Originally posted by Zero in the Skepticism thread
It would be nice if it wasn't the exact same rubber alien every time, don't you think? Couldn't people create a new story every once in awhile?
I think you may be the first person to accuse the UFO crowd of lacking creativity.
http://www.abduct.com/question/q186.htm [Broken]Aliens have been documented in hundreds of types and sizes, from 3 inches up to 15 feet tall. Some walk on two legs and others are shaped like balls of light as small as a golf ball or as large as a house. Some aliens look like robots, metal objects, or animals. Other aliens look like giant insects or praying mantises. Some wear clothes or uniforms, and some do not. Some aliens float through walls and others walk in through open doors. Aliens have all types of skin: smooth, rough, bumpy, furry, lizard-like, etc. Their skin can be warm or cold, wet or dry. Skin colors are gray, white, tan, brown, gold, yellow, green, blue, pink, orange, red or black, along with other shades in between. Their eyes can look like a human, cat, lizard, insect, alien, etc. Some have fingernails and some don't. Some have webbed fingers and others have suction cups for fingertips or claws or pincers. Some aliens have skin that glows in the dark.
[URL [Broken]An overview of the many different types of aliens
http://library.thinkquest.org/C004978F/ufo_aliens.htm?tqskip1=1&tqtime=1019Sightings of aliens usually reveal that they are tiny, spindly creatures with huge heads and bulging eyes. Their faces contains on other features. They are mostly dressed in one-piece grey suits that do not have any zips or buttons. But sometimes, there are different descriptions. Therefore, there are about 6 types of aliens...
This is me:
GREY TYPE A: This is the type most commonly referred to as the greys. Also known as Zeta Reticuli from the Zeta Reticulan star system (the Bernard star) neighboring the Orion area. They function in a mode that is apparently military in nature with a rigidly defined social structure that holds science and "conquering worlds" to be the prime movers. They are normally about 4.5 ft tall with large heads and black "wrap around" eyes. They have limited facial features, slit mouth and no nose to speak of. They have evolved beyond the need for reproductive systems or digestive systems and reproduce by cloning. Their genetics are partly based on insectoidal genetics.
Now don't you feel silly?
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