Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons How is it that a MMB with a Neofeminazi Mantismantra "Cooks her Meat"?

The same way she burns it, only less so.The recent fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field coincided yesterday with a full moon. Could these two factor together to account for the nightmare I suffered in my sleep in which, while trying to eat jello it kept shifting direction paramagnetically whenever I brought the spoon near and which jello kept being bombarded from time to time by what must have been cosmic rays, which left its surface pocked and cratered?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
The recent fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field coincided yesterday with a full moon. Could these two factor together to account for the nightmare I suffered in my sleep in which, while trying to eat jello it kept shifting direction paramagnetically whenever I brought the spoon near and which jello kept being bombarded from time to time by what must have been cosmic rays, which left its surface pocked and cratered?

No...

How is it that zoobyshoe experianced this intense nightmare that is, realistically, and "in actuality", an 'out of body' experience that is being generated by the mind of the "One Man Thunk Tank" seredipitously?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons, suddenly parsimonious with his answers
No...

How is it that zoobyshoe experianced this intense nightmare that is, realistically, and "in actuality", an 'out of body' experience that is being generated by the mind of the "One Man Thunk Tank" seredipitously?

It is thus: how, "in actuality", realistically, not experianced, seredipitously. Out or in of body, Jello or nay.Would you like some dressing for your salad speach?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Zoob! (The cat)
Would you like some dressing for your salad speach?

Yes, please a rather 'verbal' one, if it within the range of 'nouns' that you have available to cloth the verbage in a "simps" dress, as to present the vegetable's wordplayings as properly edible...

Think/Thought/thunk that thought thunk thinks thing, thinking thinks thing, thought thunk that there, thunk thought this theoretically, think, thinking thought thunk, thought that theme thought through think, therefore, thought thunk that thought, though think thunk that thought...thinking?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons Think/Thought/thunk that thought thunk thinks thing, thinking thinks thing, thought thunk that there, thunk thought this theoretically, think, thinking thought thunk, thought that theme thought through think, therefore, thought thunk that thought, though think thunk that thought...thinking?

Thinking thertainly throbs thermally though thubstantially thinner than thrilling "thunking". (That thounds thexual.)I recently baked the following adjective from scratch using a recipe I threw together in my spare time: "stermitaceous". Please taste it and decide what its denotation should be.

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by a petulantly inventive, although not morose, eubulent Zoobyshoe
I recently baked the following adjective from scratch using a recipe I threw together in my spare time: "stermitaceous". Please taste it and decide what its denotation should be.

Stermitaceous: of, or pertaining to, the Stermite period, the time when wild "stermites" ruled the planet, "stermiting" the enemies and friends alike...for further explanations see Stermitisms, Stermitatic, Stermitatisized, Stermiticious, and Stermitisisms...

As one who came from before the Age of the Stermites ("Seven days older then dust" I have been called/labelled) how is it that anyone, or anything, survived the both, horrible, and yet delicious, age?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons As one who came from before the Age of the Stermites ("Seven days older then dust" I have been called/labelled) how is it that anyone, or anything, survived the both, horrible, and yet delicious, age?

Protection during the age of the Stermites was afforded to a very small percentage of life forms by virtue of their being genetically Anstermititic, that is: resistent to being stermitatisized. They were not affected by stermitisms, or stermitisisms, either. Some paleontologists have proposed that frustration at not being able to do anything having the least stermitatic effect on these life forms could in fact be what killed the Stermites off in the end. That, though, is just a theory.Several recent discoveries among the papers of W.A. Mozart have given rise to considerable doubt as to whether he is the true composer of Mozart's unfinished piano quintet, or perhaps quartette, no one can tell, in three and 4/5ths movements, in the key of c# major, which most scholars believe would be the very first piece he ever composed in the 9th year of his life, were it to be authenticated as one of his, but several meaures of the mysteriously separately copied out manuscript of the 2nd violin part are clearly in the hand of the young genius' father, Mr. Mozart, which has people wondering how much of a hand the elder Mozart had in the whole piece to begin with, a possible explanation for why no one in particular can find much musical merit in this piece, authentic or not, but we can't be sure. Who, then, would like more coffee?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Several recent discoveries among the papers of W.A. Mozart have given rise to considerable doubt as to whether he is the true composer of Mozart's unfinished piano quintet, or perhaps quartette, no one can tell, in three and 4/5ths movements, in the key of c# major, which most scholars believe would be the very first piece he ever composed in the 9th year of his life, were it to be authenticated as one of his, but several meaures of the mysteriously separately copied out manuscript of the 2nd violin part are clearly in the hand of the young genius' father, Mr. Mozart, which has people wondering how much of a hand the elder Mozart had in the whole piece to begin with, a possible explanation for why no one in particular can find much musical merit in this piece, authentic or not, but we can't be sure. Who, then, would like more coffee?

