I didn't want to mention it. One reason is, because I might have told it already somewhere here on PF, and the second, that it might not belong on
@dkotschessaa's party (although I likely would have told it, if we were at an actual party and we stood in the kitchen with a beer). But now that you challenged me.
Three friends of mine and me once decided to go to a casino on a Saturday night. Ties are mandatory here at these locations. When I'd parked my car and walked over to the other three, only me and one other had tied their ties. He had asked someone on the street to do it for him. The pun is not, that I had to tie two more ties, the pun is, they were all topologists, specialized in knot theory!