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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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From a class in orbital mechanics:
If you're not a little bit eccentric you're just going in circles.
 
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... and about to be a dead weight!
 
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Nice title : "This invention got Tesla inducted into the Hall of Fame!"

 
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For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires' polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom was not so wealthy and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires' polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
 
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The Blue Sphere of Death

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I thought this was the lame jokes thread but oh well. :)
 
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The AI apocalypse will not start when a system will pass the Turing test, it will start when one will fail the test intentionally.
 
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jack action said:
The AI apocalypse will not start when a system will pass the Turing test, it will start when one will fail the test intentionally.
The apocalypse already happened, Jack. You're the only "real" person left.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The apocalypse already happened, Jack. You're the only "real" person left.
Sadly, that would explain a lot. 🙁
 
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To be pedantic, the innermost joke was valid only between March 2011 and March 2012.
 
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I walked through a doorway so slowly that I started to diffract.
 
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jack action said:
LOL! No way!!! That joke doesn't work. That is no gym dude. I would say more like a bar dude.

The biochemist looks right. :rolleyes:
 
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Oppenheimer Spoiler Alert!

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Non Sequitur Comic Strip for July 20, 2023
 
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Might already be posted (might even be done by me), but I really like it:

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DrGreg said:
Isn't it ironic that the noun "irony" sounds like it ought to be a adjective meaning "a bit like iron"?

(If that's not in the Uxbridge English Dictionary, it ought to be.)
This happens when you mix Proto-Germanic and Greek. We did not make the rhotacism from 's' to 'r' and still have 'Ei-s-en' as in 'isarn'. The mistake is that it actually should be called 'ison' instead of 'iron'.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This happens when you mix Proto-Germanic and Greek.
It's like Gree-ee-eek mixed with Proto Ger-man.
 
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Schrödinger Sugar!

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What do you call a low impedance candy bar??
Oh henry.
 
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An airplane was becoming more and more unstable. It got so bad that the steward got on the PA system and asked if there were any pilots on board to help the crew. An electrical engineer volunteered. He went to the front of the cabin, and then asked if there were any Polish people on the starboard side of the plane. One fellow raised his hand. The engineer asked him if he could move to the other side of the plane. After he did, the plane leveled out to smooth flight. The steward was amazed and asked how did the engineer do that. He explained it was very simple, really. Everybody knows that having a pole on the right hand side of the plane is unstable.
 
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