How Effective Are Keychain Locators for Those Who Can't Whistle?

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The discussion begins with a user expressing frustration over losing their car keys, which forced them to walk to a Mexican restaurant. They humorously recount the awkwardness of having to knock on the window instead of using a bell. The conversation quickly shifts to playful banter about cooking and relationships, with references to "e-cohabitation" and humorous comments about food and kissing. Participants joke about the potential health risks of kissing someone who cooks poorly, with mentions of E. coli and other exaggerated concerns. The thread concludes with the original poster revealing that their keys were hanging from the front door knob, leading to suggestions for a keychain that beeps to help locate lost keys. Overall, the thread combines humor, light-hearted teasing, and relatable experiences with everyday frustrations.
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Where are my car keys? I just had to walk to the Mexican place because I can't find my keys. When I got there I couldn't announce my presence by running over the little bell, so I had to knock on the window and disrupt their dinner. I know I got spit this time.
 
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tribdog said:
Where are my car keys? I just had to walk to the Mexican place because I can't find my keys. When I got there I couldn't announce my presence by running over the little bell, so I had to knock on the window and disrupt their dinner. I know I got spit this time.

All this because you were afraid to boil some pasta! Are you planning on kissing me with that same mouth you're putting that horrid food into? :eek:
 
Moonbear said:
All this because you were afraid to boil some pasta! Are you planning on kissing me with that same mouth you're putting that horrid food into? :eek:
Yes! Yes! Yes!
 
You're gargling with lysol first! :biggrin:
 
turned you on, didn't I?
 
Get that blanket fort ready in the kitchen! Might as well use that room for something! :biggrin:
 
honestly you two...
your the most apparent flirt in the whole friggin world.
 
o:) I think it's called E-cohabitation. :-p
 
Polly said:
o:) I think it's called E-cohabitation. :-p


Yeah, they's shacking-up.
 
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Awwww, they're just two crazy kids in love. :approve: :biggrin:
 
  • #11
I have seen the intercourse taking place here and fear it may lead to a spawning of many smaller threads… :-p
 
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BoulderHead said:
I have seen the intercourse taking place here and fear it may lead to a spawning of many smaller threads… :-p

:smile: :smile: :smile: I like the e-cohabitation term coined by Polly too! LOL! Is that where e-children come from?
 
  • #13
Moonbear said:
:smile: :smile: :smile: I like the e-cohabitation term coined by Polly too! LOL! Is that where e-children come from?
I don't know, but from what Trib's been eating I'd be more concerned about e-coli...
 
  • #14
BoulderHead said:
I don't know, but from what Trib's been eating I'd be more concerned about e-coli...

So am I! :smile: He must have a cast iron stomach! He'll never appreciate my good cooking; I think his taste buds are ruined.
 
  • #16
Moonbear said:
I think his taste buds are ruined.

I'm sure they'll be a lot better once you two touch tongues. :wink:
 
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ok.. EWWWWW! And that's only because 50% of the tongues in this equation are coated with green, bubbling, festering e coli.
ok, I introduced some of those adjectives for effect not accuracy.. but still, EEWWW!
 
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my e coli doesn't bubble
 
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Chrono said:
I'm sure they'll be a lot better once you two touch tongues. :wink:

Oh, thanks, that puts really nice pictures in my mind. I never realized E. coli might be a sexually transmitted disease! I don't know if my immune system is strong enough to handle that.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
ok.. EWWWWW! And that's only because 50% of the tongues in this equation are coated with green, bubbling, festering e coli.
ok, I introduced some of those adjectives for effect not accuracy.. but still, EEWWW!

It is said that if you kiss for two minutes your immune system increases by 50%. I guess it's going to need it if you get the E. Coli, huh?
 
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Chrono said:
It is said that if you kiss for two minutes your immune system increases by 50%. I guess it's going to need it if you get the E. Coli, huh?
It's not my immune system increasing, wink wink
 
  • #22
tribdog said:
my e coli doesn't bubble
so it's more like a sparkling effervessence that dances across the palate? We can spin this any way you want..
 
  • #23
tribdog said:
It's not my immune system increasing, wink wink

Well, I didn't say it would be the only thing to increase.
 
  • #24
Math Is Hard said:
so it's more like a sparkling effervessence that dances across the palate? We can spin this any way you want..

It's still not improving tribdog's chances of getting kissed!
 
  • #25
Trib, you're going to have to do some gargling if you want to kiss the princess.
 
  • #26
for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.
I'd gargle melted Dentyne
 
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tribdog said:
for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.

Oh, great, now he thinks I want to kiss someone with Chlorox breath! Dog breath is bad enough! :smile:
 
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tribdog said:
for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.

Now, is that with bleach or bleach alternative?
 
  • #29
Chrono said:
Now, is that with bleach or bleach alternative?

Do you really think he knows the difference? :biggrin:
 
  • #30
I'll gargle whatever is wanted
No way will I ever be daunted.
I can smell like mint,
Just give me a hint.
Kissless, my life would be haunted.
 
  • #31
Moonbear said:
Do you really think he knows the difference? :biggrin:

You think I did?
 
  • #32
Chrono said:
You think I did?

Phew! I was worrying about you for a minute there. :biggrin:
 
  • #33
Moonbear said:
Phew! I was worrying about you for a minute there. :biggrin:

I'm always worried about myself. :-p
 
  • #34
So wat happened with the car keys then?
 
  • #35
Andy said:
So wat happened with the car keys then?
hanging from the front door knob.
 
  • #36
tribdog said:
hanging from the front door knob.

Adds to list of things to give tribdog for Christmas next year:
keychain that beeps when you clap
 
  • #37
Moonbear said:
Adds to list of things to give tribdog for Christmas next year:
keychain that beeps when you clap

My mom just got not one, but two of the ones that beeps when you whistle. The thing is her nor I can whistle very well.
 

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