Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Stavros Kiri]

It must be a "really dark club"! (society)
I'm afraid to sign up ...

 

[fresh_42]

8. Our club life lies mostly in the dark. However, from time to time an M&A of our franchises cannot be avoided. This might make some waves in public. Be prepared.

 

[kuruman]

If I would want to invest in your club will I get my interest as black money radiation?

You get your money only if it evaporates.

 

[Bandersnatch]

The Black Hole Club

Members must always maintain appearance to the outside worlds as if they're yet to join the club, even though they have long since passed the hazing rituals.

 

[OmCheeto]

...
- Spaghetti is not just a food, it is also the way you will enter the club.

And by what method should we use, to become spaghettified?
hmmmm...
(google google google)

Ah ha!

When entering the club, one must lose one's clothing, becoming singularly naked, and don some ramen type clothing. Available at amazon.com for between $29.99 & $34.99, USD.

If entering the club with someone else, you must argue incessantly regarding noodle/pasta/ramen/spaghetti quadrality, where they are all the same thing at once, but can be viewed differently, depending on which culinary experiment one is going to feast upon, once you've had time, if and only if time actually exists in the club, after looking at the menu.

 

[kuruman]

Should you choose to become spaghettified, you'd better watch out for pastafarians and the flying spaghetti monster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I just started swimming, so if there's no swimming in the club ... no way!

 

[mfb]

We have swimming covered

 

[Stavros Kiri]

We have swimming covered

e.g. "Swimming in Spacetime: Motion by Cyclic Changes in Body Shape"

Count me in! Ou yeah! ... count me in!
It's an opportunity to also learn how to swim in dark ... and in fierce gravity.
Any known black hole as a canditate for the premises?

 

[davenn]

 

[EnumaElish]

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:D

 

[kuruman]

What do you call a single person from Krakow who sticks to refrigerators?

Spoiler

Magnetic monopole.

 

[davenn]

hahahaI guessed as to where Krakow probably was, but had to google to be sure

 

[fresh_42]

What do you call a single person from Krakow who sticks to refrigerators?

There's a kind of sausage here named "Krakower" (transscripted). No wonder I couldn't solve the riddle.

 

[Bandersnatch]

I guessed as to where Krakow probably was, but had to google to be sure

For your horrible, horrible crime of ignorance I offer an invitation. Should you ever visit Krakow, I'll be happy to show you around.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

2 guys "from Krakow" (or can say it with 2 blondes - no offense to either ...)
Sitting in a cafeteria, against the mirror, on the other side:

"Look look! Two guys just like us, over there. Let's go meet them!"
[Standing up ...] ... [Pause]
"Ok, never mind, they're coming here! ..."
[Sitting down]

 

[davenn]

For your horrible, horrible crime of ignorance I offer an invitation. Should you ever visit Krakow, I'll be happy to show you around.

thanks mate

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[DennisN]

 

[davenn]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

If the Earth is flat, so could be the moon. Look at it!

 

[davenn]

If the Earth is flat, so could be the moon. Look at it!

ahhhh but the libration wobble of it proves otherwise

 

[kuruman]

ahhhh but the libration wobble of it proves otherwise

Besides which I think there are no cats on the Moon to worry about.

 

[davenn]

Besides which I think there are no cats on the Moon to worry about.

but there are dogs ... apparently ...

 

[fresh_42]

Besides which I think there are no cats on the Moon to worry about.

And nobody shall say there hasn't been searched for: Max, the mooncat.

 

[mfb]

If there are chicken on Mars, they might be on the Moon as well. Here is an artist's impression.

 

[kuruman]

If there are chicken on Mars, they might be on the Moon as well. Here is an artist's impression.

Clear evidence that the chicken got there before the eggs.

 

[fresh_42]

Clear evidence that the chicken got there before the eggs.

... and that their reputation is completely false: It takes braveness "to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go".

 

[DennisN]

but there are dogs ... apparently ...

He was searching for a black monolith, but he ended up finding a wormhole: