Collection of Science Jokes P2

[jobyts]

What do we want? TIME MACHINES!
When do we want them? DOESN'T MATTER!

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

Basic Science.

 

[rootone]

Basic Science.

I can get the bit about rap and tors, but meh, I'll just have to work on the rest of it.

 

[davenn]

I can get the bit about rap and tors, but meh, I'll just have to work on the rest of it.

velociraptor = a species of dinosaur

playing with a couple of fictitious dinosaur names distaraptor and timeraptor
one can have fun with the sci formula of velocity = distance / time

 

[rootone]

I did get it really

 

[mfb]

I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

 

[davenn]

I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

hahaha nice response

 

[fresh_42]

There has been Triassic mathematics, too:

Theorem of Pyroraptor for right Triceratops:
Hypselosaurus squared is the sum of the two Lepidus squared.

 

[collinsmark]

Today's xkcd:

Color Pattern

(With mouseover: "When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré")

[Source: https://www.xkcd.com/1814/]

 

[hideelo]

I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

I think a more fitting name would be a tempasaurus, which totally ruins the joke but sounds like a thing. Tempasaurus can also be a nickname for a very agitated temp

 

[EnumaElish]

Today's xkcd:

Color Pattern

(With mouseover: "When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré")

[Source: https://www.xkcd.com/1814/]

Love it!

 

[davenn]

 

[mfb]

Come on, it's not brain surgery.

 

[EnumaElish]

Come on, it's not brain surgery.

No sound

 

[mfb]

I have sound in that video.
You can search for "Brain Surgeon - That Mitchell & Webb Look" to find more videos, maybe some other video works.

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

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brilliant !

 

[fresh_42]

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[mfb]

What can be seen in this animation?

Spoiler

The periodic table

 

[BillTre]

What can be seen in this animation?

Spoiler

The periodic table

This is a Schrödinger post!
I both like and can't like it, due to some glitch in the website that gives me an error message when I try to like it.

 

[BillTre]

I can like it now.
I guess its probability state has collapsed or been resolved or whatever.

 

[fresh_42]

I can like it now.
I guess its probability state has collapsed or been resolved or whatever.

<whisper> Shhh. A hidden variable came into effect ... <\whisper>

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[gleem]

Elon Musk's west coast booster rocket recovery barge name

 

[EnumaElish]

AZ Museum of Natural History on facebook.

 

[mfb]

Elon Musk's west coast booster rocket recovery barge name

From the Culture series. "Of Course I Still Love You" is the east coast ship, handling most of the landings.
The other one (at the west coast) is called "Just read the instructions".

 

[EnumaElish]

 

[mfb]

There are rumors that there is one human mentor left in this forum, but we couldn't find them so far.