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larkspur, I like the office phrases out of context.

"It's m...m...my stappla."
 
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

-GeoMike-
 
"Well, Stephen... the bird's flightless?"..."It's not going anywhere."
 
"Phone call for Mike hunt. Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"
 
Artman said:
"Phone call for Mike hunt. Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"
No lie, we had a guy who got hired on to my work named Mike Hunt. We all did our best to rename him Michael Hunt, but it did not always work. :blushing:
 
GeoMike said:
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

-GeoMike-

"He said some things African-Americany wasn't ready to hear either."
 
"Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't."
 
Artman said:
"I got it...I got it...I got it...I don't got it."
"That kid gets no tip!"
 
"With a thing like that in his back, in the long run, he's better off."
 
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!
 
“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'”
 
"I would rather be remembered for my own small contribution to science then for my accidental relationship to a famous...cuckoo."
 
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