I have the power to make women speechless

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The discussion revolves around the humorous notion of having the ability to make women speechless, with participants joking about the "secret" behind this power. They engage in playful banter, suggesting various forms of payment for the secret, including humorous offers like a pound or even an unborn child. The conversation shifts to the idea that making someone speechless can be achieved through misunderstanding or unexpected situations. Participants share light-hearted anecdotes about communication, including the challenges of talking while eating or kissing. The topic also veers into discussions about duct tape, with one participant humorously explaining its origins and uses, while others contribute their own comedic takes on beauty tricks and the absurdities of everyday life. Overall, the thread maintains a light and playful tone, emphasizing camaraderie and shared laughter among the participants.
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In another thread i found out i have the power to make women speechless,
how much are you guys willing to pay for the secret? :biggrin:
 
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I got a buck fifty. Oh wait, you're in England I'll change that to a pound and two pence. Or whatever they have it there.
 
Mk said:
I got a buck fifty. Oh wait, you're in England I'll change that to a pound and two pence. Or whatever they have it there.

75 pence approx MK, but i need more than that.
 
I'll give you my unborn son. He's worth several worlds.
 
hate to break it to your wolly, but rose is easy to make speechless. Besides, you said yourself you didn't mean to do it.
 
Smurf said:
hate to break it to your wolly, but rose is easy to make speechless. Besides, you said yourself you didn't mean to do it.

SSShhhh, you have been dreaming again Smurf
:biggrin:
 
Mr wolram said:
In another thread i found out i have the power to make women speechless,
how much are you guys willing to pay for the secret? :biggrin:
Evry woman, Sir?
 
Lisa! said:
Evry woman, Sir?

A challenge? there is all ways one exception to the rule
:smile: may be it is best to run when the big guns start firing
but then again David won :biggrin:
 
Mr wolram said:
A challenge? there is all ways one exception to the rule
:smile: may be it is best to run when the big guns start firing
but then again David won :biggrin:
But you've never got to an exception, have you?
 
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Lisa! said:
But you've never got to an exception, have you?

No doubt there is one some where, i can tell it is working with you though :wink:
 
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Mr wolram said:
No doubt there is one some where, i can tell it is working with you though :wink:

could you give me an example?

PS Well Sir, I get speechless whenever I don't want to speak someone and I don't want to speak some people when I think they tend to misunderstand me, they're not interesting, they're ...! :wink: I hope your case wouldn't be like that.
 
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Lisa! said:
could you give me an example?

PS Well Sir, I get speechless whenever I don't want to speak someone and I don't want to speak some people when I think they tend to misunderstand me, they're not interesting, they're ...! :wink: I hope your case wouldn't be like that.

A HA, you have given me the ammo, all i have to do is misunderstand you on
purpose. and i am not interesting at all.
We have a lightning storm here now with a brilliant double rain bow, cool.
 
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Well Sir, You can tell me that yu don't want to talk to me, And I'll get speechless towards you forever. o:)

But you know you're alittle strange. As far as I know most of men like making women talk to them but you...I don't know!
 
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Lisa! said:
Well Sir, You can tell me that yu don't want to talk to me, And I'll get speechless towards you forever. o:)

But you know you're alittle strange. As far as I know most of men like making women talk to them but you...I don't know!

I would not want to make anyone talk to me, and i only like talking with women
that i sense are true and not shallow, chat is different in some ways, meaningless noise easily forgotten :smile:
 
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wolram said:
In another thread i found out i have the power to make women speechless...
I do too, but I think I could get arrested for that... :biggrin:
 
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russ_watters said:
I do too, but I think I could get arrested for that... :biggrin:
Heh heh, I was just going to comment that it would take something along those lines to make me speechless...or at least to stop talking for a little bit. :biggrin: I can't talk and...um..uh... well, y'know :blushing: :redface: at the same time.
 
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Moonbear said:
it would take something along those lines to make me speechless...or at least to stop talking for a little bit. :biggrin: I can't talk and...um..uh... well, y'know :blushing: :redface: at the same time.
Its easy! I'm doing it right now!
 
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Mk said:
Its easy! I'm doing it right now!
TMI!
 
  • #19
Moonbear said:
Heh heh, I was just going to comment that it would take something along those lines to make me speechless...or at least to stop talking for a little bit. :biggrin: I can't talk and...um..uh... well, y'know :blushing: :redface: at the same time.

I know you love chocolate cake Moonbear :!) and its impolite to talk with
your mouth full, but Russ :confused:
 
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Sometimes I stop talking when I'm kissing a fella - but not always. Only if he's a mighty good kisser!
 
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wolram said:
I know you love chocolate cake Moonbear :!) and its impolite to talk with
your mouth full, but Russ :confused:
Are you implying something?

I prefer some good old hot coffee, better than chocolate cake.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Sometimes I stop talking when I'm kissing a fella - but not always. Only if he's a mighty good kisser!
The ultimate woman :smile: some times they talk to them selves, just to stay in practise :rolleyes:
 
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russ_watters said:
I do too, but I think I could get arrested for that... :biggrin:
By closing the threads? :wink:
 
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Lisa! said:
By closing the threads? :wink:

:smile: yes sweep it under the carpet :wink: a womanly labour saving trick :smile:
 
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Be careful that may soon bite you in the arse wolram.
 
