Best Pickup Lines: Two Funny Ones to Try

[Holocene]

wow...that's lame and sad.

 

[fileen]

runs without looking back...RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (foot steps foot steps ...fades quieter and quieter into the background noise).AHAHAHAHAHHA, where did that little gem come from!? Sugar daddyyyyy.

haha yes and this is why I don't frequent the bars. Not only do you have to deal with dumb sluts but also the guys the dig them

 

[Cyrus]

haha yes and this is why I don't frequent the bars. Not only do you have to deal with dumb sluts but also the guys the dig them

That's a sweeping (and false) statement. Me0owww...why the hate? I've found that most of the people at the bars are normal everyday people.

One girl I was talking to was in her late 20's and had similar interests about being atheist. She was into Dawkins and Hitchens. She worked for the Department of homeland security. She was a nice person. Her name was Marta and she was polish descent. Tall, dark hair, thin. She was also turning guys away from her left and right that tried to dance or talk to her. I was also grabbing her butt, and she grabbed mine. We were flirting because it was fun. If you're too insecure to have fun or go to bars, you shouldn't be there. But you can't say, 'there sluts'. That's a very myopic veiwpoint.

Now, there ARE people that are sluts (guys and girls). But to say that they are ALL sluts is way, way off point.

 

[Topher925]

Wow. My last post in this thread a little more than an hour ago was "I'm going to let this thread die", and now its at 4 pages.

I would really like to hear from the ladies on this forum as to what lines they like to hear.

I have this one a t-shirt (seriously!);

"Is your 'butt' differentiable? Because I would like to be tangential to it."

I have to say that most girls that I've met in bars have been professional sluts. I've given up trying to find a girl that I can take seriously let alone spend the rest of my life with so I'm ok with this.

 

[fileen]

That's a sweeping (and false) statement. Me0owww...why the hate? I've found that most of the people at the bars are normal everyday people.

One girl I was talking to was in her late 20's and had similar interests about being atheist. She was into Dawkins and Hitchens. She worked for the Department of homeland security. She was a nice person. She was also turning guys away from her left and right that tried to dance or talk to her. I was also grabbing her butt, and she grabbed mine. We were flirting because it was fun. If you're too insecure to have fun or go to bars, you shouldn't be there. But you can't say, 'there sluts'.

perhaps youve never been to Guelph... I don't know if its just here but its pretty normal here for people to go out to bars and bring home strangers on a daily basis. The few times I've been to the bars, I've had to deal with guys that are actually angry that I am not interested. When I go I do so to dance and I plan to go home alone. I am sure lots of people feel the same way, but I also know lots of people dont. Skanky girls offend me. I always want to some how force them to have some self esteem. I love my self way to much to just give it away to any one.

 

[Cyrus]

perhaps youve never been to Guelph... I don't know if its just here but its pretty normal here for people to go out to bars and bring home strangers on a daily basis. The few times I've been to the bars, I've had to deal with guys that are actually angry that I am not interested. When I go I do so to dance and I plan to go home alone. I am sure lots of people feel the same way, but I also know lots of people dont. Skanky girls offend me. I always want to some how force them to have some self esteem. I love my self way to much to just give it away to any one.

It's hard having conversations when people live in vastly different places from one another. Where you live, where I live, and where turbo live, it's hard to talk on the same page because things are so fundamentally different.

When I say a 'bar'. I mean this:

http://www.eaw.com/frontrow/Lotus%20Open%201.jpg

http://dc.metromix.com/content_image/thumbnail/4x3/180/429282

http://www.dcsocialite.com/images/play.jpg

http://www.actincdc.com/Lima/Lima7.jpg

Not some hole in the wall to drink yourself silly. So I think we are trying to compare apples and oranges.

 

[Topher925]

"I'll show you where my Y intercepts your X. Hint: it's in your fallopian tube. They call it the origin for a reason."

I thought this was hilarious

 

[mcknia07]

Now, I don't go to bars, but the one Cyrus have a picture of, I would love to go there. It looks pretty!

Wanna take me sometime?

 

[Cyrus]

Now, I don't go to bars, but the one Cyrus have a picture of, I would love to go there. It looks pretty!

Wanna take me sometime?

If you come down here, yes. I'll take you to one. If my friend is DJ'ing well get in for free too, and cut the line.

