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[zoobyshoe]

I went to the library about 1:00 P.M. this afternoon, got a 340 page novel out, and I've already finished it!

 

[DiracPool]

I went to the library about 1:00 P.M. this afternoon, got a 340 page novel out, and I've already finished it!

Were there words, or just pictures?

 

[DiracPool]

EVO I FOUND A SPORT FOR YOU!

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enh.../anigif_enhanced-buzz-24575-1373299856-18.gif

Bubble-wrapped soccer!

Better not tell Borek about that game, it looks like its a serious knee knocker

 

[Borek]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enh.../anigif_enhanced-buzz-24575-1373299856-18.gif

Bubble-wrapped soccer!

I love it how nobody seems to be interested in the ball. Full contact soccer.

Perhaps Arildno would have something more to say:

0q4KB7P-R2U[/youtube] (but perhaps not, there are no moose nor tires visible)

 

[Borek]

http://amzn.to/186znQG

 

[DiracPool]

http://amzn.to/186znQG

It's on sale!

 

[HayleySarg]

HOLY CRAP that looks like a lot of fun.

 

[DiracPool]

http://amzn.to/186znQG

Yes friends, it is on sale. And you can save even more money by packaging your purchase with this handy product:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004Y6JFU2/?tag=pfamazon01-20

A must for every mentor and admin who have the treacherous job of patrolling the PF waters.

 

[OmCheeto]

http://amzn.to/186znQG

Interesting "related" products pop up for me. Are these based on my search history?

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Perhaps I was drunk the other day, and googled; "Where to buy underwear for my hands"
But I don't think I've ever been that drunk.

Although I did purchase a transparent pink handbag the other day from the 2nd hand store.
I do not believe that was what I was looking for when I walked in the door.

hmmm... there's a tag on the bag.

Yay! I saved $9! And it's not a handbag, it's a Jelly Duffel Bag. I feel much manlier now.

Wait! Duffel --> Doffel --> Doff...

My mother used to called us "Doffa Henna" when we were children.

I believe it translates as; "Stupid Chicken", in German.

hmmmm...

 

[OmCheeto]

...
Although I did purchase a transparent pink handbag the other day from the 2nd hand store.
I do not believe that was what I was looking for when I walked in the door.
...

Ah ha!

I must have a deep seated jealousy of my friend's purse.

...

Oh dear, this foulness all started yesterday around 10 pm:

Unwanted Backyard Chickens Turning Up At Animal Shelters

And then there was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf0QT9r97I​

Which, if you have never been to the Oregon Country Fair, is exactly what it sounds and looks like.
Well, ok, the silly geese in the middle, are a bit taller, for the most part.

 

[HayleySarg]

Google was down for some users this morning.

Google can't die! D:

 

[Bandersnatch]

Google can't die! D:

Indeed it can't. It's grown too large, too ubiquitous, too powerful. Our only hope is to send a robot assassin to the garden of Eden and kill humanity before they... somebody's at my door... they've found me.

 

[turbo]

They are everywhere. No safe place to hide.

 

[Bacle2]

Kudos to you for not caring too much about what people think of you. If only more people were like this.

Thanks; it's not even a close call for me. Do I feel unbearably, uncomfortably hot , or do I offend people I barely know or care about. I'm thinking of bringing up the topic of their moms and giving suggestions for what the moms should do with their mustache.

 

[Bacle2]

It seems my neighbor is having some flashbacks from the war. Every time he hears the word 'Vietnam', he runs to his car and drives all the way, nonstop, to Canada. Somehow National Geographic keeps 'Border Wars' in their daily programming, despite the fact that illegal immigration has greatly-decreased.

 

[lisab]

Somehow National Geographic keeps 'Border Wars' in their daily programming, despite the fact that illegal immigration has greatly-decreased.

Nonono we have to keep fear alive!1

 

[davenn]

Damn I hate hospital food can't wait to escape this place :(

Dave

 

[lisab]

Damn I hate hospital food can't wait to escape this place :(

Dave

Oh noes! What did they do to you?

 

[drizzle]

What a day.

 

[Evo]

Damn I hate hospital food can't wait to escape this place :(

Dave

Hospital?

 

[lisab]

The world seems a better place if your tummy is happy.

 

[DiracPool]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usYC_Z36rHw

 

[davenn]

yipeeee I escaped
3 days was enough this time after last year's many weeks that culminated in open heart surgery
this time just minor Diverticulitis, will let you look it up, instead of posting the gorey details here

Dave

 

[davenn]

The world seems a better place if your tummy is happy.

Amen to that Lisa, now that I am home my tummy is happy :)

D

 

[HayleySarg]

It's so true. It's very primal too. The feeling of "I'm safe, warm, and happy" comes from a good meal. It's nice! Bonus points if it's around people you care about.

 

[Mael]

It's so true. It's very primal too. The feeling of "I'm safe, warm, and happy" comes from a good meal. It's nice! Bonus points if it's around people you care about.

try feeling safe/happy eating that meal surrounded by a pack of wild lions

 

[HayleySarg]

I'd skitter up a tree if possible. I'd be warm at least. I'll take it.

 

[lisab]

try feeling safe/happy eating that meal surrounded by a pack of wild lions

Yeah I know...I grew up with seven brothers .

 

[HayleySarg]

My father would steal food off my plate if I wasn't looking.

I now wolf down my food as fast as possible. Just in case...

 

[Borek]

This one for micromass.

 

[HayleySarg]

Noooooooooo.

I've seen that before. IT WON'T WORK ON ME.

 

[dkotschessaa]

haha!

I saw it coming near the end, but that didn't stop me.

 

[drizzle]

What a day.

 

[HayleySarg]

What a day.

I'd be inclined to agree, but really, I'm always meh about work.

Here, have a happy.

--->Happy>-----

 

[drizzle]

Thanks HayleySarg. I've never had a migraine that lasts this long, just annoying.