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Ben-CS
Alignment. There. Yes. No.
What makes the ski blur?
What makes the ski blur?
Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer
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This thread explores a variety of whimsical and humorous questions and answers, often playing with language and absurdity. The discussion includes light-hearted inquiries about posting habits, the nature of questions, and fantastical concepts like superpowers and the universe's expansion.
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- Participants humorously speculate on how long it might take to reach 1000 posts in the thread.
- There is a playful exchange about the misspelling of "question," with some participants embracing the humor in it.
- Questions about the existence of old forums and their accessibility are raised, with some participants suggesting they exist only in dreams.
- Various superpowers are proposed, including self-levitation and the ability to pass through solid objects, with humorous implications about their practicality.
- Participants engage in absurd reasoning, such as attributing the universe's expansion to flatulence or a "Big Bean Burrito."
- There are whimsical inquiries about why planets orbit stars and the nature of the sun's light, leading to playful responses.
- Some participants reflect on the nature of belief and reality, with humorous takes on philosophical questions.
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The discussion remains largely playful and humorous, with no clear consensus or serious disagreement. Participants engage in a light-hearted manner, often building on each other's absurdities.
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The thread is characterized by a lack of serious inquiry, focusing instead on humor and playful banter. Many questions posed are intentionally nonsensical or absurd, reflecting a light-hearted atmosphere.
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- #242
Mr. Robin Parsons
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BEER!
What makes the Sky blurry?
- #243
Ben-CS
MORE beer...and a couple of antacids.
Qui a coupé le fromage?
Qui a coupé le fromage?
- #244
climbhi
probably not
did I make myself sound stupid by answering a question which was posed in a language I can't read?
did I make myself sound stupid by answering a question which was posed in a language I can't read?
- #245
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Probably not, because cest moi...coupé le fromage!
Tell me, do I smell now? (or later?)
EDIT é hee hee
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- #246
Mentat
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Probably all your life.
Where is God?
- #247
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Hiding (?) 'in-side' of you, too!
Is Bill Gates really the guy who hands you the 'Bill' while working your 'Gates'? (Switch) is Bill Gates the one who passed the 'Bill' that costs you, at the 'Gate'? (Switch) is Bill Gates really the one who 'gated' the passage of the 'Bill'? (Switch) ...Off!?
- #248
Zargawee
DO ?
What would you do if what has to be done is something nobody did ever done because it's hard to be done but possible to be done but never been done ? do you do it or do you try not to do it , or you just don't do it ?
so , what to do ?
What would you do if what has to be done is something nobody did ever done because it's hard to be done but possible to be done but never been done ? do you do it or do you try not to do it , or you just don't do it ?
so , what to do ?
- #249
bogdan
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just do it...and shut up...
- #250
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Well, I think that the answer is "Yes", but I had been leaning towards "No actually, but, maybe, if I think about it, longer, I can come up with something else, you know, like a 'third alternative', or something like that, so hang on to it, (real tight!) and I'll get back to you, on that, "quetion", real soon, ok?
If you tell someone that you are going to "Fix there clock", do you?
- #251
Mentat
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Depends on what time it is.
But how can you know that, if there clock's not fixed yet?
- #252
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Dial up the Sun, cause he/she/it always knows what time it really is!
(Especially those Achiever Sun's!)
What time is it then?
EDIT a / in the switch
- #253
Mentat
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42:00
Why are guys so often stereotyped as the "butt-pickers", when as many females as males do this?
- #254
J-Man
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In the great orchards of cigarette trees, the males have traditionally been the "butt-pickers", often picking 20 bushels or more of "butts" a day. But since the 1960's, the women's libers have demanded to pick butts for equal pay. The women now can pick up to 30 bushels of "butts" a day, and they get the same pay as the guys who pick 20 bushels.
Did I spell "bushels" correctly?
- #255
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Not really, I had heard it was "El Bush"!
Is Mr. Robin Parsons...
A) A retired Janitor?
B) A retarded Janitor?
C) Both of the above?
- #256
J-Man
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Hmmm, well, it can't be (A) because he has feet, not tires. It can't be (B) because he was never tarded the first time. So, by the process of elimination, the answer must be (C).
If you read a "self-help" book written by somebody else, isn't it "help" instead of "self-help"?
- #257
FZ+
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No, because all the help, in the form of your money, goes to the author.
Is education a zero-sum game?
Is education a zero-sum game?
- #258
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Well yes, for 'sum', like myself, it amounts to nothing more then an "education", which you cannot use, as per the (insert politico's name...No, NOT george!) others, like that, who have a 'sum of zero' in their educations, as to ensure that in the totality of the additions of the Merits of Education, all of the exceedingly high scores, that a site like this one would generate, would be completley offset to 'sum to zero' as per the above persons name, and their contribution to the total. Thankfully, that person does NOT post here!
(HI Jean!)
If the ('Ohmbre) "Man from Nantuckett", went for "Fish in D'is Bucket", how many could/did he catch?
- #259
J-Man
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None, there's a hole in the Bucket dear Liza, dear Liza.
With what shall we fix it dear Henry, dear Henry?
- #260
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Henrys not here, so stepping up to the plate to replace dear Henry, the l'Ohmbre from Nantuckett
"We'll fix it with glue, that's what we'll do, and when it is fixed with glue, well, then we'll fix YOU too!"
If the "Skies the limit", haven't you missed the rest of the entire Universe?
- #261
Zargawee
Stupid But Important Question : Why this topic died ?
- #262
MSI
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because...
to be alive again
why why?
to be alive again
why why?
- #263
LogicalAtheist
why why?
Just because..
Question: Dude, what the hell is that?
Just because..
Question: Dude, what the hell is that?
- #264
J-Man
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I know what the hell that is. It's a... hmmm...
What the hell is that?
- #265
MSI
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well it is ... ohh i forgot
what was billgate thinking of when they finished win 95?
what was billgate thinking of when they finished win 95?
- #266
LogicalAtheist
"I'm in the money! I'm in the money"
What is Bill Gates thinking this VERY second? List the time you're responding!
What is Bill Gates thinking this VERY second? List the time you're responding!
- #267
J-Man
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Do I want fries with that?
(current time is about 15:35:38 EST)
How could I possibly forget to ask a quetion?
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MSI
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well ... you do ... but in that position you ... so you ...and then you forget to put the question
what am i writing ?!
what am i writing ?!
- #269
Mr. Robin Parsons
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Nothing, your typing!
If you drink alcohol that is only 7%, does that mean you only get 7% drunk?
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Mentat
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No, if you drink enough of any kind of beer, you'll get 42% drunk and collapse.
Why do people behave differently when they are drunk?