I heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much

[Hypercase]

Mastrubation is a lot like Procrastination in the end u realize ur just ****ing ur self.

 

[Sonty]

What? Did you guys make a New Year's resolution to stop masturbating?

 

[jimmy p]

Lol i wondered when someone was going to come back to this thread! hahaha! nah, my resolution is nothing as glamorous as that!

 

[Andy]

Origionally posted by Sting A priest was walking down a street when he hears something in the alley way. There's a boy masterbating and the priest goes "son, you should be saving that for marriage." 15 years later, a man approaches the priest and goes "remember me father? I'm the one you caught masterbating in the alleyway. You told me that I should be saving it for marriage?"

The priest nods his head in agreement.

The man goes on: "Well, I'm getting married tomorrow and I have 10 5-gallon jugs in the back of my truck. What am I supposed to do with it?"

LOL LOL LOL!