It's not a question of playing along. All elementary particles, by virtue of what they are, cannot be changed or marked or numbered in any way. The reason you can identify, say, one pool ball from another is that you can change each ball (paint a number on it) and it's still a pool ball.
Even if you could paint a number on an electron, it would no longer be an electron. If you, say, attach it to a proton to it, then it becomes a hydrogen atom. And all hydrogen atoms are likewise indistinguishable.
All you can ever know about an electon is that it is an electron. You cannot identify it further in any way.
The indistinguishability of electrons is, in fact, at the root of all chemistry, so it is of physically fundamental importance.