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If smytoms persist see your doctor.
Funny phrases taken out of context
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The discussion centers around the idea of sharing humorous phrases taken out of context, with participants contributing various quotes from pop culture, literature, and personal anecdotes. The rules emphasize minimal commentary and no explanations for the phrases. Contributions include a mix of classic lines, office humor, and absurd statements that, when isolated from their original context, evoke laughter and confusion. Notable quotes range from comedic observations about life and work to playful references from movies and literature. The thread encourages creativity and humor, aiming to keep the conversation lively until a specified date. Overall, the focus is on the enjoyment of language and the comedic potential of phrases when removed from their original meanings.
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Artman
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larkspur, I like the office phrases out of context.
"It's m...m...my stappla."
"It's m...m...my stappla."
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Artman
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"Why, you crazy - the fall'll probably kill ya!"
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"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"
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Artman
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"Norman...you old poop!"
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Andre
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"Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon"
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Artman
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"Well, Stephen... the bird's flightless?"..."It's not going anywhere."
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turbo
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Are we awake?
We're not sure. Are we black?
Yes, we are.
Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
We're not sure. Are we black?
Yes, we are.
Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
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Yonoz
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Jackson's boob actually harmed anybody
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Artman
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"Phone call for Mike hunt. Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"
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berkeman
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No lie, we had a guy who got hired on to my work named Mike Hunt. We all did our best to rename him Michael Hunt, but it did not always work.Artman said:
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hypatia
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There is no sign of intelligent life here.
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BobG
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"Son, you got a panty on your head."
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arildno
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Is it wollie woolram you are talking about now?BobG said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=710500&postcount=680
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Chi Meson
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GeoMike said:
"He said some things African-Americany wasn't ready to hear either."
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Artman
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"Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't."
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Pythagorean
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Ooh, here's one I thought up especially for PF:
"Don't worry, I use latex"
"Don't worry, I use latex"
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Artman
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"I got it...I got it...I got it...I don't got it."
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Chi Meson
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"That kid gets no tip!"Artman said:
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Artman
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"With a thing like that in his back, in the long run, he's better off."
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turbo
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And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!
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Artman
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"That's my boat."
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turbo
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“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'”
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Artman
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"I would rather be remembered for my own small contribution to science then for my accidental relationship to a famous...cuckoo."
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Artman
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"Want to go get some coffee?"
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Hurkyl
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Luckily, it's a multipurpose lead sheet.
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Artman
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"I suggest you put on a tie."
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Hurkyl
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IF YOU CAN DEFEAT JUNPEI IN MORTAL COMBAT YOU CAN ENTER.[/size]
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Andre
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But spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling "Tuesday" simply doesn't count.
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Artman
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"Depends on who's playing Macbeth."