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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
  • #991
I'm sure that someone can help.

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  • #992
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:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

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  • #993
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  • #994
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  • #995
I think every strong claim needs data...
 
  • #996
mfb said:
I think every strong claim needs data...
I think every claim needs data...
 
  • #997
What is the difference between a philosopher and a mathematician?
To work, the mathematician needed paper, a pencil and a wastepaper basket.
The philosopher does not need the basket ...
 
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  • #999
Mathematics was much easier when the numbers had not yet aligned with the letters.
 
  • #1,000
That is chemistry.
C2H6O etc.
 
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  • #1,002
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  • #1,004
Wrichik Basu said:
It has been posted before in this thread. :wink:
Yeah, it's post #661. But I think it's good enough for a repeat. :smile:
 
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  • #1,006
Astronomers will get this one ...

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  • #1,007
nuuskur said:
I sang the lyrics as I read them :DD
He'd like to wear a rainbow every day?
 
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  • #1,008
collinsmark said:
Yeah, it's post #661. But I think it's good enough for a repeat. :smile:
You searched through all the pages to find that out? :eek:
 
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  • #1,010
I've seen a couple of PF threads where that could have been helpful. :oldtongue:
 
  • #1,011
I must say that learning the fluid dynamics of flight didn't actually convince me it wasn't magic...
 
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  • #1,012
Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.
 
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  • #1,013
I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.
 
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  • #1,014
nuuskur said:
Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.
not so much the right rather than the left wing, but the leading edge of the wing compared to the trailing edge :wink:
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I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

exactly
 
  • #1,015
Bandersnatch said:
I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.
Which one is Bernoulli? :wink:
 
  • #1,016
My knowledge of general relativity is so immense* that it has collapsed into a black hole inside my brain. The knowledge density may be infinite at the singularity, but since the knowledge can't get out of the hole, I can't access it with the rest of my brain.

* It's not.
 
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  • #1,017
Ibix said:
I must say that learning the fluid dynamics of flight didn't actually convince me it wasn't magic...

Paraphrasing Arthur C. Clark, "Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.
 
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Klystron said:
Paraphrasing Arthur C. Clark, "Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.
The corollary: science that is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
 
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  • #1,020
I'd give my right arm for a parboiled chicken right now.
Try to avoid overcooking your hand.
 
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