Life's great mysteries (things that make NO sense)

[Keith_McClary]

fractions

Shhh, don't let any marketing types know that!

 

[DaveC426913]

These stupid

bumper stickers!



This is baby en route:

This is baby on route:

 

[sysprog]

It means pressed out, expressed by pressure.

Yes. That's what the big lever is for . . .

 

[WWGD]

Yes. That's what the big lever is for . . .

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I love the esthetics of many of those machines, like the Faemas. Would consider buying one just for show if they weren't $1,000+ a pop.

 

[hutchphd]

Yeah I want a coppertone La Pavoni. Just for show.
I have a Capresso manual electric pump machine that I use daily and would recommend without reservation (around $100 as I recall). Doesn't give you coffee biceps though.

 

[WWGD]

Yeah I want a coppertone La Pavoni. Just for show.
I have a Capresso manual electric pump machine that I use daily and would recommend without reservation (around $100 as I recall). Doesn't give you coffee biceps though.

Why without reservations?.Native Americans want espresso too!

 

[DaveC426913]

(Some of these may be retreads. tuff. They keep me awake at nights. They should do the same to you.)

• There exist simple, English sentences that can be spoken correctly but cannot be written correctly.

• The fraction of living human skeletons to living human people is slightly great than one.

• There exist numbers, used in peer-reviewed papers, that are so stupid large, they cannot be written out in the volume of the visible universe, even if each digit were no more than a Planck length in size. In fact, the number that is merely the number of digits in the aforementioned number likewise cannot be written in the volume of the visible universe. Yea verily, even the number that is merely the number of digits of the number that is merely the number of digits in the aforementioned number is too large to fit in the visible universe, even if the digits are a Planck length in size.

• There exist concepts so dangerous that - were you simply made aware of them and nothing more - can conceivably doom your unborn descendants to a life of pain, suffering and torture beyond your control.

 

[DaveC426913]

• Spoiler

  "There are three ways to spell the word 'to'".

• Spoiler

  Pregnant women contain more than the average number of skeletons.

• Spoiler

  Graham's Number

• Spoiler

  Remember, you were warned. Reading on makes you complicit.
  Spoiler

  Roko's ... Basilisk

 

[hutchphd]

I've always loved Pascal's Wager

 

[jack action]

"There are three ways to spell the word 'to'".

Correction: There is only one way to spell the word "to", but three ways to spell the sound "/tu/" (IPA); and many more in other languages.

Roko's ... Basilisk

Didn't know about that. Wow, just wow! If there was an award for the most non-sensical subject on this thread, I would probably vote for that one.

 

[DaveE]

If there was an award for the most non-sensical subject on this thread, I would probably vote for that one.

Yes. That article gets my vote for the hardest thing to read this month: GET TO THE F#$@!%^$ POINT ALREADY!

OTOH, I didn't succeed in really reading it, but I did skim the whole thing. I don't do well with that sort of "Deepak Chopra word salad" style.

 

[DaveC426913]

Correction: There is only one way to spell the word "to", but three ways to spell the sound "/tu/" (IPA); and many more in other languages.

Perhaps you missed the preamble, which was laid out in post 322.

 

[DaveC426913]

Yes. That article gets my vote for the hardest thing to read this month: GET TO THE F#$@!%^$ POINT ALREADY!

OTOH, I didn't succeed in really reading it, but I did skim the whole thing. I don't do well with that sort of "Deepak Chopra word salad" style.

Yeah, I hummed and hawed over what to link to. There are two links there, BTW. The other one is to a rationaWiki article, but that one goes in a slightly different direction - with simulations.

 

[WWGD]

Perhaps you missed the preamble, which was laid out in post 322.

Which brings up a new one for me: Why do we have a preamble without having 'ambles'.
Or feeling overwhelmed, underwhelmed, without the option of feeling 'Whelmed'?

 

[epenguin]

Which brings up a new one for me: Why do we have a preamble without having 'ambles'.
Or feeling overwhelmed, underwhelmed, without the option of feeling 'Whelmed'?

