How Effective Are Keychain Locators for Those Who Can't Whistle?

[tribdog]

Where are my car keys? I just had to walk to the Mexican place because I can't find my keys. When I got there I couldn't announce my presence by running over the little bell, so I had to knock on the window and disrupt their dinner. I know I got spit this time.

 

[Moonbear]

Where are my car keys? I just had to walk to the Mexican place because I can't find my keys. When I got there I couldn't announce my presence by running over the little bell, so I had to knock on the window and disrupt their dinner. I know I got spit this time.

All this because you were afraid to boil some pasta! Are you planning on kissing me with that same mouth you're putting that horrid food into?

 

[tribdog]

All this because you were afraid to boil some pasta! Are you planning on kissing me with that same mouth you're putting that horrid food into?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

[Moonbear]

You're gargling with lysol first!

 

[tribdog]

turned you on, didn't I?

 

[Moonbear]

Get that blanket fort ready in the kitchen! Might as well use that room for something!

 

[Smurf]

honestly you two...
your the most apparent flirt in the whole friggin world.

 

[Polly]

I think it's called E-cohabitation.

 

[franznietzsche]

I think it's called E-cohabitation.

Yeah, they's shacking-up.

 

[Evo]

Awwww, they're just two crazy kids in love.

 

[BoulderHead]

I have seen the intercourse taking place here and fear it may lead to a spawning of many smaller threads…

 

[Moonbear]

I have seen the intercourse taking place here and fear it may lead to a spawning of many smaller threads…

I like the e-cohabitation term coined by Polly too! LOL! Is that where e-children come from?

 

[BoulderHead]

I like the e-cohabitation term coined by Polly too! LOL! Is that where e-children come from?

I don't know, but from what Trib's been eating I'd be more concerned about e-coli...

 

[Moonbear]

I don't know, but from what Trib's been eating I'd be more concerned about e-coli...

So am I! He must have a cast iron stomach! He'll never appreciate my good cooking; I think his taste buds are ruined.

 

[BoulderHead]

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/soup1.wav

 

[Chrono]

I think his taste buds are ruined.

I'm sure they'll be a lot better once you two touch tongues.

 

[Math Is Hard]

ok.. EWWWWW! And that's only because 50% of the tongues in this equation are coated with green, bubbling, festering e coli.
ok, I introduced some of those adjectives for effect not accuracy.. but still, EEWWW!

 

[tribdog]

my e coli doesn't bubble

 

[Moonbear]

I'm sure they'll be a lot better once you two touch tongues.

Oh, thanks, that puts really nice pictures in my mind. I never realized E. coli might be a sexually transmitted disease! I don't know if my immune system is strong enough to handle that.

 

[Chrono]

ok.. EWWWWW! And that's only because 50% of the tongues in this equation are coated with green, bubbling, festering e coli.
ok, I introduced some of those adjectives for effect not accuracy.. but still, EEWWW!

It is said that if you kiss for two minutes your immune system increases by 50%. I guess it's going to need it if you get the E. Coli, huh?

 

[tribdog]

It is said that if you kiss for two minutes your immune system increases by 50%. I guess it's going to need it if you get the E. Coli, huh?

It's not my immune system increasing, wink wink

 

[Math Is Hard]

my e coli doesn't bubble

so it's more like a sparkling effervessence that dances across the palate? We can spin this any way you want..

 

[Chrono]

It's not my immune system increasing, wink wink

Well, I didn't say it would be the only thing to increase.

 

[Moonbear]

so it's more like a sparkling effervessence that dances across the palate? We can spin this any way you want..

It's still not improving tribdog's chances of getting kissed!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Trib, you're going to have to do some gargling if you want to kiss the princess.

 

[tribdog]

for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.
I'd gargle melted Dentyne

 

[Moonbear]

for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.

Oh, great, now he thinks I want to kiss someone with Chlorox breath! Dog breath is bad enough!

 

[Chrono]

for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.

Now, is that with bleach or bleach alternative?

 

[Moonbear]

Now, is that with bleach or bleach alternative?

Do you really think he knows the difference?

 

[tribdog]

I'll gargle whatever is wanted
No way will I ever be daunted.
I can smell like mint,
Just give me a hint.
Kissless, my life would be haunted.

 

[Chrono]

Do you really think he knows the difference?

You think I did?

 

[Moonbear]

You think I did?

Phew! I was worrying about you for a minute there.

 

[Chrono]

Phew! I was worrying about you for a minute there.

I'm always worried about myself.

 

[Andy]

So wat happened with the car keys then?

 

[tribdog]

So wat happened with the car keys then?

hanging from the front door knob.