit-picker could pick nits?

As many nits as the nit-picker could pick, you nit-wit!

There are people who are "witty". And there are people who are "half-wits". But what about other fractions? What's a "quarter-wit", or a "third-wit".

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Origianlly asked by Mentat

There are people who are "witty". And there are people who are "half-wits". But what about other fractions? What's a "quarter-wit", or a "third-wit".

Nope there are only 1/2 wits, the rest are witless!

If you are tuly "witless", does that preclude you from being a wit-ness?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Nope there are only 1/2 wits, the rest are witless!

If you are tuly "witless", does that preclude you from being a wit-ness?

Let me think about that for a while...
...
hmm...
uh...42!

How old is God?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

How old is God?

About as old as a creator of a universe can be, thought of as, "to the N^th degree, and BeYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND" !

How far past the N^th degree can you go?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
About as old as a creator of a universe can be, thought of as, "to the N^th degree, and BeYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND" !

How far past the N^th degree can you go?

About N^N.

Am I conscious?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Mentat

Am I conscious?

Only if you are not consciously asking the question, cause a conscious person doesn't ask if they are conscious, only unconscious people ask if they are conscious.

Get it?

 

[J-Man]

Originally asked by Mr. Robin Parsons
Get it?

No, Segways are overrated. And probably misspelled.

What would happen if we really gave peace a chance?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
No, Segways are overrated. And probably misspelled.

What would happen if we really gave peace a chance?

The very fabric of spacetime itself would destroy itself. Sudden, and utter, chaos would errupt. Nothing could ever exist again. All because humans defied their nature .

What would happen if I traveled to the past and killed my grandfather, before he gave birth to my father?

 

[FZ+]

A giant golden and divinely floating 42 would appear and smite thee most dreadfully.

What would happen if Alexander became a christian one day?

 

[MSI]

that will be the end of the world

what is the most stuped question in this topic?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by MSI

what is the most stuped question in this topic?

The one that didn't ask a question, but rather, responded to the answer, that the question, didn't ask!

Is the reason that there is no word, in the English language, that rhymes with Orange, because none of the other words can reach a note in the O'range??

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons

Is the reason that there is no word, in the English language, that rhymes with Orange, because none of the other words can reach a note in the O'range??

maybe.


if beauty is in the eye of the beholder than why hasn't anyone thought of finding this "Beholder", scooping out his eyes, eating them, and thus become beautyful (or full-of-beauty)?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originallyposted by Maximus

if beauty is in the eye of the beholder than why hasn't anyone thought of finding this "Beholder", scooping out his eyes, eating them, and thus become beautyful (or full-of-beauty)?

Well since it is you who are/is the beholder, well, I wouldn't recommend that you try it, cause you won't be able to see outer beauty anymore, and I doubt that it will increase you ability to see inner beauty any better then with your eyes functioning properly.

Stay Beautiful, inside, and out!

The is a new theory out, "Massless Dark Matter" Do you think it will matter?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons


The is a new theory out, "Massless Dark Matter" Do you think it will matter?

not massivly...


if someone touched your godhead, how would it feel?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by maximus
not massivly...


if someone touched your godhead, how would it feel?

Uh, ain't that a little private to be talking about on the PFs? (Pun intended.)

Does anything rhyme with purple?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Mentat

Does anything rhyme with purple?

Murple!

if you were a nun, could you ever make a pun?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by maximus
Murple!

if you were a nun, could you ever make a pun?

Son, it should be pretty fun to see a nun make a pun, but there are none, who'd make a pun, under the sun.

Is this statement false?