Funny phrases taken out of context

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The thread explores humorous phrases taken out of context, inviting participants to share amusing quotes without providing explanations or setups. The focus is on the comedic potential of these phrases, which may come from various sources including literature and popular culture.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant suggests the phrase "He has a wife, you know." as a starting point.
  • Another shares "Double charge??!" as a humorous quote.
  • Multiple participants contribute phrases such as "They're on Double Secret Probation" and "I say: This is NOT funny!"
  • Questions about the context of phrases like "Do birds eat beans to fly faster?" are raised.
  • Several quotes reference well-known figures, including "Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant..." and humorous takes on Heidegger.
  • Participants share amusing office-related phrases, such as "I need to whip it out by 5." and "Just stick it in my box."
  • Other contributions include playful remarks like "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." and "There is no sign of intelligent life here."
  • Some participants express enjoyment or surprise at the humor in the shared phrases, while others note specific reactions to them.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally agree on the humorous nature of the phrases shared, but there is no consensus on which phrases are the funniest or most effective. The discussion remains open-ended with various interpretations of humor.

Contextual Notes

Some phrases may rely on specific cultural references or contexts that are not explained, leaving their humor dependent on the audience's familiarity with those references.

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Readers interested in humor, language, and the comedic potential of phrases taken out of context may find this thread entertaining.

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I was reading one of the other posts and just got to thinking, what would happen if we had a post of funny phrases taken out of context?

So we need some rules:

Don't try and set up or explain the phrase

Try to keep other comments to a minimum (I've found it's impossible to cut them out completely).

Other than that all I have to say is:

"He has a wife, you know."
 
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"Double charge??!"
 
"They're on Double Secret Probation"
 
"I say: This is NOT funny!"
 
"Do birds eat beans to fly faster?"

(by the way comics, literary sources, etc. are okay too)
 
"I heard the jury's still out on science."
 
Is it twue what they say about how you people are...gifted?
 
"Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant. who was very rarely stable,"
 
Heidegger, Heidegger was a woozy beggar who could drink you under the table (oops, that wasn't out of context, was it?)
 
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arildno said:
Heidegger, Heidegger was a woozy beggar who could drink you under the table (oops, that wasn't out of context, was it?)
"Oh, it's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
 
  • #11
"It's a completely different kind of flying, altogether."

"It's a completely different kind of flying."
 
  • #12
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
 
  • #13
Artman said:
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
Yes please!:smile:
 
  • #14
I can't leave her behind alone!
 
  • #15
"Meanwhile, back at the farm, Grandma was beating off the indians."
 
  • #16
"No matter where you go, there you are"
 
  • #17
Artman said:
"Meanwhile, back at the farm, Grandma was beating off the indians."
:devil: I just spewed coffee all over my work monitor.
 
  • #18
"Remember this, Peregrin, when in doubt, always follow your nose".
 
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Evo said:
:devil: I just spewed coffee all over my work monitor.

"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency."
 
  • #20
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
 
  • #21
"If you ever had to climb a water tower ladder with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor, you're probably a redneck."
 
  • #22
classic/generic:

"Put it in the hole, Stewart!"

"Can I rub one off?"
 
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"By Grapthar's Hammer ... by the sons of Worvahn, you will be Avenged!"
 
  • #24
"So I got that going for me, which is nice."
 
  • #25
"That's your plan? Run!?"
 
  • #26
"We're in the middle of space. Corner of 'no' and 'where'."
 
  • #27
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
 
  • #28
Damnit! I know the perfect story to get a quote from, but it's in a book across an ocean.

I'm making a house rule that this thread can't die until December 4th
 
  • #29
Office talk taken out of context

From http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/100.html".com
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. Hmmmmm...I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
 
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Racing aimlessly, getting nowhere fast.
 

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