Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[joeyar]

Someone from Atlanta.

Where will the 2008 Physlympics be held?

 

[Andre]

On the square root of the nineth rock from Sol this year.

But when is the train leaving?

 

[TR345]

it already left 5 thousand years ago, but you have to drink the blue cool aid to board it as it goes by on the 6th hour of the summer equinox. Which universe will you be representing?

 

[Daniel Y.]

That hell of a good one next door Cummings likes so much.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

 

[joeyar]

Broccoli.

What will our mascot be at the PhysLympics?

 

[Daniel Y.]

A dwarf, though there are some tensions about whether the dwarf should be white or black.

What famous coaches are going to be at the Physlympics?

 

[TR345]

Dr. Lymphysic will probably be there, which will be interesting because he hates dwarfs and can only see in color.

Will you be bringing any gifts?

 

[joeyar]

I will bring some Martian Turtles and an Australian Polar Bear from New Zealand.

What will be the PlysLympic Flame and what physicsforums members will be performing at the opening ceremony?

 

[TR345]

The flame will be green so that we don't contribute to global cooling, I would perform a demo of my perpetual motion machine, but I might have to call in sick because I've recently been diagnosed with that one disease, you know.

By the way, what inventions will you show off?

 

[tribdog]

My dead thread resuscitator.Why can't some people just let an old thread die?

 

[tribdog]

Nevermind let this one die

 

[sandinmyears]

My dead thread resuscitator.
Why can't some people just let an old thread die?

You have to by law if you know CPR. :D

 

[OmCheeto]

You have to by law if you know CPR. :D

Some people don't know CPR.

What are they supposed to do with the thread? Kick it like an old tribdog?

 

[kaisxuans]

no, u keep it going until the creater wans to kick it aside.

if old threads are to be kicked,old clocks kicked aside, nerds get kicked around by gangsters, then do old people have to be kicked too?

 

[madcat11]

if old threads are to be kicked,old clocks kicked aside, nerds get kicked around by gangsters, then do old people have to be kicked too?

naw, they just go to the old people place promised pre-programmed for them.

Does a pre-program have to run prior to a program or can it run concurrently, after or never at all, time-wise (speaking quantum-ly, of course)?

 

[kaisxuans]

how about having a concurrent program running pior to a time wasting schedule while quantum-ly having to answer your question with what i do not know about? ok I am writing crap.

so how did the word CRAP come about? can't people just say DAMN...wait how did that come up too??
?

 

[BobG]

Because John Crapper invented the first flush toilet (and I think you may have committed a foul by asking a legitimate question with a real answer).

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[Howers]

Why does America use the Imperial system for measurment?

 

[Redbelly98]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[madcat11]

Because John Crapper invented the first flush toilet (and I think you may have committed a foul by asking a legitimate question with a real answer).

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time you are near?

And, did you just commit a foul by using the word "question" rather than the appropriate - and thread-wise - "quetion"? wait.wait. here's my quetion:

Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?

 

[mcknia07]

Close to who/whom? Who are they?

 

[Gokul43201]

Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?

Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the rules of the thread?

 

[OmCheeto]

Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1745355&postcount=3042"?

Delete the post! and give them a 1/2 point warning... We shouldn't be forced to gander when someone isn't being a good goose.

Did the birds suddenly appear in the fall and spring?

 

[mbrmbrg]

Yes, the quantum birds did in fact appear in two seasons simultaneously!

Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?

 

[ak1991]

my question is why is this forum so stupid... ?

 

[Mentallic]

Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?

The third/second hand is attempting to overrun and dominate the analog clock.

Girls won't speak to me, what disability do they have?

 

[Jungy]

Shy-itis.

Why is it so cold in my room?

 

[youngoldman]

Throw another stick of chewing gum in the fire.

What colour would the flame be if it was pineapple flavoured?

 

[Ulagatin]

Answer to the universe, life and everything = 42 = 0 = 42 = 0 = 42 *CRITICAL ERROR* BLAM.

Universe does not exist. Life does not exist. Rationality epic fails.

Do I exist?

 

[youngoldman]

Only on the 30th of February.

If a chicken could count its feathers, would it be able to count past two?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

It will be able to count to 42.

If a hobo shoots craps in the woods will god take the bet?

 

[youngoldman]

Yes, he'd bet on the dice annhilating each other to form gamma rays.

If Does God bet on every game of craps and rig each bet in his favour?

 

[joeyar]

No - he doesn't agree with the ways of the football referees.

What would happen if a football referee used a horse as a whistle?

 

[Air]

Neigh would be the sound produced hence all fouls would be ignored (Neigh$\approx$no).

What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?

 

[madcat11]

What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?

You would be the contiuuuuuum

How could life be if GOD were one of us?