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  1. Dec 19, 2004 #1
    Where are my car keys? I just had to walk to the Mexican place because I can't find my keys. When I got there I couldn't announce my presence by running over the little bell, so I had to knock on the window and disrupt their dinner. I know I got spit this time.
     
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  3. Dec 19, 2004 #2

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    All this because you were afraid to boil some pasta! Are you planning on kissing me with that same mouth you're putting that horrid food into? :eek:
     
  4. Dec 19, 2004 #3
    Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!!
     
  5. Dec 19, 2004 #4

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    :yuck: You're gargling with lysol first! :biggrin:
     
  6. Dec 19, 2004 #5
    turned you on, didn't I?
     
  7. Dec 19, 2004 #6

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    Get that blanket fort ready in the kitchen! Might as well use that room for something! :biggrin:
     
  8. Dec 20, 2004 #7
    honestly you two....
    your the most apparant flirt in the whole friggin world.
     
  9. Dec 20, 2004 #8
    o:) I think it's called E-cohabitation. :tongue2:
     
  10. Dec 20, 2004 #9

    Yeah, they's shacking-up.
     
  11. Dec 20, 2004 #10

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    Awwww, they're just two crazy kids in love. :approve: :biggrin:
     
  12. Dec 20, 2004 #11
    I have seen the intercourse taking place here and fear it may lead to a spawning of many smaller threads… :tongue2:
     
  13. Dec 20, 2004 #12

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I like the e-cohabitation term coined by Polly too! LOL! Is that where e-children come from?
     
  14. Dec 20, 2004 #13
    I don't know, but from what Trib's been eating I'd be more concerned about e-coli...
     
  15. Dec 20, 2004 #14

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    So am I!!! :yuck: :rofl: He must have a cast iron stomach! He'll never appreciate my good cooking; I think his taste buds are ruined.
     
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    I'm sure they'll be a lot better once you two touch tongues. :wink:
     
  18. Dec 20, 2004 #17

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    ok.. EWWWWW!!! And that's only because 50% of the tongues in this equation are coated with green, bubbling, festering e coli.
    ok, I introduced some of those adjectives for effect not accuracy.. but still, EEWWW!
     
  19. Dec 20, 2004 #18
    my e coli doesn't bubble
     
  20. Dec 20, 2004 #19

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    Oh, thanks, that puts really nice pictures in my mind. I never realized E. coli might be a sexually transmitted disease! I don't know if my immune system is strong enough to handle that.
     
  21. Dec 20, 2004 #20
    It is said that if you kiss for two minutes your immune system increases by 50%. I guess it's going to need it if you get the E. Coli, huh?
     
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