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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

  • #1,081
I do not understand this:

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Is it:
  • a mockery of flat earthers?
  • an example of a chart?
  • a demonstration of derivatives?
  • a counterexample of argumentum a minori ad maius?
  • a counterexample of an induction?
  • a demonstration of the difference between a stable and an unstable equilibrium?
  • a home accident waiting to happen?
  • a lesson about right and wrong tools?
  • a quotation "Realize that everything connects to everything else.” Leonardo da Vinci ?
  • an analogue to the false quotation of "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sigmund Freud?
 
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  • #1,082
It's time for this thread to evolve...

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...and the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones (tempus clepta):

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  • #1,083
DennisN said:
the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones (tempus clepta)
Google translate tells me "tempus clepta" means "a thief" in Latin. Maybe you meant to say Telefono movil?
 
  • #1,084
Wrichik Basu said:
Google translate tells me "tempus clepta" means "a thief" in Latin.
Haha, you actually googled for it :oldbiggrin:. I tried to come up with a latin version of "time thief" (tempus = time, clepta = thief). Which mobile phones often are today.
 
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  • #1,085
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  • #1,086
DennisN said:
and the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones
Your graphic omits early ancestors.
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  • #1,087
Kevin McHugh said:
The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons!
Just check out the flat earthers!
 
  • #1,090
I'll bite: that's not Godwin's law!
 
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  • #1,091
PS! The pigeon is just an attention getter and has nothing to do with it.
 
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  • #1,092
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  • #1,093
DrClaude said:
That's not a pigeon!
As expected - a mallardroit reply!
 
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  • #1,094
Ophiolite said:
As expected - a mallardroit reply!
Are you serious or is this a canard?
 
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  • #1,095
DrClaude said:
Are you serious or is this a canard?
If you don't mind I'll duck giving you a proper answer.

On a different topic, I just noticed a thread in the forum titled Looking for Good Books on Photosynthesis and I thought, that’s certainly something that worth shedding some light on.
 
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  • #1,096
What are you all arguing about? The mammal in the water in post #1,089?
 
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  • #1,097
You're all quackers.
 
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  • #1,098
Ophiolite said:
On a different topic, I just noticed a thread in the forum titled Looking for Good Books on Photosynthesis and I thought, that’s certainly something that worth shedding some light on.
Thanks for the link! When it comes to that topic, I'm a little green.
 
  • #1,099
This thread has gone to the birds. :oldeyes:
 
  • #1,100
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Technically it should go to the Electrical Engineering forum.
 
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  • #1,101
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  • #1,102
They turn out to be an orchestra. If you hadn't guessed.
 
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  • #1,103
If you consider buying a decent telescope, the only black hole you will find is the new one in your wallet.

Edit: (I found a picture on the topic)

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  • #1,104
I love it when human behavior can be expressed mathematically:

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  • #1,105
..so that he will be increasing the dosage? (if we forget about the intended derivative joke)
 
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  • #1,106
jack action said:
I love it when human behavior can be expressed mathematically [...]
Shouldn't there be an integral sign? I.e. ##\int\!e^x##
 
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  • #1,107
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  • #1,108
I have many chemistry puns,
but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction
 
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  • #1,109
davenn said:
I have many chemistry puns,
but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction.
On the internet you need a :cat:-a-lyst.
 
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