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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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Schrödinger Sugar!

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What do you call a low impedance candy bar??
Oh henry.
 
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An airplane was becoming more and more unstable. It got so bad that the steward got on the PA system and asked if there were any pilots on board to help the crew. An electrical engineer volunteered. He went to the front of the cabin, and then asked if there were any Polish people on the starboard side of the plane. One fellow raised his hand. The engineer asked him if he could move to the other side of the plane. After he did, the plane leveled out to smooth flight. The steward was amazed and asked how did the engineer do that. He explained it was very simple, really. Everybody knows that having a pole on the right hand side of the plane is unstable.
 
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The original thread (on twitter) has a such a high concentration of stupid that it may collapse into a black hole.

 
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I don't think anyone's posted Einstein's "what time does Oxford stop at this train?" joke.
 
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Let's stop these stupid calculations once and for all ...
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Some recent good ones by Randall Munroe:

https://xkcd.com/2818/
Circuit Symbols

Title text: A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.

https://xkcd.com/2817/
Electron Holes

Title text: They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.

https://xkcd.com/2816/
Types of Solar Eclipse

Title text: The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.
 
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Imagine numbering discreet doorways with irrational numbers.
I once had room 271 for a year, and extended it, irrationally.
 
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A prime neighborhood - now there is a concept.
 
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jack action said:
Ahh! And it's complete with an arithmetic error in #16.
o:) Never mind. (brain fart.)
 
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