 

[mcknia07]

If you come down here, yes. I'll take you to one. If my friend is DJ'ing well get in for free too, and cut the line.

Awesome, I'm going to keep your word on that one too.

 

[Cyrus]

Awesome, I'm going to keep your word on that one too.

I'm not kidding. Come in the summer when its warmer. You must be over 21 though.

 

[BobG]

It's hard having conversations when people live in vastly different places from one another. Where you live, where I live, and where turbo live, it's hard to talk on the same page because things are so fundamentally different.

When I say a 'bar'. I mean this:

Not some hole in the wall to drink yourself silly. So I think we are trying to compare apples and oranges.

When I say a 'bar', I mean atmosphere - .98692 atmospheres to be exact.

 

[mcknia07]

I'm not kidding. Come in the summer when its warmer. You must be over 21 though.

OK, when it's warm then. And, I should be old enough by then

 

[Cyrus]

When I say a 'bar', I mean atmosphere - .98692 atmospheres to be exact.

Ahem, that's barr

edit: Damn, it is bar. Damn you, damn damn!

Foiled by your slide rule and resistor pen yet again...

 

[Topher925]

Dam Cyrus, your good. You can even pick up girls on PF! I need to start taking notes.

 

[Cyrus]

OK, when it's warm then. And, I should be old enough by then

You have purdy eyes...did you fall from heaven??

 

[Math Is Hard]

When I say a 'bar', I mean atmosphere - .98692 atmospheres to be exact.

OK, here's my new trick. I bump into an engineer at a bar and say. "oopsie!" and let a slide rule fall out of my purse. I think it has potential.

 

[mcknia07]

You have purdy eyes...did you fall from heaven??

Beautiful view...sucky pick up line

 

[JasonRox]

I got free passes to this sick bar...

http://www.libertygroup.com/c_lounge/c_lounge.html

Check out the Fire and Ice Lounge.

 

[JasonRox]

OK, here's my new trick. I bump into an engineer at a bar and say. "oopsie!" and let a slide rule fall out of my purse. I think it has potential.

Fall from where? You should be wearing a tiny top with a short skirt.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

OK, here's my new trick. I bump into an engineer at a bar and say. "oopsie!" and let a slide rule fall out of my purse. I think it has potential.

Nope, you blew it already. It had potential before you let it fall to the floor.

 

[cronxeh]

"Is your 'butt' differentiable? Because I would like to be tangential to it."

Or better yet "id like to be Normal to your butt"

a vector pickup line for ya

 

[JasonRox]

Or better yet "id like to be Normal to your butt"

a vector pickup line for ya

Let's play a game. Find the normal vector of my body.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Nope, you blew it already. It had potential before you let it fall to the floor.

 

[Danger]

I had several, but all dependent upon immediate circumstances (usually spontaneous).
The only stock phrase was "Is there any possibility that your stand on meaningless recreational sex is compatible with mine?"
Strangely enough, once in a while the answer was positive.

 

[Cyrus]

I got free passes to this sick bar...

http://www.libertygroup.com/c_lounge/c_lounge.html

Check out the Fire and Ice Lounge.

Awesome man. Awesome.

 

[Proton Soup]

OK, here's my new trick. I bump into an engineer at a bar and say. "oopsie!" and let a slide rule fall out of my purse. I think it has potential.

doesn't matter what you drop, as long as you turn away and bend at the hips to retrieve it.

or... just make physical contact.

 

[Werg22]

The idea of pick-up lines is itself flawed. One needs to be adaptive to the situation and seize opportunities that present themselves there and then, pre-thought lines are rarely going to come off right.

 

[Vanadium 50]

Your eyes are like pools.. sunken and watery.

Your eyes are like pools...cesspools.

Carl Hiassen had a great bit of dialog in one of his books:
"You have the most beautiful blue eyes"
"They're green, but thanks anyway."

 

[Vanadium 50]

The only time I remember was sitting with my (now ex) husband on the couch. We had been married about 6 years, no special occasion. He just suddenly blurted out "you have the most incredibly beautiful eyes". It might have been the first day in 6 years my allergies weren't bothering me. Who knows? But THAT I remember. I decided to divorce him shortly after that.

90% of men say the first thing they notice about women are their eyes.

90% of women say the first thing they notice about men are that they are a pack of liars.