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Funny phrases taken out of context

  1. Oct 4, 2006 #1
    I was reading one of the other posts and just got to thinking, what would happen if we had a post of funny phrases taken out of context?

    So we need some rules:

    Don't try and set up or explain the phrase

    Try to keep other comments to a minimum (I've found it's impossible to cut them out completely).

    Other than that all I have to say is:

    "He has a wife, you know."
     
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  3. Oct 4, 2006 #2

    arildno

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    "Double charge??!!!"
     
  4. Oct 4, 2006 #3
    "They're on Double Secret Probation"
     
  5. Oct 4, 2006 #4

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    "I say: This is NOT funny!"
     
  6. Oct 4, 2006 #5
    "Do birds eat beans to fly faster?"

    (by the way comics, literary sources, etc. are okay too)
     
  7. Oct 4, 2006 #6

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    "I heard the jury's still out on science."
     
  8. Oct 4, 2006 #7
    Is it twue what they say about how you people are...gifted?
     
  9. Oct 5, 2006 #8
    "Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant. who was very rarely stable,"
     
  10. Oct 5, 2006 #9

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    Heidegger, Heidegger was a woozy beggar who could drink you under the table (oops, that wasn't out of context, was it?)
     
  11. Oct 5, 2006 #10
    "Oh, it's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
     
  12. Oct 5, 2006 #11

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    "It's a completely different kind of flying, altogether."

    "It's a completely different kind of flying."
     
  13. Oct 5, 2006 #12
    "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
     
  14. Oct 5, 2006 #13

    arildno

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    Yes please!:smile:
     
  15. Oct 5, 2006 #14

    LURCH

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    I can't leave her behind alone!
     
  16. Oct 5, 2006 #15
    "Meanwhile, back at the farm, Grandma was beating off the indians."
     
  17. Oct 5, 2006 #16

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    "No matter where you go, there you are"
     
  18. Oct 5, 2006 #17

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    :devil: I just spewed coffee all over my work monitor. :grumpy:
     
  19. Oct 5, 2006 #18

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    "Remember this, Peregrin, when in doubt, always follow your nose".
     
    Last edited: Oct 5, 2006
  20. Oct 5, 2006 #19
    "Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency."
     
  21. Oct 5, 2006 #20

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    "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
     
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