Even 'Underwhelmed' is or was a jokey journalistic sort of wordplay on one of those words that don't/didn't have an opposite. A bit reminiscent of 'software'. Not done extensive research, but see the usage history graph here: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/underwhelmed
Big contrast with that here
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/overwhelm


ETA just thought of another example: 'gruntled'. Its history is quite well known: https://www.analyticalgrammar.com/disgruntled-and-gruntled/

 

[Bystander]

For birth control: "...do not take if you are planning on becoming pregnant...". Ya think?

"Do not take if you are allergic to this medicine."

 

[DaveE]

"Do not take if you are allergic to this medicine."

It's not such a mystery if you're a corporate lawyer concerned about risk management. The correct translation is "don't sue us; you'll probably lose because we warned you not to be an idiot". This is probably the result of, like, 87 settlements paid for stupid s&^$. 97% of tort cases in the US are settled out of court. It doesn't cost much to add another sentence to the package insert. The fact that nobody reads it isn't relevant.

They're not saying their customers are stupid, they're saying their customers are greedy, trials are expensive, and jurors are stupid sometimes. It's all part of the "don't sue us" kabuki dance.

 

[phinds]

They're not saying their customers are stupid, they're saying their customers are greedy, trials are expensive, and jurors are stupid sometimes. It's all part of the "don't sue us" kabuki dance.

 

[gmax137]

"Do not take if you are allergic to this medicine."

It's not such a mystery if you're a corporate lawyer concerned about risk management. The correct translation is "don't sue us; you'll probably lose because we warned you not to be an idiot". This is probably the result of, like, 87 settlements paid for stupid s&^$. 97% of tort cases in the US are settled out of court. It doesn't cost much to add another sentence to the package insert. The fact that nobody reads it isn't relevant.

They're not saying their customers are stupid, they're saying their customers are greedy, trials are expensive, and jurors are stupid sometimes. It's all part of the "don't sue us" kabuki dance.

Hmm, I think the point of @Bystander 's post is, how is the patient/consumer supposed to know if they are allergic to "'catchyname' or any of its ingredients"?

 

[DaveE]

Hmm, I think the point of @Bystander 's post is, how is the patient/consumer supposed to know if they are allergic to "'catchyname' or any of its ingredients"?

Or which pollen from his neighbor's garden? Or what chemicals were used in making his shoes? Or the things in his Cheerios that aren't intended to be there? How allergic he is to a wasp sting? Exactly which sweetener they put in that junk food? Welcome to the real world, where people aren't protected from every risk. People don't always know exactly what causes their problems. Although that's why there are Allergists at the clinic.

Manufacturers just can't do perfectly precise product labeling. Although labeling has gotten much better since I was young (peanuts, for example). Pharmaceuticals are probably the best characterized and labeled thing you will ever consume, but no it's not perfect, it never will be. Still, I think it is reasonable to expect people that can't take atorvastatin to also know that Lipitor might be a problem.

 

[Hornbein]

Drum synthesizers

Not the invention part, it makes sense, Electric guitar distortion fuzz wah Jimmy Hendrix amazing
Electric piano, classic Fender Rhodes, Hammond organ – brilliant.
Synth drum…..why didn’t anyone say, “This sounds pretty naff to be honest let's drop that idea?”


Exceptions? Autobahn sounds cool but that is an exception, the music makes it and acoustic drums with a tonne of boom would have sounded great too.
Most synths sound like Night Rider theme tune.
I went to a Simmonds exhibition in Manchester in 1980s. One guy playing and explaining how they worked.
They sounded cr*p and everyone was going nuts I just did not get it.
You could double up by pressing a button (bass drum) and it even extracted out of time notes!
So totally cr*p sound played by nontechnical non-musical out of time drummers.

Drum synth is cheaper than real drummer.

Kate Bush used to use a drum synthesizer to make an oppressive sound. To me, that's the only area in which they excel.

I can't stand loops and drum machines. But many if not most people prefer beats so simple that a drummer would get depressed playing them. So drum machines are the correct business decision in most cases of recorded music.

Suppose you are a dance troupe that wants to make a little money from a video. You have to use Youtube. If you use copyrighted music, then the copyright holder gets all the money. So you use a computer program to generate uncopyrighted background music. It's good enough.

