Collection of Science Jokes P2

[mfb]

But what was y?

 

[fresh_42]

But what was y?

On the milk boxes - for missing letters. Possibly taken hostage by foreign names.

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

It's time for philosoraptor to participate in this thread...

EDIT: Bonusraptor, not science, but too funny not to share here, IMO:

 

[mfb]

If we fix the definition of sunset to a particular point (bottom/center/top of the sun touches the horizon or something similar), there should be regions close to the pole where the sun does indeed set in the East, to be observed at most once per year.

 

[davenn]

sounds about right

 

[Farang]

A neutrino walks through the bar...

 

[Stavros Kiri]

PF profile:

Age: "-38"

Birth date: May 1, 2055

Occupation: historian, time traveller

Favourite area of science: Relativity, time travel etc.

Hobbies-interests: time slip, teleportation, time spa, history of early 21st century ... etc.
(i.e. the usual)

 

[DrGreg]

PF profile:

Age: "-38"

Birth date: May 1, 2055

Occupation: historian, time traveller

Favourite area of science: Relativity, time travel etc.

Hobbies-interests: time slip, teleportation, time spa, history of early 21st century ... etc.
(i.e. the usual)

You've said that before, in 2029!

 

[Stavros Kiri]

You've said that before, in 2029!

Ouoooops! time slip ...

 

[Stavros Kiri]

PF profile:

Age: "-38"

Birth date: May 1, 2055

Occupation: historian, time traveller

Favourite area of science: Relativity, time travel etc.

Hobbies-interests: time slip, teleportation, time spa, history of early 21st century ... etc.
(i.e. the usual)

Nobody wished me Happy Birthday!
Wait! I haven't been born yet!

Anyway, I am leaving now. After checking out 2001 "spectacles" ... I'm going "back to the future" ... Bye! ...

 

[davenn]

You've said that before, in 2029!

hahaha ... great response

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Math was easy in the Roman empire. x was always 10.

But what was y?

There was only one [geopolitical] variable in the Roman empire: 'Roman Power'. And it was always a 10.

 

[DrGreg]

Math was easy in the Roman empire. x was always 10.

But how could $X$ be constant if $V$ was 5? A paradox.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

V then would have to be a function, not a variable. E.g. V(X) = 1/2 X ["domain of X" = D = {10} ]

 

[kuruman]

Why were $p_x$ and $x$ cited by the traffic cop?

Spoiler

They were caught driving together in the commuter lane.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Why were $p_x$ and $x$ cited by the traffic cop?

Spoiler

They were caught driving together in the commuter lane.

Was it a quantum cop?

 

[fresh_42]

But how could $X$ be constant if $V$ was 5? A paradox.

$V(t) = DX(t)$ but $t$empus fugit, ergo $V = DX =$ dividere $X$:

 

[DrGreg]

ergo $V = DX$

5 = 510? Another paradox.

 

[mfb]

V II = X, if we skip multiplication signs between numbers.

 

[fresh_42]

5 = 510? Another paradox.

That's because these idiots killed Archimedes. No wonder they couldn't differentiate!

 

[Stavros Kiri]

V II = X, if we skip multiplication signs between numbers.

Thus 7 = 10. Another paradox!

 

[fresh_42]

Thus 7 = 10. Another paradox!

$1\,0$ can be any number greater than $1$.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

$1\,0$ can be any number greater than $1$.

Proof?

 

[DrGreg]

V II = X, if we skip multiplication signs between numbers.

And if we don't skip multiplication signs $515 = LXV = L \times V = 50 \times 5 = 250$

But how could $X$ be constant if $V$ was 5? A paradox.

Roman accelerations were also constant:$$a = v \frac {dv}{dx} = 5 \cdot \frac {505}{510} \approx 4.95$$

And one more: $2 = ii = i^2 = -1$.

 

[fresh_42]

$1\,0$ can be any number greater than $1$.

Proof?

$1\;0=1\cdot b^1 + 0 \cdot b^0$ and now chose a basis $b>1$ of your choice.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

$1\;0=1\cdot b^1 + 0 \cdot b^0$ and now chose a basis $b>1$ of your choice.

Then always 2 = 3 = ... = 10 = etc. , and we don't need Roman power anymore!
Is that why the Roman empire fell?

 

[mfb]

And one more: $2 = ii = i^2 = -1$.

3 = iii = -i = -1?

 

[kuruman]

If a mole is Avogadro's number, what's a guacamole?

Spoiler

Avocado's number.

 

[davenn]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Another time-traveller joke (visitor of PF):
Birth date: May 1, 2050
Occupation: Time cop
...

1st post: where did that phony historian time-traveller go?

 

[kuruman]

A clown hurled a pie at another clown's face whereupon both clowns vanished. Why?

Spoiler

They had a face difference of one pie.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

View attachment 199565

How soft and "micro" was the apple?

 

[kuruman]

Why did the electron spin skip attending this year's 95th anniversary gala celebration of the Stern-Gerlach experiment?

Spoiler

It wasn't up for it.