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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
 
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phinds said:
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
I agree, I just end up going in circles.
 
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Same with topology, I just tie myself in knots ....I'll get my coat ..
 
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I am taking a course in group theory but part of it didn't ring true.

Ok coat on and Uber ordered...
 
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pinball1970 said:
I agree, I just end up going in circles.
We have the metaphor "to jump in the triangle" for "going nuts".
 
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pinball1970 said:
You read his blog?
No.
 
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ohwilleke said:
Not keen on cats. I prefer a varied dawn chorus rather than a muted and punctuated bird song, with ever increasing feline faeces to remove from my garden.
We don't have guns in the UK
 
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pinball1970 said:
Not keen on cats. I prefer a varied dawn chorus rather than a muted and punctuated bird song, with ever increasing feline faeces to remove from my garden.
We don't have guns in the UK
Dogs are for soup. Cats are gods.
 
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I know why my hope in humanity is rather limited ...

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I wonder what's the most anachronistic element in that picture. Is it the rice? Is it wood?
 
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Bandersnatch said:
I wonder what's the most anachronistic element in that picture. Is it the rice? Is it wood?
Glazed ceramic bowls, I would think.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
I wonder what's the most anachronistic element in that picture. Is it the rice? Is it wood?
The writing?
The napkin?
 

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