- #91
Gale
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...double negative there...
But yeah, nope. You're ok decimal. You may masturbate to your hearts desire without very severe side effects.
I heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much
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The discussion revolves around the myth that excessive masturbation can lead to blindness, with participants largely dismissing this notion as an old wives' tale. They also touch on various other myths related to health, such as getting colds from going outside with wet hair and reading in the dark. The conversation humorously explores the topic of masturbation, with some participants sharing personal anecdotes and opinions about its prevalence among genders. There is a light-hearted debate about whether excessive masturbation can lead to desensitization or interfere with sexual relationships, while others suggest that it may have positive effects, like enhancing sexual performance. The thread evolves into a comedic exchange about conducting scientific experiments on the effects of masturbation, with playful banter and jokes about the topic. Overall, the consensus is that masturbation does not cause blindness or serious health issues, and the discussion highlights the cultural stigma surrounding the subject.
...double negative there...
But yeah, nope. You're ok decimal. You may masturbate to your hearts desire without very severe side effects.
- #92
hypnagogue
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Without very severe side-effects. lol. Is there a word for something that is reassuring and ominous at the same time?
- #93
Zantra
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A girl who's free for the night(it's the most expensive thing in the world)
- #94
Zantra
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geez decibel.. you haven't figured that out yet? Now go take care of business while I call the seeing eye dog people!
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Jonathan
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I found sonty's post confusing, what does a paper and pen have to do with anything?
Gale's wishy-washy answer is just as unnerving as the first.
decibel, it won't make you go blind, "but the more often you do it the less meaningful it becomes." (Dr. Frasier Crane)
Or something to that effect, I just love that Frasier.
Gale's wishy-washy answer is just as unnerving as the first.
decibel, it won't make you go blind, "but the more often you do it the less meaningful it becomes." (Dr. Frasier Crane)
Or something to that effect, I just love that Frasier.
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Andy
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Beat Beat Beat the MEAT!
- #97
decibel
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hey screw u ****ers, lol, ur crazy if u think I'm a "beat the meat freak"...just a question u know, lol
- #98
revesz
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and I have cronic back pain.
- #99
renedox
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Nah, I think I'll do it myself :P
- #100
rick1138
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Well, I think a transitive relationship has been established: frequent masturbation ==> rich fantasy life ==> high intellegence. Considering again that this is a math and science forum, isn't this something that you would want to brag about?
Best response of the whole thread.
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decibel
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THE END
- #102
rick1138
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Nyet tavarisch.
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Jonathan
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No, not the end, how do we know that it goes in the order described in rick1138's second to last response? How do we know that it doesn't only go in the reverse direction, so that smart begets frequent, but frequent doesn't beget smart?
- #104
jimmy p
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Lol how can you end such an amazingly popular thread... NO NO we ARE going to continue! MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION!
- #105
Andy
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Yea i will join you with ur masturbating!
- #106
Zantra
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Is it just me or do we really need to get more women on these boards?
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I think we need more women in general.
- #108
rick1138
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I agree, we always need more women.
- #109
Zantra
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Well we're scientists dammit, let's use the scientific method to develop a method for getting more women!
- #110
Gale
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hahaha... i bet you guys wouldn't know what to do if there were more women around here. i think i scare yall enough as is
- #111
revesz
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In the same room?lol
- #112
Monique
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OMG, after reading the level to which this thread has degraded itself too.. Emotional maturity guys! Let's start a thread about feces so that you guys can say the word POO as many times as you want.. unbelievable :S
- #113
radagast
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Perhaps, but I'd love the opportunity to figure it out.
You go ahead and keep scaring us, Gale. Any time you feel the urge. :)
- #114
chroot
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Woooah killer idea Monique!
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- #115
jimmy p
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Only if it can be about urine so we can say WEE and rectums so we can say *tee hee hee* BUM! hehe i said bum. LOL i have no need to worry about scaring girls, because i don't act like i pretend to know something about physics outside of this forum, so i seem normal instead of a nerd
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Zantra
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Keep it going guys! don't let the cause die!
LONG LIVE MASTURBATION!
LONG LIVE MASTURBATION!
- #117
Jonathan
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Wow, I didn't want to start a protest, are you all going to march on Washington? LOL...That reminds me of a South Park where Cartman pretends to be General Lee(or was it Grant?) and force Clinton to sign a bill to change history so that the Confederacy won and that way Stan and Kyle would become his slaves...man those shows are weird, how do they come up with it?
- #118
Zantra
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Yes, this masturbation thread must go on at all costs
I just want to see it become the thread that won't die.
PS, I hate you kyle and stan/
I just want to see it become the thread that won't die.
PS, I hate you kyle and stan/
- #119
Sonty
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what do you mean how? it's easy: tantric masturbation.
- #120
Artman
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Since this is a Physics forum, perhaps we should start a thread about the rings around Uranus and just sit back and watch the giggles start.
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