Well Stermitetically speaking, I would like more caffeine, but 4/5^ths in the key of "C Corporal", would be the only way it could be done, with the Attached 'Codicil of need' of the authentification of the fraud by ways (and means!) of the truest of lie tellers detecting the heinous methodology of impuning the reality of the right of the authorial person'ages to do, what they had done, in the manner that they hadn't done it, to the very realistic reality that actually occurs in reality, sort of like the Fraud who wasn't fraudulent, ergo De Frauded...not to be confus'd with de Freuded, or "in-blottio"!

When a question 'arises', do you 'sit down'? (to coffee?)

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When a question 'arises', do you 'sit down'? (to coffee?)

It's funny you should mention the phenomenon of questions arising because it leads me by the most circuitous and circumstantial route imaginable to a story once related by a Polish aviator of my acquaintaince: One night his wife declined saying she had her period. He replied:" Well, if you're going to play the punctuation card, dear, I'll see your period, and raise you an exclamation point!" I'm not sure if he made that up himself or if he read it in a bathroom stall. Recently, in a bathroom stall, I scribbled the following limerick:

"That croc-teasing bloke from down under,
Got quite drunken and started to wonder
If instead of a stick,
He could prod with his d*ck,
Now to pee, he must sit. What a blunder!"

Did I make that up, or is it something a Polish aviator of my acquaintaince once told me after having read it in a bathroom stall?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Recently, in a bathroom stall, I scribbled the following limerick:

"That croc-teasing bloke from down under,
Got quite drunken and started to wonder
If instead of a stick,
He could prod with his d*ck,
Now to pee, he must sit. What a blunder!"

Did I make that up, or is it something a Polish aviator of my acquaintaince once told me after having read it in a bathroom stall?

Well YES! you made it up in a bathroom stall while writting it out on the backside of your assitant Oooops I mean the backside of the John (while still having an enourmous Dump quite the accomplishments in life there young man,you're going to be going places in life) wherein the outlining of it appeared to you in the dreaming state that you are about to experience in about umpteen numerlogically speaking days, the "No" Space so be as prepared as you werein the last venture as to no that it is the "No" and not, no!

While in the "No" space the |d| = 0 where d = dimensionality/space...so tell me how big is it?

 

[jimmy p]

as long as a piece of string.

now to quote stereophonics

Is yesterday, tomorrow, today?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Is yesterday, tomorrow, today?

No! Today is yesterdays tomorrow! (old news bud! )

How do you find anything in a "no" space environment?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons How do you find anything in a "no" space environment?

Whenever you set something down, leave a trail of "no" breadcrumbs. For reasons I can't begin to understand, I recently invented the following neologism: "squorcherly". Please, if you would, supply a definition for this adjective, and feel free to designate some fine connotation, as well. Wudja?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
For reasons I can't begin to understand, I recently invented the following neologism: "squorcherly". Please, if you would, supply a definition for this adjective, and feel free to designate some fine connotation, as well. Wudja?

Well I (wudyaknow?) tell you that it is really the description of that act of "Squorchering" (which is said to be really really difficult to do) hence we would know that "squorcherly" would be: "someone who was in possession of such a quality of characteristic activities" "A squorcherly Person" "Known to partake in the act of Squorcherings" and then there the Dictionaries definition! but we really don't care about that...now,

...do we?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
...do we?

A stermitaceous quetion if ever I heard one.Back before the outbreak of the second World's Fair didn't they used to have a sort of gizmo for that, some sort of thingy type contraption that was well made and sturdy, and had handles?

 

[jimmy p]

there is no PF2.

how many times do you flick a lightswitch on and off when you leave a room?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by jimmy p
how many times do you flick a lightswitch on and off when you leave a room?

