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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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DennisN said:
one does not simply...
Whenever I see something like this I have to wonder if the actor (Sean Bean in this case) has seen it and what they think about it. I like to think they find it as funny as we do.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Btw., do young people still know what a jumper is?
I can safely say no.
 
  • #755
Demystifier said:
Chuck Norris can count real numbers.
Chuck Norris can shave all those and only those who don't shave themselves.
Chuck Norris can prove the Banach-Tarski theorem - by explicit construction.
Chuck Norris can prove his own consistency without being inconsistent.
That Chuck Norris is an extremely paradoxical fellow, isn't he?
 
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nuuskur said:
That Chuck Norris is an extremely paradoxical fellow, isn't he?
Chuck Norris always lies, and can tell you so.
 
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nuuskur said:
That Chuck Norris is an extremely paradoxical fellow, isn't he?
Ibix said:
Chuck Norris always lies, and can tell you so.
Lol... clever! :ok:
 
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davenn said:
is it bad that I only recognise Feynman out of that group ?? :wink:
Can be compensated by the knowledge where the quote line is taken from :cool:
 
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fresh_42 said:
Can be compensated by the knowledge where the quote line is taken from :cool:

I recognise the line ... can't remember where from ... let me google it
 
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fresh_42 said:
Can be compensated by the knowledge where the quote line is taken from :cool:

davenn said:
I recognise the line ... can't remember where from ... let me google it
ohhh ... Casablanca, that's right, a movie full of one-liners haha
 
  • #764
Lol, I got it... left to right...

I'll wait, though... . :wink:

Well, first letter of first name only... so you believe me... . :-p

WNERM
 
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But hey. At least he got perfect on the pattern shape identifying IQ test. :DD
 

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  • #767
Not really a joke, at least no intended one, but I thought here's the best fit:
CERN's index system in 1983:

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  • #768
Wire, you messing with me?
 
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Preamble: "borniert" is German for narrow-minded.

There have been three physical institutes around 1930 in Göttingen. Their directors were Robert Pohl, James Franck and Max Born. In order to distinguish the students, someone suggested to call them polished, franked and "borniert". It's reported that Born found it funny, although he got the worst group.
 
  • #770
A surgeon, very busy with himself and his specialist literature, one day read in a newspaper at breakfast the headline "Einstein abolishes the ether!" Shaking his head, he put down the paper and mumbled: "A small appendicitis would be enough to convince this gentleman of the necessity and usefulness of the ether."
 
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  • #771
Did we have this already?
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  • #772
fresh_42 said:
Did we have this already?
Yes: #260
 
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DrClaude said:
Yes: #260
I was afraid so. Problem is, it is so hard to search in those forums when there is basically no text. Otherwise I would have done.
 
  • #774
Love this one ! :smile:

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Psinter said:
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But hey. At least he got perfect on the pattern shape identifying IQ test. :DD
He should have gotten full credit. The picture starts off with
##\text{If } \lim_{x \to 8} \frac 1 {x - 8} = \infty \dots##
Since this is false, any statement you have in the conclusion (the part after "then") results in an implication that is true.
 
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Fixed: $$\text{If } \lim_{x \to 8} \frac 1 {(x - 8)(x - 8)} = \infty \dots$$
 
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Mark44 said:
He should have gotten full credit. The picture starts off with
##\text{If } \lim_{x \to 8} \frac 1 {x - 8} = \infty \dots##
Since this is false, any statement you have in the conclusion (the part after "then") results in an implication that is true.
True. Two sided limit does not exist there. I knew before posting, but then I was like: "Meh. It's just a meme." :smile:
 
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Ibix said:
That's really difficult to look at. It's so clearly a spiral, even once you've worked out it isn't.
Try holding your device perpendicular to you.
 
  • #783
Interview for a job in machine learning:
Interviewer: What is 5+7?
Candidate: 6.
Interviewer: No, it's 12.
Candidate: 17.
Interviewer: No, it's 12.
Candidate: 9.
Interviewer: No, it's 12.
Candidate: 14.
Interviewer: No, it's 12.
Candidate: 11.
Interviewer: No, it's 12.
Candidate: 12.
Interviewer: Congratulations, you got the job.
 
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A little bit of self-criticism.

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Demystifier said:
When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.
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I do see two circles (by eliminating the illusion) ...
[Thus it's two "circular arguments", not one ...]
 
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Question 7:
Is Schrodinger's cat _____?

(A) Alive
(B) Dead
 
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  • #787
Yes it is.
 
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Stuck In a Loop said:
Question 7:
Is Schrodinger's cat _____?

(A) Alive
(B) Dead
Mew
 
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DennisN said:
Hilarious! Located in Canis Major, I presume?
Just its center BH.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Just its center BH.
I had a software idea I regretfully never have implemented.
The idea was that the software would be an alternative recycle bin, called "the black hole".
When the user would drop a file onto the black hole icon, the black hole software would compress the file, encrypt it and move the file to a random place on the hard drive (without notifying the user where it went).
Totally useless, but I've programmed useless things before. :)
 
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Uh huh !

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It's tempting to think of particles as little marbles. But look more closely and you'll soon lose your marbles.Paraphrased from Brahic & Webb (27 June 2018), "How to think about… Particles", New Scientist.
 
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davenn said:
There used to be a whole list of these somewhere. It included stuff like "An object in motion will remain in motion at constant velocity until instantaneously retarded by a sufficiently massive object - typically an anvil".
 
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Ibix said:
There used to be a whole list of these somewhere. It included stuff like "An object in motion will remain in motion at constant velocity until instantaneously retarded by a sufficiently massive object - typically an anvil".
here's one list …..

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Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/vBsDUI5

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Reminded me of the thread: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/dx-before-the-f-x-in-integrals.950465/

For what is worth, I remember that my professor of General Physics I had a weird way of doing math. The steps he took while he was talking were very different to what we were used to see in our math classes. I remember that once class was over I told a peer: "Did you see how he made that derivation? Weird. I didn't know what he was doing until he was over." :DD He told me something along the lines: "Me neither. I was baffled."
 

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