How do you pick a simple lock?

[Monique]

maybe, maybe not

I find this lock-picking tutorial thread a little strange though..

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Monique
I find this lock-picking tutorial thread a little strange though..

Why? how else will we ever know each others true skills?

 

[Tsu]

I find Zooby's request for a NOSE-picking tutorial a little disturbing... I wonder what he plans to do with THAT...

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami
I find Zooby's request for a NOSE-picking tutorial a little disturbing... I wonder what he plans to do with THAT...

? I explained that:

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
I won't be picking any friends noses. My house guest, Mean Mr. Mustard, is rumored to keep a ten bob note up there.

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
? I explained that:

I dunno, Zoob. Sounds like a ruse to me... I'm mean, how many people have house guests that AREN'T friends...

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami
I dunno, Zoob. Sounds like a ruse to me... I'm mean, how many people have house guests that AREN'T friends...

You must be someone who doesn't have a lot of relatives.

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
You must be someone who doesn't have a lot of relatives.

Well, I have LOTS of relatives... I just don't let them come visit! My philosophy is, relatives who come to visit are like fish...after three days they start to SMELL bad!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Well, I have LOTS of relatives... I just don't let them come visit! My philosophy is, relatives who come to visit are like fish...after three days they start to SMELL bad!

Another good reason to learn Nose picking...hey! maybe that is why "The zoob" wanted to learn it, to get rid of unwanted house guests!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Another good reason to learn Nose picking...hey! maybe that is why "The zoob" wanted to learn it, to get rid of unwanted house guests!

Well, that'd work for ME!...

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Well, that'd work for ME!...

Not that I have any real and/or actualy experience at it, but I hear (you know..."Rumor Has it") that the best method of enhancement is to 'flick it' at them, subtle hint, to assist, in the departure!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Not that I have any real and/or actualy experience at it, but I hear (you know..."Rumor Has it") that the best method of enhancement is to 'flick it' at them, subtle hint, to assist, in the departure!

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Well, that'd work for ME!...

Yes! but, your guest might just take it as an "indication of permission" and follow suit, with a resultant of wiping it on YOUR furniture, sooooo lead away...