Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Borg]

I'm sure that someone can help.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[mfb]

I think every strong claim needs data...

 

[fresh_42]

I think every strong claim needs data...

I think every claim needs data...

 

[fresh_42]

What is the difference between a philosopher and a mathematician?
To work, the mathematician needed paper, a pencil and a wastepaper basket.
The philosopher does not need the basket ...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Mathematics was much easier when the numbers had not yet aligned with the letters.

 

[mfb]

That is chemistry.

Spoiler

C₂H₆O etc.

 

[Borg]

From one of my favorite comics - Tom the Dancing Bug.

 

[jim mcnamara]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

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It has been posted before in this thread.

 

[collinsmark]

It has been posted before in this thread.

Yeah, it's post #661. But I think it's good enough for a repeat.

 

[nuuskur]

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I sang the lyrics as I read them

 

[davenn]

Astronomers will get this one ...

 

[Ibix]

I sang the lyrics as I read them

He'd like to wear a rainbow every day?

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Yeah, it's post #661. But I think it's good enough for a repeat.

You searched through all the pages to find that out?

 

[davenn]

 

[Borg]

I've seen a couple of PF threads where that could have been helpful.

 

[Ibix]

I must say that learning the fluid dynamics of flight didn't actually convince me it wasn't magic...

 

[nuuskur]

Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.

 

[Bandersnatch]

I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

 

[davenn]

Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.

not so much the right rather than the left wing, but the leading edge of the wing compared to the trailing edge

I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

exactly

 

[DrClaude]

I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

Which one is Bernoulli?

 

[DennisN]

My knowledge of general relativity is so immense* that it has collapsed into a black hole inside my brain. The knowledge density may be infinite at the singularity, but since the knowledge can't get out of the hole, I can't access it with the rest of my brain.

* It's not.

 

[Klystron]

I must say that learning the fluid dynamics of flight didn't actually convince me it wasn't magic...

Paraphrasing Arthur C. Clark, "Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.

 

[Ibix]

Paraphrasing Arthur C. Clark, "Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.

The corollary: science that is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

 

[jack action]

 

[Baluncore]

I'd give my right arm for a parboiled chicken right now.
Try to avoid overcooking your hand.