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Okay, I wrote this song on whim.
Its about Heath candy bars and sung to the tune of Smash Mouth's, "I'm a Believer"
I thought joy was only found in commercials.
Meant for someone else 'till I found Heath
Cops were out to get me,
cause I stole a Heath,
Dentists and doctors haunted all my dreams...
Then I took a bite,
now I'm a Heath eater.
And all the lard, went to my behind.
Heaven above,
Gave me my Heath bar you couldn't take it if you pried...
I thought food was more or less a taken thing.
The more I eat the more I'm fat oh yeah.
What's the use of Hershy's?
All you get is cane.
When I wanted sweet bars I got plain...
Then I took a bite,
Now I'm a Heath eater.
And not a trace, of doubt in my mind.
Oh heaven above...
gave me this Heath bar you couldn't take it if you pried.
What's the use of eatin', all of that plain?
When I wanted Heath bars I got pain...
Then I took a bite...
Now I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Disclaimer: I'm not fat.
Its about Heath candy bars and sung to the tune of Smash Mouth's, "I'm a Believer"
I thought joy was only found in commercials.
Meant for someone else 'till I found Heath
Cops were out to get me,
cause I stole a Heath,
Dentists and doctors haunted all my dreams...
Then I took a bite,
now I'm a Heath eater.
And all the lard, went to my behind.
Heaven above,
Gave me my Heath bar you couldn't take it if you pried...
I thought food was more or less a taken thing.
The more I eat the more I'm fat oh yeah.
What's the use of Hershy's?
All you get is cane.
When I wanted sweet bars I got plain...
Then I took a bite,
Now I'm a Heath eater.
And not a trace, of doubt in my mind.
Oh heaven above...
gave me this Heath bar you couldn't take it if you pried.
What's the use of eatin', all of that plain?
When I wanted Heath bars I got pain...
Then I took a bite...
Now I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Disclaimer: I'm not fat.