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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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Ivan Seeking said:
Prove it.
I promised to do not.
 
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I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.
 
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high points of Artificial Intelligence history, past and future

Man evolves
Man worships sun god
Man perfects technology
Man creates AI
AI perfects itself
AI enslaves man
Solar flare destroys AI
Man worships sun god
and so it goes
 
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Ibix said:
I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.

If it ever happens, I'm sure I will change my mind.
 
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I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
 
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How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
 
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
With or without that famous pot?
 
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fresh_42 said:
With or without that famous pot?
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
(The energy of the rainbow over C2) x G
 
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I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
 
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Borg said:
I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
Whale sushi!
 
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Ha!
The condiments would have had to have been flipped not rotated to reverse the handedness.
 
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