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This frankenstein's monster still exists? Jesus Cristo!
 
Hey, there is Global Warming on Venus. Let's send Al Gore up there!
 
Yes, the answer is 42, (joules). Where is everybody?
 
Depends on the recent carnage you're referring to really, but in general it's my cooking that makes me cry.

Is everybody still breathing okay after the cow in post #3097 farted?
 
GarageTinker said:
Depends on the recent carnage you're referring to really, but in general it's my cooking that makes me cry.

Is everybody still breathing okay after the cow in post #3097 farted?

I was suffocating until I lit a match. Now I just have no eyebrows.

Why did the fart smell like lilac berries?
 
Is Quantum Mind ********?

How much physics is there in psychophysics?
 
As much as the phycho says there is.

What happened to Alfred Hitchcock?
 
he was attacked by a flock of birds while cleaning his bathroom sink out

If you named a burger chain Heisenburger, would you be able to tell what was in the food and how much it cost at the same time?
 
No. A good lawyer could prove the burgers were actually cats in boxes with explosives.

Procrastination: If nobody minds, does it really matter?
Procrastination = Mind/Matter
Matter x Procrastination = Mind
Matter = Mind/Procrastination
If Mind=0
Matter = 0/Procrastination=0
 
That question cannot be answered as the proof loops into a division by 0.

What makes 0 so special anyway?
 
wow... this thread is longggg...

oh yeah, the question... because zero, unlike any other integer, doesn't equal to any integer not equal to zero.

So... yeah knock knock... who isn't there?
 
i'm not.

Am i really a sentient AI program running on John Travoltas laptop?
 
I'm not sure.John travolta is from my home town & he had a computer when he was a kid.That thing took up the room.I heard that he sold it though. I have spent days reading this thread.I got to page 68 & thencheated because I havean exceedingly important quetion.I started reading a series of books in 1990.the series reached 11 books and then the author died.I would like to know if it takes a dead person longer to write a book than alive one.You know getting adjusted to a new place 7 all.
 
Please stick to this threads format. I have STILL not received an answer to my quetion.How long does it take for a dead person to ghost write a book?Also do ghosts write with a pen or type?
 
adicabrady said:
Please stick to this threads format. I have STILL not received an answer to my quetion.How long does it take for a dead person to ghost write a book?Also do ghosts write with a pen or type?

I shall spare you a detailed description of a materialist argument against that position. mostly because I am a dead person, and i do not want to ghost write this post and later turn it into a book.

So how do you turn a PF post into a book?
 
Copy and paste.

Why am I not doing my physics homework?
 
You are not doing your physics homework because it has been discovered that there is no such thing as physics.It was invented by a group of old white men,who thought if they made it hard to learn;they could profit off it.Also,they could look and sound intelligent.They were pompous old chaps. quetion-How did they pull off this con job and why did the world fall for it?
 
The world fell for for it because what Einstein said about human stupidity is true ("Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe"). These old chaps were at least bright enough realize and just decided to capitalize. =)

What con job would you like to do?
 
The 'job' I am working on now is becoming 'Emperor of the World'.I have many plans when I finally achieve this.My most important accomplishment will be the sentences that I (or should I make that a royal We) will impose on fat,hirsute,gross men,who refuse to wear shirts in public.We (I) will first give said person a fine depending on how repulsive it is,second offense will be a larger fine,third offense is mandatory life in prison.Quetion-If said offender does not wear a shirt in prison,should we execute him?
 
I will ignore 'tormund' being he is too rude to answer my quetion.According to 'holy law',it is a sin to ask a quetion without first giving an answer.I will pray for his soul,although I fear it will not matter,his antisocial behavior demonstrates a grievous unwillingness to conform to mandatory spiritual principles.I would be exceedingly grateful if a pious person (or parson) would answer my original quetion'what punishment for the jailed non-shirt-wearing-hirsute-man?
 
adicabrady said:
I will ignore 'tormund' being he is too rude to answer my quetion.According to 'holy law',it is a sin to ask a quetion without first giving an answer.I will pray for his soul,although I fear it will not matter,his antisocial behavior demonstrates a grievous unwillingness to conform to mandatory spiritual principles.I would be exceedingly grateful if a pious person (or parson) would answer my original quetion'what punishment for the jailed non-shirt-wearing-hirsute-man?

I will appeal to Ptolemy IV who wrote, "Let us hold him down and wax him, and he will no longer inflict quite such grievous offense upon our eyes."

What is the appropriate punishment for a display of Plumber's Cleavage?
 
I (we) did not remember the exact punishment for that,so to make sure I (we) gave you the precise,up to date,fair penalty for that heinous offense ,I (we) checked 'The Holy Book' You know the Book.It is mandatory reading (at least an hour a day,except,of course Tuesday).The sentence is (as I'm (we're) sure you remember)forfeiture of one body part.Said body part is of the offender's choosing.Keep in mind,that part must be jointed.Which body part do the most people pick & why?
 
adicabrady said:
Which body part do the most people pick & why?

The nose, for its infamous delicacies.

If I were to drive up to a girl's house, should I:
a) honk coz horny
b) rev the engine
c) all of the below
d) all of the above
 
Well that's a trick question. You left out the choice e) call the girl and ask her to go out.

How many hours is too many hours for studying?