I did try to get us away from discussing "real" extra dimensions by giving an operational definition of a "spatial dimension" as "a measurement both necessary and sufficient to locate any point within an unbounded volume".
Kea has described the extra spatial dimensions as (integer) categorical dimensions, as understood within Category Theory, a subset of set theory.
El has described the extra spatial dimensions as having a metric of -1.
Arivero described the extra dimensions in terms of symmetry groups and generators of translations with the same scalar products as spatial dimensions.
None of these fit my operational definition. Nobody has tried to tell me that the extra spatial dimensions actually describe a volume that is hidden from us and unmeasureable with 3 spatial dimensions.
And this is essentially what I wanted to know.
The nice thing about being a layman is I can afford to be an iconoclast. I can say, "the emperor has no clothes", and I will not fail any courses, lose tenure or lose my job.
In that light - I've repeatedly seen the use of the word "naive" here to describe my conception of dimensions. I don't want anyone to think this offends me - I get the impression it's a standard usage amongst modern physicists, and isn't meant as a critique of me.
But I must say that what really seems naive to me is to assume that every internally consistent mathematical model must be describing something that has a physical reality.
Extra spatial dimensions will always remain unmeasureable. We will never be able to point a ruler at them.
I brought up the notion of hidden variables and where they are hidden. When I envision a quantized subatomic world, where energies and masses do not fill up the entire unbroken continuum of available values - I think, why not look for your hidden variables in the gaps between the quanta? Instead of imaginary spaces, why not look for the real, measurable energies and masses that we can't observe directly but may be able to observe indirectly, through their interactions? Why not conceive of higher dimensions in terms of energies, frequencies, wavelengths?
If the goal of quantum theories is to explain the fundamental quantum mysteries of quantization, randomness, wave-particle duality and entanglement, it seems the theories must have to function here - where we are - where the wave and particle interactions happen - not in some invisible "somewhere else".
Maybe a day will come when the mathematical formalism of higher spatial dimensions will get translated into terms other than spaces - into something measureable. But that's not a goal that's likely to happen until physicists see a good reason to do it.
That's how it looks to this layman. You all know more on these topics than I do, and I'm grateful that you shared your knowledge with me. I hope I've been able to repay the favor, in some small way, by giving you something to think about. Thanks again.