Do you mean a lightswitch I've already read, or an unread one?Have you ever eaten the fortune and read the cookie?

 

[jimmy p]

only on thursdays and my horoscope is right!

Is a test-tube babies star sign Pyrex?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Is a test-tube babies star sign Pyrex?

No, but the Corning Co, manufacturers of Pyrex* are required to be all such babies' godfather.

Read any good bananas lately?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Read any good bananas lately?

Talk about your proverbial slippery slope quetion WOW! Nope...but I wrote one...

How many Banana's does it take to make a Good Banana Read[/color]/Un-read[/color]?

 

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons


How many Banana's does it take to make a Good Banana Read[/color]/Un-read[/color]?

depends how thinly you slice them...


Are bananas better than oranges for books?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Are bananas better than oranges for books?

Actaully, both of them make excellant Pulp fiction.

When drinking your glass of Pulp friction, (for Brekie) does it go down 'all the way', or just into your stomach?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When drinking your glass of Pulp friction, (for Brekie) does it go down 'all the way', or just into your stomach?

Pulp friction? I find that hard to swallow.What is pulp's coefficient of friction?

 

[Moni]

I always tell a lie...agree ?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What is pulp's coefficient of friction?

Somewheres 'tween extreme and slow, depends upon things like the 'bleaching process' that went on, the 'pressing' (rolling of the Paper)as that smooths it out something radical, and naturally you zoob with that little spittle problem you have, well should just slide down there like a lead weight in free-fall and accelerating...ZOOM!

When pulping your coefficients of fraction, for your book clubs latest escaspade, do you truly "Pulp them up" or just inflate them using your psychic Ego/Id Driver.Dll?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When[/color] pulping[/color] yo[/color]ur coefficients [grind]of[/grind] fra[chop]ction[/color][/chop], fo[/color]r your[/color] book [size=huge]clu[/size]bs [pulp]ate[/pulp]st [CHOP]esca[/CHOP]spad[SPINDLE]e, do[/SPINDLE] you truly[/color] _{"Pulp them up"} or ^just[/color] inflate ^them using yo[/color]ur psychic Ego/Id D{GRIND}riv{/GRIND}er.Dll? []

I use html.In recent years, I seem to be older than I used to be. How could that have happened?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
In recent years, I seem to be older than I used to be. How could that have happened?

Clearly, and rather obviously, (I am soooo surprised YOU needed to ask this) you passed some "time" (no such thing) in the "No" space zone, it explains everything!

Why would someone like Zoob use HTML when XML is Known/reknown to be faster/trimmer/slimmer/easier/cooler/nice/easiertowriteout/nicetopronounce/funnerthentherest/morefunthenabarrelofmonkeys/eveninthisyearofthemonkey/lastbutnotleasttheeasiestwayformetogethisreallylongjokewrittenoutsuchthateveyonethingksIamworking. and why?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Why would someone like Zoob use HTML when XML is Known/reknown to be faster/trimmer/slimmer/easier/cooler/nice/easiertowriteout/nicetopronounce/funnerthentherest/morefunthenabarrelofmonkeys/eveninthisyearofthemonkey/lastbutnotleasttheeasiestwayformetogethisreallylongjokewrittenoutsuchthateveyonethingksIamworking. and why?

Because it was there.It was there because...?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
It was there because...?

It N-E-E-D-E-D to be!

How come things Need to be?

 

[jimmy p]

if they weren't needed, then we wouldn't need em...duh!


Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Cause then they wouldn't chase the (real) mice out of the houses D'Uh!

If you were standing on a bridge?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
If you were standing on a bridge?

That's where you'd be whether or not you realized it.Why isn't there cat-flavored dog food?

 

[jimmy p]

Cos dogs prefer the taste of their own genitals


Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

There is just such a medical term but it takes three times longer to pronounce than "tops of your feet" so no one uses it, not even podiatrists.What do you call a man with one real foot and one pseudo-pod?

 

[jimmy p]

anything you want, he probably couldn't catch up with you! how about "limpet"


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Cause they used all the real lemons in the Dishwashing Soap so they had to put the Fake lemons in the Lemon Juice, or, because "nine out of ten" real "lemon lovers" prefer it in their dishsoap! for consumtive purposes slides down better I heard...

