Have You Heard These Science Jokes Before?

[Anti Hydrogen]

i go first

 

[sysprog]

I'm not sure that everyone here knows what 'kal se padhenge' (कल से पढ़ेंगे) means, so I'll explain (I don't know Hindi or Urdu, but I know how to use online translators): it means literally 'tomorrow from will read', more anglo-idiomatically, 'I'll start reading tomorrow' -- the idea is along the lines of no matter how many days you have available for studying, you'll keep putting it off until tomorrow, and will as a consequence experience increasing pressure as you approach the exam date.

 

[sysprog]

From: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexkasprak/best-science-memes

 

[Anti Hydrogen]

From: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexkasprak/best-science-memes

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nice one :D

 

[jedishrfu]

Famous Special Relativity limerick:

There once was a lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light.
She went out one day
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.

 

[pinball1970]

Famous Special Relativity limerick:

There once was a lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light.
She went out one day
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.

That is not a meme @jedishrfu , I know it's Xmas day and everything but this is pf.

 

[davenn]

i go first

Maybe you don't know that there is already a thread for science jokes ? ...

with memes, cartoons and other general text giggles https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-science-jokes-p2.847743/