Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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fresh_42 said:
I guess that's supposed to keep us pesky trainspotters / railfans away from the tracks.
 
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fresh_42 said:
To be fair, it looks like the gate has only just been installed, and paint marks to its left suggest a fence was going to be added soon after. Nevertheless, it's funny.
 
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What happens when you cross a blueberry with a DC superhero?
You get a Bluebarry Allen. :)
 
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To be fair: it's the other way around when it comes to a purse.
 
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High-level discussion on the web, as usual
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WWGD said:
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Be careful what you wish.

We used to shout "Freedom for Greenland! Away with the ice shield!" as kids, now, see where it brought us to!
 
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Now no one will be able to steal the wall:
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WWGD said:
Now no one will be able to steal the wall:
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Devices of this type are used for a couple purposes.

One is to store keys to a nearby door. You flip down the cover and it exposes a keypad. Inside is the key to the door. It's often used, for example, for parts lockers. This way, you can give out the combo to people who are supposed to be able to get in the door. If the people who are permitted change, you can change the pass code.

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Another is to store a thing that a security guard has to use to turn a device on his monitor clock on his belt. This proves he made his appointed circuit.

Still, the Lock Picking Lawyer often finds that Master Lock products are not of high quality.

 
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topsquark said:
When I was taking my Instructional Strategies class I was often told "Make sure you ask the question you want to have answered."

-Dan
I said that to so many Ex girlfriends...

Probably why I have so many ex girlfriends?

No, it's because I answered so many of those questions.
 
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Grelbr42 said:
Still, the Lock Picking Lawyer often finds that Master Lock products are not of high quality.
I'm amused (well I was amused the first two or three times I saw them) by the regular comments on his videos suggesting that one day he'll get arrested for picking something he shouldn't have and the next video will start "I've been put in the county jail and there are some inexcusable weaknesses in the cell door locks..."
 
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pinball1970 said:
I said that to so many Ex girlfriends...

Probably why I have so many ex girlfriends?

No, it's because I answered so many of those questions.
Same with me pointing out in Bruno Mars' video " It will Rain", that morphine is used for physical, not emotional, pain. No wonder I'm writing this comment from my home on Friday night , while all others are out in bats, clubs.
 
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
 
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A boy was born without a body, only a head. When he turned 21, his father took him to the bar for his first beer.

The boy took a sip and suddenly grew a torso. The boy was so excited, he took another sip. Suddenly he grew arms.

He took another sip and he grew legs. He was so overwhelmed with joy that he ran out of the bar and into the street and was hit by a big rig and died.

The moral of the story is: Sometimes it's good to quit while you're a head.
 
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jack action said:
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
That's not just lame, it's lame squared. No, wait, it's lame factorial!
 
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Ibix said:
I gave a Wow, because how can you keep track of where to find previously mentioned?
 
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256bits said:
I gave a Wow, because how can you keep track of where to find previously mentioned?
Search for the word "adder", restricting it to "this thread". I knew I'd told that one at some point... It doesn't work with the images, unfortunately.
 
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davenn said:
So scientists always thought the antennae were for sensing smell, but actually they're 5G receivers?

(Incoming conspiracy theory in 5...4...3...)
 
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