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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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  • Explore the concept of knot theory in mathematics
  • Learn about the Jones polynomial and its applications
  • Study Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in quantum mechanics
  • Investigate the role of humor in scientific communication
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Mathematicians, physicists, educators, and anyone interested in the intersection of humor and science will benefit from this discussion.

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Ivan Seeking said:
Prove it.
I promised to do not.
 
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I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.
 
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high points of Artificial Intelligence history, past and future

Man evolves
Man worships sun god
Man perfects technology
Man creates AI
AI perfects itself
AI enslaves man
Solar flare destroys AI
Man worships sun god
and so it goes
 
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Ibix said:
I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.

If it ever happens, I'm sure I will change my mind.
 
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I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
 
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How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
 
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
With or without that famous pot?
 
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fresh_42 said:
With or without that famous pot?
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
(The energy of the rainbow over C2) x G
 
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I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
 
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Borg said:
I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
Whale sushi!
 
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Ha!
The condiments would have had to have been flipped not rotated to reverse the handedness.
 
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