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Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.
 
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nuuskur said:
Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.
not so much the right rather than the left wing, but the leading edge of the wing compared to the trailing edge :wink:
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I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

exactly
 
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Bandersnatch said:
I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.
Which one is Bernoulli? :wink:
 
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My knowledge of general relativity is so immense* that it has collapsed into a black hole inside my brain. The knowledge density may be infinite at the singularity, but since the knowledge can't get out of the hole, I can't access it with the rest of my brain.

* It's not.
 
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Ibix said:
I must say that learning the fluid dynamics of flight didn't actually convince me it wasn't magic...

Paraphrasing Arthur C. Clark, "Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.
 
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Klystron said:
Paraphrasing Arthur C. Clark, "Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.
The corollary: science that is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
 
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