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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
  • #1,701
GiriBang said:
What's the name of Max Planck's son?

fresh_42 said:
Karl and Erwin.
Wrong! It's Quantum Physics!
 
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  • #1,702
fresh_42 said:
P stands for plaisir, not please.
SVP= S'Il Vous Plait.
 
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WWGD said:
SVP= S'Il Vous Plait.
And plait comes from plaisir. "If it pleases you." What a pity that English degenerated it from "if it pleases you" to "please". In any case, "il plait" isn't please, although they once might have been of the same origin.
 
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fresh_42 said:
And plait comes from plaisir. "If it pleases you." What a pity that English degenerated it from "if it pleases you" to "please". In any case, "il plait" isn't please, although they once might have been of the same origin.
But "s'il vous plaît" means please, RSVP is literally "answer, please."
 
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If it pleases you and please have two different meanings. Apart from that it is a different language.
 
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fresh_42 said:
If it pleases you and please have two different meanings. Apart from that it is a different language.
My point is that no francophone reads "s'il vous plaît" as the literal combination "if it pleases you," but as please.
 
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  • #1,707
That's why bakeries don't make more money when making profit-erols, Fresh. Maybe not the best analogy but It doesn't break down that way. But now I'm hungry.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
That's futile, it will just evolve into science jokes.
Yes, but they'll be in French, so ... eh.
 
  • #1,711
Or Belgian jokes.
 
  • #1,712
Belgium, man!

(Excuse my French)
 
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Demystifier said:
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Use the same method on a 3-4-5 triangle to prove that ##3 + 4 = 5##.
 
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Demystifier said:
You have to show both directions of the proof!
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gets us ##\pi=2##. Hence ##\pi = \dfrac{4+2}{2}=3##.

A fact engineers knew all the time.
 
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jack action said:
Mathematicians are an emotional bunch, while programmers are calm, soft and cuddly!:smile:
 
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Q: Lightening strikes that rear of an 800 foot long train. How long until it reaches the front of the train and kills the driver.
A: Depends on how good a conductor he is.
 
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  • #1,724
Made me laugh. But the joke perhaps ought to be modified slightly since the conductor doesn't control the train, the engineer does.
 
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JT Smith said:
Made me laugh. But the joke perhaps ought to be modified slightly since the conductor doesn't control the train, the engineer does.
And it is easily possible, as the conductor runs through the train.
 
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Before Coronavirus:
Python:
def factorial(number):
    if(number==1):
        return 1
    else:
        return number*factorial(number-1)
After Coronavirus:
Python:
def factorial ( number ) :

    if ( number == 1 ) :

        return 1

    else :

        return number * factorial ( number - 1 )
 
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jack action said:
Before Coronavirus:
Python:
def factorial(number):
    if(number==1):
        return 1
    else:
        return number*factorial(number-1)
After Coronavirus:
Python:
def factorial ( number ) :

    if ( number == 1 ) :

        return 1

    else :

        return number * factorial ( number - 1 )
Hilarious. You could rewrite post-Corona virus factorial() to use masked variables.
 
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jack action said:
Before Coronavirus:
Python:
def factorial(number):
    if(number==1):
        return 1
    else:
        return number*factorial(number-1)
After Coronavirus:
Python:
def factorial ( number ) :

    if ( number == 1 ) :

        return 1

    else :

        return number * factorial ( number - 1 )
So that's how they write anti-virus programs!
 
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  • #1,730
Test numbers for infection before you allow them to multiply.
 
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mfb said:
Test numbers for infection before you allow them to multiply.
C++ would be better the better mask. It can catch exceptions.
 
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WWGD said:
And my 1st world gripe: ATM, not ATM machine.
Similarly, PIN, not PIN number. :oops: -- temporarily missed your earlier post and that of @George Jones on this . . .
 
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fresh_42 said:
P stands for plaisir, not please.
When translating 'please' at the beginning of a request sentence, I tend to use 'prière de (bien vouloir)', and 's'il vous plaît' when it's (less formally) placed at the end.
 
  • #1,736
gotta love the bad physics of cartoons

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(courtesy of Looney Tunes)
 
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The wife, on her way home, texted to her husband:

"Can you start cooking those sausages? <3"

He cooked 2 sausages.
 
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jack action said:

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Sounds like our Chief Medical Officer of Health. She is highly regarded and could run for office.
(I don't know if we have Chief Medical Officers of other things besides Health.)
 
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Why women live longer than men:

 
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