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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

  • #3,061
For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires' polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom was not so wealthy and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires' polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
 
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The Blue Sphere of Death

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I thought this was the lame jokes thread but oh well. :)
 
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The AI apocalypse will not start when a system will pass the Turing test, it will start when one will fail the test intentionally.
 
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jack action said:
The AI apocalypse will not start when a system will pass the Turing test, it will start when one will fail the test intentionally.
The apocalypse already happened, Jack. You're the only "real" person left.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The apocalypse already happened, Jack. You're the only "real" person left.
Sadly, that would explain a lot. 🙁
 
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jack action said:
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To be pedantic, the innermost joke was valid only between March 2011 and March 2012.
 
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I walked through a doorway so slowly that I started to diffract.
 
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jack action said:
LOL! No way!!! That joke doesn't work. That is no gym dude. I would say more like a bar dude.

The biochemist looks right. :rolleyes:
 
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Oppenheimer Spoiler Alert!

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Non Sequitur Comic Strip for July 20, 2023
 
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Might already be posted (might even be done by me), but I really like it:

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DrGreg said:
Isn't it ironic that the noun "irony" sounds like it ought to be a adjective meaning "a bit like iron"?

(If that's not in the Uxbridge English Dictionary, it ought to be.)
This happens when you mix Proto-Germanic and Greek. We did not make the rhotacism from 's' to 'r' and still have 'Ei-s-en' as in 'isarn'. The mistake is that it actually should be called 'ison' instead of 'iron'.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This happens when you mix Proto-Germanic and Greek.
It's like Gree-ee-eek mixed with Proto Ger-man.
 
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