How Can You Manage Microsoft Products Effectively?

[Ivan Seeking]

This was recently recommended to me to help clean up messy Windows issues...like hidden files.

http://www.microsuck.com

Link fixed. The forum software wouldn't allow the old name [it had dirty words in it]. Luckily an new name is available.

 

[rick1138]

How to manage Microsoft products?

Put them in the trash.

 

[gimpy]

Originally posted by rick1138
Put them in the trash.

Yes i agree. Or you can take your pc running a microsoft OS and throw it through a window.

 

[Hurkyl]

A different sort of defenestration is more practical...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Hurkyl
A different sort of defenestration is more practical...

Quick definitions (Defenestration)

noun: the act of throwing someone or something out of a window

Hurkyl, this is the second time that an attempt to fisk your post requires a trip to the dictionary.

 

[Hurkyl]

Yah, yah, it's a big stretch, but I thought it was amusing when I first heard the joke.



"The Defenestration of Prague" was always my most favoritely named historical event, thus I've always remembered the term, and love the rare chances I get to work it into everyday conversation.


P.S. What was the other time? And I can't find "Fisk" in the dictionary

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Hurkyl
Yah, yah, it's a big stretch, but I thought it was amusing when I first heard the joke.



"The Defenestration of Prague" was always my most favoritely named historical event, thus I've always remembered the term, and love the rare chances I get to work it into everyday conversation.

I wondered where you got that! I assumed it was not just a paraffle; like my responses.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Fisk didn't come up on mine either. Essentially it means to scrutinize an argument in great detail.

Also, I'm not sure when, but I think actually on two other occasions your vocabulary forced me to hit the dictionary.

Here is my favorite useless word.
paneity
n. Theology, state of being merely bread.


Worthless words dictionary
http://home.mn.rr.com/wwftd/

 

[The_Professional]

Windows is a wonderful, robust, stable and secure operating system. It has a unique user friendly interface which is highly customizable. Microsoft rarely releases security patches since there's not much exploits to it. Bill Gates means well, he wants a computer in every home...running Windows.

 

[Sonty]

And I remember something out of South Park:
-Bill, you said windows 98 will be stronger, better and faster on the internet...
-Well, it is... *strange noises*...

he computer seemed to work fine atferwards. do you know what the strange noises were?

 

[eagleone]

Then you should definitely test new MS product WondowsRG... http://tlf.cx/winrg.swf