Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

How do differential geometers say hello to each other?

Spoiler: Ouch Alert!

Good Fibrations!

 

[rkolter]

(True Story) I was always worried that I would do something that would break or ruin our first child (I had zero child rearing or child care experience). So when my spouse got pregnant with our second child, I asked if we could name her Backup. You know... just in case something went wrong with the first one.

She vetoed the name.

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

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A bit old, but Cn is a good choice. Only the weight is a little too high.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

... and the ratio is implied to be [defined as] the 'Standard Dinosaur Ratio' ...
Basic science, indeed!

 

[DrGreg]

... and the ratio is implied to be [defined as] the 'Standard Dinosaur Ratio' ...

If I'd ever used the CGS system of units, I could probably make some joke about dynosaurs. But I never did, so I can't.

 

[mfb]

DINosaurs? They all have a standard size!

 

[davenn]

Lets call it science study

 

[DennisN]

The periodic table

Here's another one:

 

[EnumaElish]

Lets call it science study

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Its yellow-brown color fits the designation "low-grade paper."

 

[mfb]

Old, but not in this thread yet:

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Alternatively:
Ask them for Avogadro's number and see if they start looking through their contact list.

 

[EnumaElish]

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

So how would each pronounce it?

Oh, un-ionized vs. union-ized?

 

[mfb]

Oh, un-ionized vs. union-ized?

Exactly

 

[DennisN]

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Which made me remember...

In chemistry class I met a girl who initially made me very tired. Her name was Ann Esthesia. I thought she was pretty, even though she had a mole. I gave her a necklace and waited for the chain reaction. Now I think we have a good relationship; it seems solid.

 

[fresh_42]

... it seems solid.

Probably because you are laughing your gas off all the time.

 

[DennisN]

 

[davenn]

yikes hahaha

 

[davenn]

 

[DennisN]

What do we want? TIME MACHINES!
When do we want them? DOESN'T MATTER!

Hilarious!

 

[fresh_42]

Math was easy in the Roman empire. x was always 10.

 

[mfb]

But what was y?

 

[fresh_42]

But what was y?

On the milk boxes - for missing letters. Possibly taken hostage by foreign names.

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

It's time for philosoraptor to participate in this thread...

EDIT: Bonusraptor, not science, but too funny not to share here, IMO:

 

[mfb]

If we fix the definition of sunset to a particular point (bottom/center/top of the sun touches the horizon or something similar), there should be regions close to the pole where the sun does indeed set in the East, to be observed at most once per year.

 

[davenn]

sounds about right

 

[Farang]

A neutrino walks through the bar...

 

[Stavros Kiri]

PF profile:

Age: "-38"

Birth date: May 1, 2055

Occupation: historian, time traveller

Favourite area of science: Relativity, time travel etc.

Hobbies-interests: time slip, teleportation, time spa, history of early 21st century ... etc.
(i.e. the usual)

 

[DrGreg]

PF profile:

Age: "-38"

Birth date: May 1, 2055

Occupation: historian, time traveller

Favourite area of science: Relativity, time travel etc.

Hobbies-interests: time slip, teleportation, time spa, history of early 21st century ... etc.
(i.e. the usual)

You've said that before, in 2029!