As a hobby I pair up modern dance videos with copyrighted sound tracks. It takes only an hour or so and the result can be to my ears far superior. Let the copyright holders have the sliver of advertising money.

 

[pbuk]

Drum synthesizers

Make sense if you loose an arm. Many other great drummers have used electronic kit too.

 

[pinball1970]

Make sense if you loose an arm. Many other great drummers have used electronic kit too.

They still sound awful. I know this is subjective but Hysteria to me was horrible. Anthemic, soul less overproduced commercial garbage. Pretty standard for the 80s.
The drum kit is a very special instrument, it does not rely on pitch it relies on sound, the player has to show technique, creativity and dynamics totally different to a guitar player for instance.
The drum synth removes all of that.
I played one a few months ago. The kit cost a grand and the guy who owned it already had a double bass drum kit at the studio but packed away.
I asked him why he was using the electronic kit and he told me it was smaller lighter and quickly set up.


The late great Buddy Rich used them once to my knowledge in the track 'You got to try.' Just for one bar I think, soon dropped. 1981 on Parky possibly.

 

[pinball1970]

Drum synth is cheaper than real drummer.

Kate Bush used to use a drum synthesizer to make an oppressive sound. To me, that's the only area in which they excel.

I can't stand loops and drum machines. But many if not most people prefer beats so simple that a drummer would get depressed playing them. So drum machines are the correct business decision in most cases of recorded music.

Suppose you are a dance troupe that wants to make a little money from a video. You have to use Youtube. If you use copyrighted music, then the copyright holder gets all the money. So you use a computer program to generate uncopyrighted background music. It's good enough.

As a hobby I pair up modern dance videos with copyrighted sound tracks. It takes only an hour or so and the result can be to my ears far superior. Let the copyright holders have the sliver of advertising money.

Kate Bush is an absolute legend. Whatever she does will be creative beautiful and pushing an envelope somewhere in the Universe.

 

[Bystander]

"Laser 'FOCUSED'...?"

 

[pinball1970]

"Laser 'FOCUSED'...?"

"I thought that Floyd's visual show was a little laser focused, they should have more back drop videos like they had in the 60s.
Make it real man."
Makes total sense.

 

[Vanadium 50]

Make sense if you loose an arm.

There is a famous trumpet player named "Wingy" Manone who lost an arm in a streetcar accident. Notorious prankster Joe Venuti once gave him a single cufflink as a gift.

 

[DaveC426913]

...lost an arm in a streetcar accident.

It was a noble sacrifice in order to save the five arms on the other track.

 

[BillTre]

"I thought that Floyd's visual show was a little laser focused, they should have more back drop videos like they had in the 60s.
Make it real man."
Makes total sense.

I think @Bystander was referring to the nature of "normal" laser light. An intense small dot of light with all the photons going in parrallel. Focusing not usually necessary.

There are however cases where you want focused laser light. for example confocal scanning laser microscopes have produced big advances in modern microscopy.

Putting the laser light through a lens (focusing it) allows you to generate images in various ways. The confocal mechanisms allows you to more easily assemble a clean 3D image, and being digital goes right into computers for 3D imaging. Its mostly used for looking at fluorescence, indicative of various things (chemical status, cell shape, watching cells move, location of labeled molecules in cells, ...)

The intensity of the light can also be used to affect living things and chemical things (usually by destroying things, sometimes by making a molecule active by breaking a specific bond).

In addition, there are multiphoton confocal microscopes. These are like a confocals, but rely on a great density of photons (in space and time) to have two (or more) photons arrive at a molecule at the same time (using nanosecond pulse lasers). If they are "there" at the "same time", then their energies can add up (approximately adding) to enough energy to activate the target molecule to fluoresce (or whatever else it might do). Among other things, this gives a greatly enhanced 3D resolution.
As the laser is focused down (along the z-axis) to a very small area (defined by the optics), the photon density goes way up.
The reason this is better than a normal confocal microscope is that the low end limitation on the background of a single photon confocal is the activation by single photons in less focused z-levels (in front of or behind the layer focused on). This kind of activaion in a two photon system is very unlikely due to the requirement of two photons simultaneously for activation.