I'm incredibly pissed off right now, which is indirectly related to this thread. Hardware problem, which I will explain when finished here.
matthyaouw said:
I have never 'sinned'. That's a religious concept, and I'm an atheist. I've done things that I regret, and some that I'm ashamed of, but I have never
sinned.
Evo said:
I also regret getting the fetuccine alfredo at Fazolli's the other night.
Even to someone who isn't an atheist, I don't believe that gastronomic indescretion counts as a 'sin'.
Ivan Seeking said:
I started taking hits off the alter wine
That seems perfectly reasonable to me. When I was a year and a half old my parents got married and my middle brother gave them "Champaigne" in a baby bottle with a ribbon around it as a gag wedding gift. They thought that the top of the refrigerator would be a safe place to stash it (the fools!). That was the same time that I ate my mother's tulips. My first and only vegetarian meal, washed down with a fine Asti Spumante.
brewnog said:
gravity took its course, and showered this Rolls Royce chap in about half a gallon of oil.
An honest mistake that inadvertently results in a hilarious outcome is not a 'sin'.
icvotria said:
Forgive me, I have sinned. I watched an hour and a half of Big Brother Live last night. I'm so ashamed.
As well you should be. Being in England, you should at least have access to the Scandanavian (Swedish?) version, where they're naked and engaged in activities that are worth watching.
brewnog said:
Oh, another one. I once tightened up the brakes on a friend's bike. Another friend then rode it, stopped a bit too quickly, and broke his arm.
Yet again, an honest screw-up that accidentally ended in injury. What an innocuous fellow you are.
Soilwork said:
That is the only thing I really can't stand and it has been a burden ever since it happened.
In my humble opinion, they're all *****es. If they're not willing to listen to, let alone give credence to, your side of the story, then they're too stupid for you to waste your time on. Put a saucer of cream on the floor and let them fight over it.
LeBrad said:
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
That's just bloody funny. He probably would have lent it to you if he'd known what you needed, but it's better this way.
LeBrad said:
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
Blaming it on the dog is proper, but the original act could have killed her. Not good.
LeBrad said:
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...
So what did they expect? That's like sending a 'sexaholic' to a clinic with female nurses.
LeBrad said:
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater... ...then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
As a practical joke, that's priceless. The loss of comfort, plus cleaning costs and personal dignity of the victims probably didn't occur to you at the time, but it's something to keep in mind for future gags.
yomamma said:
When I was in 6th grade I had to do a report, so I found one online, changed a lot of words and used that. is that so bad?
Yeah. Sorry dude, but that really sucks. It's alright to use something like that as a reference, but you should put it into your own words enough to prove that you understand what it is that you're talking about. To me, what you did would constitute cheating.
Okay, I've run out of things to quote now that Stats' link is gone. In regard to that... if Angel**** is really a girl rather than some weird guy, she sounds like the kind of woman I want to meet. Secondly, I want rudeboy's Mac11 smilie.
Stats, if you're totally over your cousin, I want to meet her. There's a bit of a sheep shortage around here right now, and she's pretty damned good looking for a human.
As for why I was pissed off at the beginning; I was more than half way through this response and my system crashed. Had to do the whole damned thing over again from memory, and it still took over half an hour. I'm not finished, but I'm going to post this now to make sure that I don't lose it again.
...has anyone noticed that giant chronicle of my misadventures...yeah, over there...that thread called, "Thread Killer Champions." I doubt there's much left to tell, at least of the things fit to share publicly. I guess I'll never have a career in politics after PF. 
-- My list (if I could remember even half of it) would blow out the server. 
I shouldn't have posted that link either.
