http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2 [Broken]"… in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."
"Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work," Carson said. "What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"
Gravity-agenda scientists are urged to merge with the Evangelical Physicists towards an unified force of physics which readers of the Bible have already known for millennia…Some evangelical physicists propose that Intelligent Falling provides an elegant solution to the central problem of modern physics.
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