Don't Pay Me to Release CO2 -- I'm Impossible to Find!

[wolram]

Okay guys, i have a significant amount of CO2 i can release into the atmosphere, how much will you pay me not to.
PS, there is no way you will find me.

 

[lisab]

So, you're going to hold your breath until someone gives you money?

 

[wolram]

So, you're going to hold your breath until someone gives you money?

No, i have found a way to explosively release all the clathrate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrate_hydrate

 

[OAQfirst]

"Polarity underlies surface tension." Oh. Learned something new.

 

[hypatia]

Why don't you use it to make a mountain of whipped cream?

 

[mgb_phys]

I can picture the next Bond movie plot now...

 

[wolram]

Oh come on guys, how much will you pay me not to do the dirty deed?

 

[Proton Soup]

No, i have found a way to explosively release all the clathrate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrate_hydrate

yeah, I've seen it suggested that occasional burps in the bermuda triangle reduce the buoyancy of boats and planes, sinking them. fwiw, the methane hydrates are a more potent greenhouse gas. for that reason, we need to mine it and burn it, asap.


about the whipped cream, i'd rather use NO, it's more fun.

 

[noumed]

Oh come on guys, how much will you pay me not to do the dirty deed?

"One million dollar! Mwahahahahha"

 

[Gokul43201]

One million dollar! Mwahahahahha

Thank you. That's one million dollars from the gentleman with the blue face.

Do I hear a 1.1 million?

 

[franznietzsche]

$25 dollars per ton of CO2. Not a penny more.

 

[russ_watters]

As long as you're not going to release a massive quantity of methane...

 

[CylonMath]

I can give you 4 bunch of flowers.

 

[Gokul43201]

$25 dollars per ton of CO2. Not a penny more.

Joke for a very tiny audience.

 

[vanesch]

Okay guys, i have a significant amount of CO2 i can release into the atmosphere, how much will you pay me not to.
PS, there is no way you will find me.

It might make for a great experiment. We'll finally find out then