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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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God to his son:
"Hey Jesus, wanna see a cool reaction using quantum fluctuation?"
Less than a Planck second later:
"Oh damn, it says spontaneous reactions are not reversible".
bonus joke:
Electron says: "Hurry up we have no time!"
"Tell me about it"...said the Tau.
"Hey Jesus, wanna see a cool reaction using quantum fluctuation?"
Less than a Planck second later:
"Oh damn, it says spontaneous reactions are not reversible".
bonus joke:
Electron says: "Hurry up we have no time!"
"Tell me about it"...said the Tau.
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I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe. 
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The way I see things heading - nobody will be concerned with correct spelling in 20 years.strangerep said:I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe.
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That long?scottdave said:
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I can not express how relieved I was when writing my thesis (in the 1980s) and I got a PC with a spell checker.
Now I don't have to worry about spelling things.
Now I don't have to worry about spelling things.
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Fixed that for you.BillTre said:
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Ostrich that ran into a fence.
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But what is that lecturer doing?? Casting a spell?jack action said:
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Good question.strangerep said:
Is the lecturer?
- Casting a spell
- Practicing a ninja move
- Bringing in the horn section
- Ordering a large pepperoni pizza
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When people say that phylogeny (evolutionart history) is tree-like, this is the kind of tree I think of sometimes:
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I have a statistics joke but it's not significant
I have a fraction joke but 7/5 persons won't get it
I have a chemistry joke, but still in reaction
i have a biology joke, but it is not fully developed
I have a thermodynamics joke, but i'm out of energy
I have a tensor joke but it is not invariant
I'll get my coat......
I have a fraction joke but 7/5 persons won't get it
I have a chemistry joke, but still in reaction
i have a biology joke, but it is not fully developed
I have a thermodynamics joke, but i'm out of energy
I have a tensor joke but it is not invariant
I'll get my coat......
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I have a joke about the shape of the earth, but it's flat.