News Corruption in NSJ: 4 Innocent Bystanders Injured in Hoboken Bank Robbery

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The Information Ministry of the Glorious People's Democratic Revolutionary Republic of Northern South Jersey (GPDRRNSJ) issued a statement asserting that Hoboken and Secaucus are part of northern New Jersey, prompting humorous responses about the region's reputation. The discussion references a bank robbery in Hoboken that injured four bystanders, with participants expressing surprise at the notion of "innocent people" in North Jersey. The conversation shifts to political commentary, highlighting the competitive nature of local politics, including references to scandals and corruption. Participants joke about the prevalence of organized crime in New Jersey, suggesting that it might be more effective than local government. The dialogue also touches on the absurdity of crime in the area, with light-hearted remarks about newborns having criminal records and the role of healthcare professionals in identifying at-risk families. Overall, the thread combines humor with a critique of the political and social landscape in New Jersey.
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The Information Ministry of the Glorious People's Democratic Revolutionary Republic of Northern South Jersey (GPDRRNSJ (NSJ for short) for short) has released the following communique: "Hoboken and Secaucus are in the north. You got to problem with that?"

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBblMZUVJ6To"

What do you expect? When the news came out about those 4 innocent bystanders that were injured during a bank robbery in Hoboken, we in the GPDRRNSJ didn't know what to make of it. We hadn't realized that in North Jersery there were 4 innocent people.
 
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jimmysnyder said:
The Information Ministry of the Glorious People's Democratic Revolutionary Republic of Northern South Jersey (GPDRRNSJ (NSJ for short) for short) has released the following communique: "Hoboken and Secaucus are in the north. You got to problem with that?"
:smile:

What do you expect? When the news came out about those 4 innocent bystanders that were injured during a bank robbery in Hoboken, we in the GPDRRNSJ didn't know what to make of it. We hadn't realized that in North Jersery there were 4 innocent people.
Those are the 4 from NY who went missing. :smile:
 
Damn. How do I get in on one of these?
 
Office_Shredder said:
Damn. How do I get in on one of these?
Go to Hoboken and wait 5 minutes.
 
I spent a year interning at Stevens. Didn't work. I think you need to wear sunglasses or a trenchcoat maybe
 
Office_Shredder said:
I spent a year interning at Stevens. Didn't work. I think you need to wear sunglasses or a trenchcoat maybe
Me either. 17 indictments, no convictions.
 
Oooooh, I'm in New Jersey right now.

Obama was just in NJ a little while ago campaigning for Corzine's reelection and he praised the mayor of Hoboken I think.

At least our pizza>>>your pizza.
 
Politics is just so darned competitive. What could you expect when all the sex scandals are becoming too old hat that nobody notices anymore. In order to keep up with Republicans, Democrats had to start resorting to selling body parts and bouncing $25 million dollar checks! That last one has me boggled. Did the bank really just take his word for it that he would be good for two $25 million overdrafts on an account with a zero balance?

But, you should have warned me not to drink anything while reading the article. I had just taken a mouthful of soda when I got to this part:
“In both parts of this investigation, respected figures in position of public and private trust engaged in conduct behind closed doors that belied the faces of honesty, integrity and rectitude they displayed daily to their respective constituencies,” Marra said in the statement.
:smile: I thought they were talking about politicians and rabbis in NJ. Faces of honesty, integrity and rectitude? :smile:
 
On the upside, it sure looks like the cops and prosecutors in NJ are doing a pretty good job. Zowie.
 
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berkeman said:
On the upside, it sure looks like the cops and prosecutors in NJ are doing a pretty good job. Zowie.
You have to remember that they are working in what the military calls a "target-rich" environment. You can't swing a cat in NJ without hitting a mobster.
 
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turbo-1 said:
You can't swing a cat in NJ without hitting a mobster.
Perhaps they should just be allowed to run the place - after all 'organized' crime would be better than 'local' government.

Anyone else read SnowCrash ?
 
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mgb_phys said:
Perhaps they should just be allowed to run the place - after all 'organized' crime would be better than 'local' government.

They already do run the place, and they ARE the local government in NJ. :biggrin:

Though, I guess it does make sense that they chose body part sales there. I guess it's sort of like a chop shop for stolen cars...if you sell off the parts, you can make a quick profit while hiding the evidence. Maybe the swamps are getting full.
 
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jimmysnyder said:
What do you expect? When the news came out about those 4 innocent bystanders that were injured during a bank robbery in Hoboken, we in the GPDRRNSJ didn't know what to make of it. We hadn't realized that in North Jersery there were 4 innocent people.

:smile: :smile: :smile:

Even the newborns have criminal records.
 
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Pengwuino said:
:smile: :smile: :smile:

Even the newborns have criminal records.
That's not true. Infants are indicted in the womb, but can't be convicted until after they are born. Sadly, juries often lack the will to punish infants and toddlers.
 
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Pengwuino said:
Even the newborns have criminal records.
That's why it's so important to include obstetricians in the fight against crime.

Midwives, doctors and nurses are to be asked to identify "chaotic" families whose babies are in danger of growing up to be delinquents, drug addicts and violent criminals.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/failures-targeted-at-birth-408163.html
 

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