FlexGunship
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Evo said:Ahahaha, watching "weird or what". The "star child" skull, the dufus said "I gave it to the UFO experts and amazingly they came to the conclusion that it was the skull of an alien, a "grey" to be specific".
Nah, really, people that believe in aliens claimed it to be alien? What are the chances?
You could give them a Dorito and they'd give you a narrative about it's extraterrestrial origin.
"Terrestrial Doritos have a distinctive distribution of flavor powder over the surface. You'll notice one side always has more than the other and one of the tips of the triangle is always the peak density. Here's an example of seven terrestrial Doritos. Now, this one... this one... you said it was found where? At a crop circle? Yes, that makes sense. The distribution of Dorito dust is all wrong. I can only conclude that this wasn't made in any known Doritos plant on Earth. It just doesn't make sense."