This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.
Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.
Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.
Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.
This made me wonder how many digits I would have to proceed in front of my address. Of course there's a website for that.jack action said:
Archimedes is in that room! ...jack action said:
Expand in Taylor series and integrate term by term.collinsmark said:
If if takes 5 men one hour to build a wall, how long does it take 10 men to build a similar (identical) wall?DrGreg said:
You, Justin Bieber, nuuskur and 3 others like this.DennisN said:
This "you" is a fake, since I did not like it due to the bashing motive.Stavros Kiri said:
Ok then:fresh_42 said:
BillTre said:
Local supplier?! I don't I have a grocer nearby selling Plutonium
That one is so clever!jack action said:
Is the Nemesis hypothesis off the table already?jack action said:
OMG, I just got that after about an hour.DennisN said:I tried a version of the Michelson–Morley experiment at home and now my ethernet has stopped working.
Don't worry - Michelson-Morley is consistent with the Lorentz ethernet. None of that density, none of that viscosity - just one extra postulate and you're in business!DennisN said:I tried a version of the Michelson–Morley experiment at home and now my ethernet has stopped working.
Yeah, all these are easy to solve. I measured ##1/3 \,e^-## charges in a Millikan experiment at school. What's my excuse?Ibix said:
You found quarks!fresh_42 said:
I think you're a quarkpot.fresh_42 said:
At least I told nobody and "adjusted" the measurement data instead.Ibix said:I think you're a quarkpot.
