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Schrödinger Sugar!
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What do you call a low impedance candy bar??
Oh henry.
Oh henry.
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An airplane was becoming more and more unstable. It got so bad that the steward got on the PA system and asked if there were any pilots on board to help the crew. An electrical engineer volunteered. He went to the front of the cabin, and then asked if there were any Polish people on the starboard side of the plane. One fellow raised his hand. The engineer asked him if he could move to the other side of the plane. After he did, the plane leveled out to smooth flight. The steward was amazed and asked how did the engineer do that. He explained it was very simple, really. Everybody knows that having a pole on the right hand side of the plane is unstable.
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I don't think anyone's posted Einstein's "what time does Oxford stop at this train?" joke.
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Well, sort of:Ibix said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-93#post-5632960
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Let's stop these stupid calculations once and for all ...
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Some recent good ones by Randall Munroe:
https://xkcd.com/2818/
Title text: A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.
https://xkcd.com/2817/
Title text: They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.
https://xkcd.com/2816/
Title text: The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.
https://xkcd.com/2818/
Title text: A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.
https://xkcd.com/2817/
Title text: They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.
https://xkcd.com/2816/
Title text: The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.
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256bits
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A prime neighborhood - now there is a concept.
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Never mind. (brain fart.)- 20,819
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