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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
 
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phinds said:
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
I agree, I just end up going in circles.
 
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  • #2,973
Same with topology, I just tie myself in knots ....I'll get my coat ..
 
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I am taking a course in group theory but part of it didn't ring true.

Ok coat on and Uber ordered...
 
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pinball1970 said:
I agree, I just end up going in circles.
We have the metaphor "to jump in the triangle" for "going nuts".
 
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pinball1970 said:
You read his blog?
No.
 
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ohwilleke said:
Not keen on cats. I prefer a varied dawn chorus rather than a muted and punctuated bird song, with ever increasing feline faeces to remove from my garden.
We don't have guns in the UK
 
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pinball1970 said:
Not keen on cats. I prefer a varied dawn chorus rather than a muted and punctuated bird song, with ever increasing feline faeces to remove from my garden.
We don't have guns in the UK
Dogs are for soup. Cats are gods.
 
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I know why my hope in humanity is rather limited ...

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I wonder what's the most anachronistic element in that picture. Is it the rice? Is it wood?
 
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Bandersnatch said:
I wonder what's the most anachronistic element in that picture. Is it the rice? Is it wood?
Glazed ceramic bowls, I would think.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
I wonder what's the most anachronistic element in that picture. Is it the rice? Is it wood?
The writing?
The napkin?
 

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