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Ben-CS
Alignment. There. Yes. No.
What makes the ski blur?
What makes the ski blur?
Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer
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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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BEER!
What makes the Sky blurry?
- #243
Ben-CS
MORE beer...and a couple of antacids.
Qui a coupé le fromage?
Qui a coupé le fromage?
- #244
climbhi
probably not
did I make myself sound stupid by answering a question which was posed in a language I can't read?
did I make myself sound stupid by answering a question which was posed in a language I can't read?
- #245
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Probably not, because cest moi...coupé le fromage!
Tell me, do I smell now? (or later?)
EDIT é hee hee
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- #246
Mentat
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Probably all your life.
Where is God?
- #247
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Hiding (?) 'in-side' of you, too!
Is Bill Gates really the guy who hands you the 'Bill' while working your 'Gates'? (Switch) is Bill Gates the one who passed the 'Bill' that costs you, at the 'Gate'? (Switch) is Bill Gates really the one who 'gated' the passage of the 'Bill'? (Switch) ...Off!?
- #248
Zargawee
DO ?
What would you do if what has to be done is something nobody did ever done becuase it's hard to be done but possible to be done but never been done ? do you do it or do you try not to do it , or you just don't do it ?
so , what to do ?
What would you do if what has to be done is something nobody did ever done becuase it's hard to be done but possible to be done but never been done ? do you do it or do you try not to do it , or you just don't do it ?
so , what to do ?
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bogdan
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just do it...and shut up...
- #250
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Well, I think that the answer is "Yes", but I had been leaning towards "No actually, but, maybe, if I think about it, longer, I can come up with something else, you know, like a 'third alternative', or something like that, so hang on to it, (real tight!) and I'll get back to you, on that, "quetion", real soon, ok?
If you tell someone that you are going to "Fix there clock", do you?
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Mentat
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Depends on what time it is.
But how can you know that, if there clock's not fixed yet?
- #252
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Dial up the Sun, cause he/she/it always knows what time it really is!
(Especially those Achiever Sun's!)
What time is it then?
EDIT a / in the switch
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Mentat
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42:00
Why are guys so often stereotyped as the "butt-pickers", when as many females as males do this?
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J-Man
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In the great orchards of cigarette trees, the males have traditionally been the "butt-pickers", often picking 20 bushels or more of "butts" a day. But since the 1960's, the women's libers have demanded to pick butts for equal pay. The women now can pick up to 30 bushels of "butts" a day, and they get the same pay as the guys who pick 20 bushels.
Did I spell "bushels" correctly?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Not really, I had heard it was "El Bush"!
Is Mr. Robin Parsons...
A) A retired Janitor?
B) A retarded Janitor?
C) Both of the above?
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J-Man
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Hmmm, well, it can't be (A) because he has feet, not tires. It can't be (B) because he was never tarded the first time. So, by the process of elimination, the answer must be (C).
If you read a "self-help" book written by somebody else, isn't it "help" instead of "self-help"?
- #257
FZ+
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No, because all the help, in the form of your money, goes to the author.
Is education a zero-sum game?
Is education a zero-sum game?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Well yes, for 'sum', like myself, it amounts to nothing more then an "education", which you cannot use, as per the (insert politico's name...No, NOT george!) others, like that, who have a 'sum of zero' in their educations, as to ensure that in the totality of the additions of the Merits of Education, all of the exceedingly high scores, that a site like this one would generate, would be completley offset to 'sum to zero' as per the above persons name, and their contribution to the total. Thankfully, that person does NOT post here!
(HI Jean!)
If the ('Ohmbre) "Man from Nantuckett", went for "Fish in D'is Bucket", how many could/did he catch?
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J-Man
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None, there's a hole in the Bucket dear Liza, dear Liza.
With what shall we fix it dear Henry, dear Henry?
- #260
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Henrys not here, so stepping up to the plate to replace dear Henry, the l'Ohmbre from Nantuckett
"We'll fix it with glue, that's what we'll do, and when it is fixed with glue, well, then we'll fix YOU too!"
If the "Skies the limit", haven't you missed the rest of the entire Universe?
- #261
Zargawee
Stupid But Important Question : Why this topic died ?
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MSI
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because...
to be alive again
why why?
to be alive again
why why?
- #263
LogicalAtheist
why why?
Just because..
Question: Dude, what the hell is that?
Just because..
Question: Dude, what the hell is that?
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J-Man
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I know what the hell that is. It's a... hmmm...
What the hell is that?
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MSI
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well it is ... ohh i forgot
what was billgate thinking of when they finished win 95?
what was billgate thinking of when they finished win 95?
- #266
LogicalAtheist
"I'm in the money! I'm in the money"
What is Bill Gates thinking this VERY second? List the time you're responding!
What is Bill Gates thinking this VERY second? List the time you're responding!
- #267
J-Man
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Do I want fries with that?
(current time is about 15:35:38 EST)
How could I possibly forget to ask a quetion?
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MSI
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well ... you do ... but in that position you ... so you ...and then you forget to put the question
what am i writing ?!
what am i writing ?!
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Nothing, your typing!
If you drink alcohol that is only 7%, does that mean you only get 7% drunk?
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Mentat
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No, if you drink enough of any kind of beer, you'll get 42% drunk and collapse.
Why do people behave differently when they are drunk?