Funny phrases taken out of context

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I was reading one of the other posts and just got to thinking, what would happen if we had a post of funny phrases taken out of context?

So we need some rules:

Don't try and set up or explain the phrase

Try to keep other comments to a minimum (I've found it's impossible to cut them out completely).

Other than that all I have to say is:

"He has a wife, you know."
 

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"Double charge??!!!"
 
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"They're on Double Secret Probation"
 
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"I say: This is NOT funny!"
 
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"Do birds eat beans to fly faster?"

(by the way comics, literary sources, etc. are okay too)
 
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"I heard the jury's still out on science."
 
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Is it twue what they say about how you people are...gifted?
 
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"Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant. who was very rarely stable,"
 
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a woozy beggar who could drink you under the table (oops, that wasn't out of context, was it?)
 
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arildno said:
Heidegger, Heidegger was a woozy beggar who could drink you under the table (oops, that wasn't out of context, was it?)
"Oh, it's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
 
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"It's a completely different kind of flying, altogether."

"It's a completely different kind of flying."
 
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"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
 
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Artman said:
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
Yes please!:smile:
 
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I can't leave her behind alone!
 
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"Meanwhile, back at the farm, Grandma was beating off the indians."
 
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"No matter where you go, there you are"
 
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Artman said:
"Meanwhile, back at the farm, Grandma was beating off the indians."
:devil: I just spewed coffee all over my work monitor. :grumpy:
 
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"Remember this, Peregrin, when in doubt, always follow your nose".
 
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Evo said:
:devil: I just spewed coffee all over my work monitor. :grumpy:

"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency."
 
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"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
 
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"If you ever had to climb a water tower ladder with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor, you're probably a redneck."
 
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classic/generic:

"Put it in the hole, Stewart!"

"Can I rub one off?"
 
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"By Grapthar's Hammer ... by the sons of Worvahn, you will be Avenged!"
 
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"So I got that going for me, which is nice."
 
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"That's your plan? Run!?"
 

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