Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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jtbell said:
One more:

Déjà Groundhog All Over Again
Deja vole.
 
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No Country for Ground Hogs.
 
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phinds said:
And what should he have said to not get him into trouble.
" You look so much slimmer and younger back then"
" You were so much beautiful back then"
...

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What's the one about the snake that can't multiply?

Cuz it's an adder.
 
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Why isn't there any mouse-flavored cat food?
 
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She came out of the company meeting agitated and flustered.
After all the sensitivity training and all that, he still had the audacity to tell her " to quit acting like a flamingo!"

I told her "That's really bad. Put your foot down"
 
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Being keen in Esperanto I enquired into the opportunity to participate in an exchange program with someone from Esperantoland, because I thought it would an enriching experience.
 
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julian said:
Massachusetts: American for "lots of teeth".

Mass of chew sets
 
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An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young friend Sally that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. Sally did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
 
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You aint nothing but a Groundhog.
 
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jack action said:
Why isn't there any mouse-flavored cat food?
tastes like chicken.
 
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256bits said:
tastes like chicken.
They asked me how I knew
That raccoon poop was blue
So, like a fool I said
Raccoon poop is red!

I've always wondered how dog and cat food creators know just how "beefy" their products taste.

-Dan
 
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My thesis
 
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julian said:
For me as non-native English speaker these are always a bit hard. So:

apparent teeth

correct?
 

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