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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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Baluncore said:
I'd give my right arm for a parboiled chicken right now.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
 
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When someone asks if I'm alright, I say "no, I'm half left".
 
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Randall Munroe must have seen a lot of homework help threads here on PF.

Screenshot_2019-02-26 xkcd NORM .png


PS: the .NORM file format is not one we like here at PF.
 

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Which is why I use the freeware OCR Capture2Text program.
"
I SENT YOU THE DATA.
THP\N\K5!

...TH|S I5 A UORD DOCUMENT
CONWNING AN EMBEDDED PHOTO
YOU TOOK OF YOUR SCREEN
UITH THE 5PREPvD5l‘EET OPEN.

YEAH? DOES YOUR COMPUTER
NOT SUPPORT .NORI’l FILES?
YIHYBE YOU NEED TO UPDATE.

L.

SINCE EVERYONE SENDS STUFF THIS
LJPIY ANYUHY, UE SHOULD JUST
FORVIHUZE IT A5 A SI?-\NDF\RD.
"
 
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jim mcnamara said:
Randall Munroe must have seen a lot of homework help threads here on PF.

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PS: the .NORM file format is not one we like here at PF.
Actually, this could apply to many of the jokes posted here or in the lame jokes thread, where a text-only joke is posted as an image.
 
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Baluncore said:
Which is why I use the freeware OCR Capture2Text program.
"
I SENT YOU THE DATA.
THP\N\K5!

...TH|S I5 A UORD DOCUMENT
CONWNING AN EMBEDDED PHOTO
YOU TOOK OF YOUR SCREEN
UITH THE 5PREPvD5l‘EET OPEN.

YEAH? DOES YOUR COMPUTER
NOT SUPPORT .NORI’l FILES?
YIHYBE YOU NEED TO UPDATE.

L.

SINCE EVERYONE SENDS STUFF THIS
LJPIY ANYUHY, UE SHOULD JUST
FORVIHUZE IT A5 A SI?-\NDF\RD.
"
This reminds me of a fellow student who was interested in someone's paper for his thesis. So he wrote him and kindly asked for a copy. Well, of course he received a copy. Unfortunately, however, in Chinese.
 
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DrClaude said:
Actually, this could apply to many of the jokes posted here or in the lame jokes thread, where a text-only joke is posted as an image.
The XScreensaver used to have a module that pulled random images from the web and displayed them as the screensaver (it used safe search!). There was a note from the author, Jamie Zawinski, noting that some huge fraction of the images it pulled were text (often corporate logos).
 
  • #1,030
A couple of examples from this thread: #987 #994
 
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DrClaude said:
A couple of examples from this thread: #987 #994
I needed the screenshot as reference to data! I will not type in a wall of xml tags.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I have been through that twice and from personal experience, sleeping normally is impossible
 
  • #1,033
Did you hear about the scarecrow who became a famous scientist?
He was outstanding in his field.
 
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jack action said:
Gosh, that made me laugh so good. One of the funniest physics questions I have seen.
 
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Err... shouldn't the flat Earth be at the centre of the solar (sorry, terrestrial) system?
 
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mjc123 said:
Err... shouldn't the flat Earth be at the centre of the solar (sorry, terrestrial) system?
No, that's just a conspiracy of the Catholic Church.
 
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DrClaude said:
No, that's just a conspiracy of the Catholic Church.
Ptolemy was a Catholic?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Ptolemy was a Catholic?
Yes (although a secret one) :wink:
 
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DrClaude said:
Yes (although a secret one) :wink:

well I never knew

this belongs in the "today I learned" thread :wink::biggrin:
 
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If if takes 5 men one hour to build a wall, how long does it take 10 men to build the same wall?
No time at all. The 5 men have already built it.
 
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Sign in a bookshop:
“Post-apocalyptic fiction has been moved to our current affairs section”
-Kurt Brindley
 
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