Men in black- Right outside my building They're probably here for me.

[OAQfirst]

I'm not kidding. Two black vehicles, serious looking, and men in black suits are right outside. Should I post a pic or will that piss them off?

Something's up. There aren't too many people in my apartment building, so they're probably here for me. Maybe. I've got to come up with something illegal, something criminal to tell them I've been doing. Any suggestions?

This is going to be awesome!

 

[lisab]

Post a pic...and quickly, before they come and get you !

 

[DaveC426913]

If we haven't heard back from you by tomorrow, we will avenge your death.

 

[Pengwuino]

THEY LOOK SERIOUS! post pics, quickly, it's the last thing you'll ever do.

 

[drizzle]

as for you OAQfirst [if you still there] just stay cool and calm, wait on front of your door and say “I’ve been expecting you”


ps. you better dressed in black too, so you as well look serious and would get them thinking "yeah he’s the one"

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I suggest running out the building while screaming "I didn't do it!".

 

[OAQfirst]

Here they are!

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2210/mibrides.jpg

Well, actually there really aren't any men out there. I just thought it would look cool to black out parts of the pic. You know, the way the FBI does with FOIA files.

Eh, they're gone now. Damn. There goes my shot at adventure.

 

[OAQfirst]

And thanks, everyone, for your concern. Maybe next time there will be something real. Something different in my gravy life.

You folks are funny!

 

[Redbelly98]

OAQfirst, please make sure you are sitting down before reading this.

I'm afraid the men in black did come pay you a visit ... you said so yourself in an earlier post, which then mysteriously disappeared minutes later.

They must have erased your memory just before leaving your apartment. Quick, look around for clues or anything out of the ordinary. Is anything missing? You had said earlier you live alone ... if there is now a flatmate or wife with you, they are just there to keep tabs on you. More memory-altering tricks from the MIB. Also, you have no siblings. If you think otherwise -- it's another trick!

You are clearly involved in something big. Don't worry, we are here to help you figure it out. Please keep us posted.

 

[OAQfirst]

Someone left the seat up.-Oh wait. That was me.

 

[Hurkyl]

Someone left the seat up.


-Oh wait. That was me.

That's what I want you to think. They. That's what they want you to think.

 

[drizzle]

OAQfirst, please make sure you are sitting down before reading this.

I'm afraid the men in black did come pay you a visit ... you said so yourself in an earlier post, which then mysteriously disappeared minutes later.

They must have erased your memory just before leaving your apartment. Quick, look around for clues or anything out of the ordinary. Is anything missing? You had said earlier you live alone ... if there is now a flatmate or wife with you, they are just there to keep tabs on you. More memory-altering tricks from the MIB. Also, you have no siblings. If you think otherwise -- it's another trick!

You are clearly involved in something big. Don't worry, we are here to help you figure it out. Please keep us posted.

that was hilarious, I just hit my forehead on my desk, it’ll leave a mark for sure

 

[Moonbear]

That's what I want you to think. They. That's what they want you to think.

 

[OAQfirst]

that was hilarious, I just hit my forehead on my desk, it’ll leave a mark for sure

That's what Hurkyl want's you to think. It's a mark from when you hit your forehead on your desk.

Find some aluminum foil, asap!

 

[Moonbear]

Find some aluminum foil, asap!

Aha! Now it suddenly makes sense why TV was switched to digital! THEY needed the analog channels so they could rely on the tin foil hats to boost the signals rather than block them. Ask anyone who used to use rabbit ears on their TV and they'll tell you about how tin foil improves reception!

 

[lisab]

That's what Hurkyl want's you to think. It's a mark from when you hit your forehead on your desk.

Find some aluminum foil, asap!

Pfft...of course I donned my hat as soon as I read your initial post.

 

[Hurkyl]

That's what Hurkyl want's you to think. It's a mark from when you hit your forehead on your desk.

Find some aluminum foil, asap!

No, that one really was her doing. I didn't see it myself.

 

[DaveC426913]

Pfft...of course I donned my hat as soon as I read your initial post.

It's already too late. I don my hat before logging on to PF.

 

[Sorry!]

This thread is priceless. hahahaha You guys are too funny sometimes. Thats why I love you all.

 

[Borek]

if there is now a flatmate or wife with you

You can always shot her in the head and say "Consider that a divorce." That is part of the therapy requied to totally recall your memory.

 

[physics girl phd]

We had men in black too, but they weren't coming for us -- just the local business owner who "surrendered to federal authorities on charges related to marijuana and money laundering."

Here's some of the media images of what we woke up to (although this is later in the day, and we lived in an apartment on the other side of the square and saw this start around 8AM or so?):