Become a Super Mentor and Adopt a 13-Year-Old Boy!

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A 13-year-old boy aspires to become a "super mentor" but feels his only option is to be adopted by one. The conversation humorously explores the challenges he faces, including a felony record and being wanted by the Brazilian government, while participants suggest unconventional and comedic solutions to his predicament. The dialogue includes playful banter about the boy's name, potential plastic surgery, and the absurdity of his situation. Participants express skepticism about his chances of becoming a mentor, with some suggesting that significant changes would be necessary. The discussion remains light-hearted, with jokes about extreme measures and flirtation alerts, reflecting a mix of camaraderie and sarcasm among the contributors.
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As you know a very ambitious 13-year-old boy wants to become a super mentor!
As you see he doesn't have any way to get his dream other then being adopted by a Super mentor.(Integral's suggested him to find a mentor who becomes his dady or his Mum!)

So...
 
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you make it seem like I'm a bad person :frown:
 
Please... we beg of you... adopt poor yomamma today. Sure he has a felony record... sure he's wanted by the Brazilian government... but does that mean you can't take him into your home and into your hearts?
 
It's the cuban government, and who isn't?


besides, I was only arrested 15 times, excluding theivery!
 
wait, what? a mentor named "yomamma"? i think i would faint seeing that tag under his name. :-p
 
yomomma
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[serious]I really do think I'm responsible enough to be mentor. Evo thinks so. I'll get my wish soon[/serious]
 
I don't think we'll want to see THIS anytime soon...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/Veto1024/yomomma.jpg
 
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why is my name still gold?
 
  • #10
Shut up, i did the best I could :(
 
  • #11
I'll fix it...
 
  • #12
this is getting scary.
 
  • #13
NVM, I suk...
 
  • #14
Hey guys except knavish, I said super mentor please! yomamma, don't talk in a way that no super mentor would decide to adopt you!
 
  • #15
I am sure in the fulness of time, a little plastic surgery and some re education
he will make an excellent super mentor.
 
  • #16
Do you think I'd have any chance by doing a plastic surgery?:rolleyes: I don't think so because my problem is more about my tongue!:wink:
 
  • #17
Lisa! said:
Do you think I'd have any chance by doing a plastic surgery?:rolleyes: I don't think so because my problem is more about my tongue!:wink:

I think if you had an infusion of , " action potentials", a few years training
in a nunnery, and plastic surgery, you may have a small chance, but some say
it is difficult making a silk purse out of a sows ear. :smile:
 
  • #18
when can i be a supermentor? :D
 
  • #19
God! You're too impatient. But well I think when Mr wolram would be able to get a gf, you could be a super mentor!:wink:

Hey Sir, don't you have any other suggestion? I mean an easier way to get that title?:rolleyes:
 
  • #20
Lisa! said:
God! You're too impatient. But well I think when Mr wolram would be able to get a gf, you could be a super mentor!:wink:

Hey Sir, don't you have any other suggestion? I mean an easier way to get that title?:rolleyes:

May be if you sleep with gregs server ?? Or you could kill every one on the planet, " you would have apes for members", all my other suggestions
are to far fetched. :smile:
 
  • #21
What a dirty mind you have, Sir! I'm out of here since it seems no one is going to to give you an Alert!
 
  • #22
FLIRTATION ALERT![/color]


:rolleyes: Rather hard on the peepers, those alerts...
 

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