Hello, my nickname is spoon. I am not the sharpest utensil in the silver were draw. Spoon was not available so I added a Soundgarden twist. I am a college drop out and have a chemical imbalance in the brain. Please excuse my mistakes. I enjoy telling jokes. Latley nerdy jokes have been my obsession. Putting my own spin on a joke would be a great feeling of owernship. Everone should know this joke. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to absolute zero? He is OK now. Could I add the word frog and just say he is OK? To add a deeper depth to the joke. It is comon knoledge that frogs can survive a harsh Alaskan winter. But can a frog survive at 0 Kelvin?