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I've told this one before, but there's a Looney Tunes where Yosemite Sam has had enough of Bugs Bunny's antics and demands he draw his gun. Bugs draws his gun. On a piece of paper. Then shoots Sam with it, cartoon physics being what it is.jack action said:
Just to top it off, the episode is called "Hare trigger".
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit by a butcher's truck that was carrying a load of steaks?
He was T-boned.
He was T-boned.
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Phone 'em up and give 'em a pizza your mind.davenn said:
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I guess these geese can read.
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1) Let's solve a physics problem. There is a block hung on a string. A bullet shoots straight through the block and loses half of its speed...
2) Do you have any tasks about a little squirrel and nuts, please?
3) Sure! There is a little squirrel hung on a string...
ps No squirrels were injured in the making of this story
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McDonald's unveiled a new product in Spain, the Mc Arena. It's full of alegría y cosa buena.
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Just bop the button with your nose, Dino. 
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Dino might.jtbell said:Just bop the button with your nose, Dino.
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Mwah - hah - ha!
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Why does New York have all the lawyers and New Jersey the toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey had first choice.
New Jersey had first choice.
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Are you sure it's like that? Even for someone living in Denmark I know New Jersey is as popular as the Dollar coin!nsaspook said:
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My favourite from that series was "Make me a hamburger Ernie". Ernie comes out from behind the counter with a large pencil, erases the other guy's midsection, and redraws it as a hamburger.jtbell said: