Lisa! said:
I chose "Dislike" for all of the questions and yet it says:
That's nice
Choosing "dislike" for everything makes one suitable to be a programmer or a mathematician?
That sounds about right. ;)
Hmmmm. It suggested a career in panhandling for me.
You know, I could do that. You see I have this recipe for cookies and I could get lots of money from pedestrians by giving them the recipe and the story behind it. I thought of using this as a panhanlding gimmick while my grandson and I were bakin' Bacon bacon cookies.
You see, the recipe (for bacon cookies) originally came from Kevin Bacon's aunt. While Kevin Bacon and John Belushi were working on the film, "Animal House", Bacon's aunt passed the recipe on to Belushi's girlfriend.
And, as you surely know, John Belushi later worked with Ray Charles in the film, "Blues Brothers". Charles developed a crush on Belushi's girlfriend and she thought he was cute - and made him bacon cookies and even gave him a copy of the recipe.
And then, years later, Ray Charles was driving his SUV through the streets of Detroit and ran over a young engineer so smart that certainly on his way to riches and fame. Unfortunately, the poor engineer was crippled in the accident, found at fault for jaywalking, had to pay for repairs to Ray's SUV, and had no medical insurance, to boot. His inability to pay his medical bills destroyed his credit rating, making it impossible to find a job (as if being crippled wasn't handicap enough). Ray couldn't admit responsibility or help pay the medical bills (on the advice of his lawyer), but he did feel sorry for the poor, crippled engineer and brought him cookies. Bacon cookies, in fact! And even gave him the recipe.
Now the poor, crippled engineer is a homeless person in Colorado Springs that tells people he meets on the street that the only thing he regrets about life is that, being homeless, he can't make these fabulous bacon cookies from the recipe. And the one thing he really wishes somebody would do for him is to take this recipe, make a batch, and bring him one so he can finally re-taste these fabulous cookies. Oh, and five dollars would be nice, too, if you can spare it.
And (WOW!), incredibly enough, the person getting the recipe would six degrees removed from the source of the recipe!