If you take a lemon, and squeeeeeeeze it, why is it that it sounds Just like Zoobyshoe crying?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
If you take a lemon, and squeeeeeeeze it, why is it that it sounds Just like Zoobyshoe crying?

The resemblence to his sour disposition is uncanny, isn't it?If you take a large hunk of Canadian Bacon and squeeeeeeeze it, why does it not sound like Mr. Robin Parsons?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If you take a large hunk of Canadian Bacon and squeeeeeeeze it, why does it not sound like Mr. Robin Parsons?

Cause he is a homeelesse guy ergo he cannot have that kind of Body fat, Just not allowed! Violation of Universal Statute #3985746465910stroke-j Sec 14 part 7 subsection, (i), (ii), and (iii)

Why is it that Canadian Bacon doesn't look like a Maple leaf?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Why is it that Canadian Bacon doesn't look like a Maple leaf?

Because, try as they might, they haven't been able to make the Canadian pigs look like maple trees.Isn't maple syrup scrumptious?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Isn't maple syrup scrumptious?

Well no, it S-Y-R-U-P you know, "a flowing liquid like solid"

What the heck is a scrumtious, anyways?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What the heck is a scrumtious, anyways?

Common orthographic misdemeanor.Is it true that since they can't get the pigs to resemble maple trees, they are trying to breed maple trees that resemble pigs?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Is it true that since they can't get the pigs to resemble maple trees, they are trying to breed maple trees that resemble pigs?

No!...actually, that is a common misdemeanor in which it is thought that "pigs can fly" but the brutal truth is that they too need airplanes to do it...just like us...

...will similarities, and wonders, ever cease?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
...will similarities, and wonders, ever cease?

Einstein maintained that the similarities between simultenaities seem silly, so, I wonder if wonders will wander.

At the present time, given what we have, whizm are seagulls if thirty?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
At the present time, given what we have, whizm are seagulls if thirty?

Oh I absolutely agree to disagree with your agreed upon agreement, that we have previously agreed to, given that that agreement, is agreed to, by a general agreement, of agreeing!

So tell me, whizm have we agreed to? (and why?)(not?)(maybe?)(sorta?)(kinda?)(perhaps?)

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
So tell me, whizm have we agreed to? (and why?)(not?)(maybe?)(sorta?)(kinda?)(perhaps?)

I thought we'd agreed to thirty, if whizm.Recently I had the misfortune of having my screw-fed trans-proto fiberscrunching gizmological whizmizer start making an odd, whinning noise much like a lemon being squeezed. Would you have any suggestions?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Recently I had the misfortune of having my screw-fed trans-proto fiberscrunching gizmological whizmizer start making an odd, whinning noise much like a lemon being squeezed. Would you have any suggestions?

Sure! remove the lemon!

What happens when you remove a jammed lemon from a "screw-fed trans-proto fiberscrunching gizmological whizmizer" that hasn't been greased in years?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What happens when you remove a jammed lemon from a "screw-fed trans-proto fiberscrunching gizmological whizmizer" that hasn't been greased in years?

You get a fresh smelling machine, and a lemon in really bad shape.Recently I had the experience of noticing that my double-acting bi-vacuous, vorto-turbonic wet/dry/biocontaminated floor sweeper was not sucking as it once used to, so I opened it up with the only screw driver I seemed to be able to find, despite the fact I used to have a set of twenty, and inside I found the rest of the missing screw drivers all chopped into scrap metal and non recyclable plastic. Could I offer you some cappuchino?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Recently I had the experience of noticing that my double-acting bi-vacuous, vorto-turbonic wet/dry/biocontaminated floor sweeper was not sucking as it once used to, so I opened it up with the only screw driver I seemed to be able to find, despite the fact I used to have a set of twenty, and inside I found the rest of the missing screw drivers all chopped into scrap metal and non recyclable plastic. Could I offer you some cappuchino?

Only if it is laminar and smelling of fresh lemons!

How would you go about deciding if Ms Zoobyshoe was either Lipophilic, lipophalic, or simply lipophobic?

 

[jimmy p]

test her, and depending on how she responds is whether she is a phillic,a phallic or a phobic.


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Because all the people who win the lottery are psychic. They're taking turns among themselves and don't want the lottery operators to know.Why don't you ever see the headline "President Bush Admits to Imbecility" ?