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Mk said:
Be careful that may soon bite you in the arse wolram.

Have you noticed how quite it is now ?
 
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I noticed, but I wasn't going to mention it. :-p
 
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honestrosewater said:
I noticed, but I wasn't going to mention it. :-p

I thought you had a hairy tongue, but it was lint on my monitor :smile:
 
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wolram said:
I thought you had a hairy tongue, but it was lint on my monitor :smile:
Now how in the world would someone get a hairy tongue? Hmm... nevermind. :devil: Anyway, I brushed my tongue this morning, thank you.
 
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Mr wolram said:
:smile: yes sweep it under the carpet :wink: a womanly labour saving trick :smile:
What do men do in the same situations?
 
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Lisa! said:
What do men do in the same situations?

:confused: Dowedoit at all
 
  • #32
Mr wolram said:
:confused: Dowedoit at all
What Sir? o:)
 
  • #33
Lisa! said:
What Sir? o:)

My plot is working your sentences are getting shorter :smile: Dont say another word
 
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wolram said:
My plot is working your sentences are getting shorter :smile: Dont say another word
...
 
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Lisa! said:
...

It works even on Lisa :smile:
 
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Mr wolram said:
It works even on Lisa :smile:
You can think like that if it makes you happy!
 
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Lisa! said:
You can think like that if it makes you happy!

Failure :cry: It is imposable :-p
 
  • #38
Mr wolram said:
Failure :cry: It is imposable :-p
But impossible is possible, Sir! Be hopeful. :wink:
 
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Moonbear said:
russ_watters said:
I do too, but I think I could get arrested for that...
Heh heh, I was just going to comment that it would take something along those lines to make me speechless...or at least to stop talking for a little bit. :biggrin: I can't talk and...um..uh... well, y'know :blushing: :redface: at the same time.
I'm pretty certain russ was talking about duct tape, but your post is so confusing that I'm ... well ... left speechless. :smile:
 
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BobG said:
I'm pretty certain russ was talking about duct tape, but your post is so confusing that I'm ... well ... left speechless. :smile:
When I was a little kid and people said 'duct tape', I heard it as 'duck tape', and I used to wonder how it got its name... :eek:
 
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honestrosewater said:
When I was a little kid and people said 'duct tape', I heard it as 'duck tape', and I used to wonder how it got its name... :eek:
Because Duck Tape is a brand of duct tape, perhaps?
 
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honestrosewater said:
When I was a little kid and people said 'duct tape', I heard it as 'duck tape', and I used to wonder how it got its name... :eek:
I don't think you just heard it as "duck" tape, I think a lot of people say it that way.
 
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hmmmmm...
 
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Moonbear said:
I don't think you just heard it as "duck" tape, I think a lot of people say it that way.
I could clear this up for you, but Wikipedia does a better job with less effort by me:
Duct tape (originally known as duck tape) is a strong, fabric-based, multi-purpose adhesive tape, usually silver in color, although many other colors, including transparent, are also available, and is usually 2 inches (50 mm) wide. It was originally developed during World War II in 1942 as a waterproof sealing tape for ammunition casings. Permacel, then a division of Johnson & Johnson, used a rubber-based adhesive to help the tape resist water and a fabric backing to facilitate ripping. Because of these properties, it was also used to quickly repair military equipment, including jeeps, guns, and aircraft.
Because the original tape was made of cotton duck fabric, and it repelled moisture like "water off a duck's back", it was originally referred to as "duck tape". The original term came into modern usage with the introduction of "Duck Tape", a registered trademark of Duck Products.
After the war, the housing industry boomed and people started using duct tape for many other purposes. The name "duct tape" came from its use on heating and air conditioning ducts, a purpose for which it, ironically, has been deemed ineffective by the state of California and by building codes in most other places in the U.S. (which means professionals are restricted from using it in systems they install, but do-it-yourselfers are not). However metallized and aluminum tapes used by professionals are still often called "duct tapes".
 
  • #45
Funny they don't mention how miraculously it can hoist cleavage under an evening gown. :biggrin: A major selling point. Maybe that's a best kept secret. I learned it in my beauty pageant days along with the vaseline-on-the-teeth and Preparation-H-under-the-eyes tricks. :wink:
 
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How did that vaseline taste? Or the preparation-H?

Math Is Hard said:
Funny they don't mention how miraculously it can hoist cleavage under an evening gown.
Ouch! How do you get it off! I once put scotch tape on my eyebrows and eyelids (got to experiment!) it was not pleasant taking it off. Duct tape is much more adhesive than the transparent scotch tape. Well, I guess if you ladies can rub hot wax in and, use it to rip out your hairs, I guess you can survive anything.
 
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  • #47
Scotch tape - there's another intriguing name for a kind of tape...
 
  • #48
Where is Mr wolram? Have you made him speechless? :wink:
 
  • #49
Mk said:
I could clear this up for you, but Wikipedia does a better job with less effort by me:
In Canada it is said that it is one of the two essentials of life, the other being WD40.

One is used to make the world stop and the other makes it go.
 
  • #50
Lisa! said:
Where is Mr wolram? Have you made him speechless? :wink:

Only you have that power Lisa :wink:
 
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